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Topic: important Klingon anatomy draad

dj coco nut started this discussion 1 year ago #112,419

everybody is convinced that they have redundant penises after that stupid fuckin discovery episode or whatever (those aren't even Klingons????) but like. what if they just have two ureters and urethras and one penis? like if they have redundant bladders it would make more sense for a double urethra situation but I don't think there is a case for two penii tbh. that's just dumb 'dohoho 2 wieners' nonsense

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,247,069

They have three buttholes.

dj coco nut (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 40 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,070

and like what, wouldn't that make more sense like for Klingon females too? what, do they have two clitori. no, that would be dumb and lazy. I think this whole ordeal stems from a dumb and lazy writing room joke to begin with like 'hoho 2 peepee streams get it' NO we obviously don't get it and why should alien anatomy be open to interpretation. just show us the cocks or don't

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Discjockey Colada joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,071

Given Klingons' mammalian classification, it is plausible to suggest that male Klingons possess a phallus-like organ, analogous to the male genitalia found in other species. Structurally, this organ may differ from the human counterpart, potentially featuring specialized muscular tissue and perhaps even ornamental modifications, reflecting Klingon cultural influences.

Similarly, female Klingons, as reproductive counterparts, would possess a corresponding reproductive structure, likely facilitating internal fertilization, as is common among terrestrial mammals. This reproductive structure might include an adapted vaginal opening, designed to accommodate the Klingon male organ during copulation. Potential modifications to enhance pleasure or reproduction are also conceivable, considering the Klingon inclination towards passionate endeavors.

As Klingon biology is anticipated to be substantially more resilient and robust than human physiology, the reproductive act itself may feature heightened intensity and physicality. It is conceivable that Klingons engage in copulation with great vigor, enabling successful fertilization and strengthening emotional bonds between partners. Such passionate encounters may also be a reflection of Klingons' deeply ingrained warrior culture, celebrating life and perpetuation of their species.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,076

@1,247,070 (dj coco nut)
There’s a pornstar who literally has two vaginas.

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dj coco nut (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,077

@previous (B)
yeah but that isn't an evolutionary adaptation

dj coco nut (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 23 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,078

@1,247,071 (Discjockey Colada)
see, that seems like a canon explanation. thanks dj chatgpcolada

dj coco nut (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,247,079

If there is a canonical episode of Star Trek that includes a scene where a Klingon is urinating with two distinct streams, that would indeed provide specific information regarding Klingon anatomy. In light of this, it is reasonable to reassess the likelihood of Klingon males having two penises or two urethras.

Considering the scene you mentioned, it suggests that Klingon males may have two distinct urethras, each capable of producing its own stream of urine. This would indicate a unique anatomical adaptation in Klingon physiology. However, it is important to note that this specific scene may only provide information about the urinary system and not necessarily about the reproductive system itself.

Taking this into account, it is reasonable to speculate that Klingon males may have two urethras, allowing for the simultaneous passage of urine through separate channels. However, without further canonical information, the exact nature of Klingon reproductive anatomy, including the presence of multiple penises, remains uncertain.
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