Minichan

Topic: Bert, CONGRATS on your new girlfriend!!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,387

Lovely couple!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #1,246,741

Dudes head is so small a normal hat doesn’t even fit him

He has negative brain space

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,757

You sure seem obsessed with this Bert fellar.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,759

@previous (C)
I am. I am also in manlove with him.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,761

@previous (A)
We know Matt. We know.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,762

@1,246,759 (A)
Dear Bert and Matt,

I hope this letter finds you both overflowing with happiness and excitement as you embark on this wonderful journey together as a new couple! Congratulations on finding each other and embracing the joy of love.

May your love be as strong as the strongest Wi-Fi signal, and your laughter as infectious as a good stand-up comedian. Remember, in a relationship, it's crucial to share passwords and your favorite TV shows!

Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and adventures that make even the most daring roller coasters jealous. May you always find comfort in each other's arms, and support each other through all the ups and downs, just like a perfectly balanced seesaw.

Here's to creating beautiful memories together and making inside jokes that no one else will ever understand! Embrace the quirks and eccentricities that make you both unique and cherish the moments of vulnerability and intimacy.

As you journey hand in hand, may your love story be the stuff of legends, filled with epic tales and plenty of spicy anecdotes that will leave your friends laughing and blushing. Just remember, it's all in good fun, and love is meant to be celebrated in all its flavors!

Wishing you all the best in this new chapter of your lives. May your love continue to blossom and grow, and may you always find comfort in the arms of one another.

With heartfelt congratulations and all the best wishes,

Your Minichan Fam

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,765

@previous (D)
That was deep man.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,766

@1,246,762 (D)
Not Matt, but thank you! That is so sweet!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,768

@previous (A)
Nobody said you were, fucktard

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,769

@previous (E)

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,770

@previous (A)
Is that who you replied to?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,773

@previous (E)

You'll have to excuse Matt. He's a little slow.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,775

@1,246,770 (E)
Not sure you understand. That person replied to me, calling me Matt.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,786

@1,246,757 (C)
Whom is Bert?
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