You sure seem obsessed with this Bert fellar.
@previous (C)
I am. I am also in manlove with him.
@1,246,759 (A)
Dear Bert and Matt,
I hope this letter finds you both overflowing with happiness and excitement as you embark on this wonderful journey together as a new couple! Congratulations on finding each other and embracing the joy of love.
May your love be as strong as the strongest Wi-Fi signal, and your laughter as infectious as a good stand-up comedian. Remember, in a relationship, it's crucial to share passwords and your favorite TV shows!
Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and adventures that make even the most daring roller coasters jealous. May you always find comfort in each other's arms, and support each other through all the ups and downs, just like a perfectly balanced seesaw.
Here's to creating beautiful memories together and making inside jokes that no one else will ever understand! Embrace the quirks and eccentricities that make you both unique and cherish the moments of vulnerability and intimacy.
As you journey hand in hand, may your love story be the stuff of legends, filled with epic tales and plenty of spicy anecdotes that will leave your friends laughing and blushing. Just remember, it's all in good fun, and love is meant to be celebrated in all its flavors!
Wishing you all the best in this new chapter of your lives. May your love continue to blossom and grow, and may you always find comfort in the arms of one another.
With heartfelt congratulations and all the best wishes,
Your Minichan Fam
@1,246,762 (D)
Not Matt, but thank you! That is so sweet!
@previous (A)
Nobody said you were, fucktard
@previous (A)
Is that who you replied to?
@previous (E)
You'll have to excuse Matt. He's a little slow.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
@1,246,770 (E)
Not sure you understand. That person replied to me, calling me Matt.