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Topic: Why can’t humans walk on water?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,374

Of course we all know that Jesus walked on water, but he was obviously more than a human. So why can’t normal humans walk on water? Shouldn’t it be just like any other solid object?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,246,518

You believe that fictional book?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,519

@previous (B)
It’s not a fictional book? Most of the stories have been verified as being true.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,522

@previous (A)
So you believe everything you read?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,524

@previous (B)
No, I read a lot of mindless drivel on this ostentatious Liberal website.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,533

@1,246,519 (A)
No they haven't

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,536

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Are you sure about that? I literally watched a powerpoint on it at church the other day, it’s all been proved to actually happened.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,543

@previous (A)
I believe that happened

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,545

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I’m glad we can finally agree on somethin. Can we be friends now?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,548

@1,246,536 (A)

> Are you sure about that? I literally watched a powerpoint on it at church the other day, it’s all been proved to actually happened.

You've read it in the original Hebrew?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,550

@previous (D)
I’m not fluid in Hebrew but my pastor is and he read it and said it’s all true and it can be proven if you actually read it. But you’ve prolly never read it in your life.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,551

@previous (A)
Reading it doesn't prove anything. Many of the stories can be likened to events that really happened, but it's not word for word literally true.

Anonymous D double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,552

@OP

> why can’t normal humans walk on water? Shouldn’t it be just like any other solid object?

Humans can walk on water in its solid state.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,553

@1,246,551 (D)
But why would the words be interpreted as true if it wasn’t actually true? Like, we’ve known it to be true for about 2023 years or so. So it’s been believed for a long time right? Who were the original people that believed it? The peoppe that was actually there! Do you under stand what I’m saying?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,556

@previous (A)
Your bert impression is shit, mate

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,557

@previous (D)
I’m not impersonating anybody, I don’t even know who Bert is other than that yall are obsessed with him. From what I gather he is a conservative man like myself and you automatically think he’s stupid because of this.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,559

@previous (A)
> posting about obsession
> claims to not know any of the forum's characters

🤔

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,561

@previous (D)
Every time I post someone calls me Bert. It’s almost like mass histeria

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,570

@previous (A)
Who is Miss Hasteria? I am new here so I haven't been acquainted with many of the posters here

Meta !t5U92oxwJE replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,585

@1,246,557 (A)
Matt detected. Ban pending.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,589

@previous (Meta !t5U92oxwJE)
Oh wow. I wonder if any other recent topics are by him?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,590

@1,246,585 (Meta !t5U92oxwJE)
I will literally kill myself if you ban me

Meta !t5U92oxwJE replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,593

@1,246,589 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
A few.


@previous (A)
Yea, ok.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,623

Maybe people lied?

Could somebody walk on the salt lake?

Indy joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,626

@1,246,585 (Meta !t5U92oxwJE)
That's not me, which proves you're not the real Meta. I absolutely did not make that post.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,750

@1,246,524 (A)


lol

Anonymous G double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,751

@1,246,543 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
really?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,754

You can walk on water when it turns to ice. (Name prompt didn't appear in box LMFAO).
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