Topic: BERT
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,303
How many countries have you actually spent time in or lived in, not counting as an invading force in the Navy?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later[^] [v] #1,245,911
What makes you believe that Bert would’ve been a part of any invading Navy force? He would’ve likely been stationed on a ship at home.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,245,915
@previous (B)
Bert can get sober men back to his room in under an hour if he lays the charm on thick, the Navy likely sought him out for a commission.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,245,916
@previous (C)
Bert, the goto man when women aren't available.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,030
@1,245,911 (B)
Once they got close to the war zone, he jumped off the side and swam to safety.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,246,172
bert I will be in Tennessee in a few weeks lets fight douchenozzle
↕