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Topic: a Gypsy girl approaches wearing a kerchief over her face, her voice weaving an enchanting melody...

Madam Squeegina started this discussion 2 years ago #112,179

Seekers of truth and mystery, I am Madam Squeegina, Seer of Pentacles, Mistress of Tarot. Each of you may ask the cards ONE question, and one question only.

'Is Tarot real?' you might ask, stupidly. Let me save you the wasted question: Tarot is a mystical guide, a timeless map to your subconscious. It deciphers the subtle whispers of the universe, both known and unknown.

The Tarot reveals hidden truths. It peels back the layers of your reality, sometimes unveiling the present, sometimes whispering of the future, and at times revealing past lessons that echo in the silence. It delves into your strengths, uncovers your fears, and bares your heart's deepest desires, unravelling the threads of your destiny, one card at a time.

"But how does it work," you'd say? The Tarot deck consists of 78 beautifully ornate cards. Each card a symbol, each symbol a story. I am but an intermediary, a humble conduit between you and the divine energy of these cards. You ask a question, the universe responds via these ancient symbols, and I, with my lifetime of knowledge and experience, interpret this celestial conversation.

So, step into the thread of answers, let the cards speak to you, let the universe whisper its secrets ...but be forewarned, i am not responsible for your questions. What question you ask will be the question answered, you're responsible for the answers your question brings.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,244,718

Should I buy calls or puts today?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,720

@previous (B)
Would a fool seek to trade this day, you wonder? calls or puts, calls or puts...

shuffles deck dramatically and draws a card

First, we see the Hermit, a beacon of introspection and contemplation. His appearance at this hour suggests that now is not the time for action, but rather for reflection. It's as if the universe itself has called for a pause, a recess.

draws another card

The Wheel of Fortune! This card of cyclical change and motion calls up a vision of the ebb and flow of life and, indeed, of the marketplace. As sure as the tides ebbs... your future, i see...

draws a third card

the Fool. Ah, our dear, pied Fool, and the Fool alone treads the path, an unknowing smile on his face. So there you have it, a divine trifecta pointing to a truth both simple and profound. Today you'll buy no calls, no puts. Your query, like the Fool's journey, must indeed be in jest.

I wish you a Saturday full of better luck next time, Poindexter.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,724

Help me understand, does that mean I should put my money on a short straddle?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,727

@previous (B)
ask me again on monday, perhaps.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,753

Does the girl named R. like me romantically and/or sexually?

dj coco nut joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,809

@previous (C)
jimbo no

JIM replied with this 2 years ago, 44 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,815

@previous (dj coco nut)
But she's my sister!
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