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Topic: My Portuguese girlfriend saw a picture of my Zimbabwe girlfriend on my phone.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 years ago #112,082

I panicked and said it was my sister.

Now she can never meet my sister

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,243,896

LOL dude! Your sister is black? No, seriously, the veneer is cracking. It's only a matter of time. I applaud you for making is this far! It's bloody well impressive. But surely you know that it can't last forever.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,897

Yeah, it's stressing me out and I feel trapped.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,900

lol ffs

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,901

Would your sister be willing to meet her in blackface?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,902

@1,243,897 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Honestly, you should break up with one kindly.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,903

@1,243,901 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
My Zimbabwe girlfriend isn't black

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,906

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Oh okay. I'd been picturing a black lass.

I was wondering why your Portuguese gf didn't have more to say haha.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,907

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Protip: she's black

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,908

@1,243,906 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
My Portuguese girlfriend is mixed race. Her father is from Angola

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,909

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Oh, lawdy!

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,910

@1,243,908 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Ah I got them mixed up.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,915

if you play your cards right, you can get some hot lesbo action between them going

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,937

Is she Prince Harry's ex?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,942

Maybe you should stop being a cheating POS. Just a suggestion.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,952

@1,243,897 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Poor guy. You're obviously the victim in this situation.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,954

@previous (G)
I am in a way. I like them both and when I think I've made up my mind to split up with one I get overwhelmed with guilt are abandoning them.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,956

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Not to put too fine a point on it, but you might like the experience of dating or fucking them both. You don't actually like them both as people because you are cheating on them, which is not something you do to someone you care about.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,958

@1,243,954 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
The longer you wait, the more you hurt the one you'll dump

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,961

@1,243,956 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I disagree. You have never cheated on anyone so you wouldn't know. I genuinely like them both and can't bring myself to split up with one.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,962

Actually, I love them both and am filled with pain when I think about leaving one.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,965

@1,243,961 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> You have never cheated on anyone so you wouldn't know.
Guilty as charged, I suppose. Best of luck with your infidelity!

dj coco nut joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,980

@1,243,956 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Not to put too fine a point on it, but you might like the experience of dating or fucking them both. You don't actually like them both as people because you are cheating on them, which is not something you do to someone you care about.

mark is so jealous every time Erik posts about his 2 gfs

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 40 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,986

@1,243,962 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Ask them to join a polycule.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,992

@1,243,980 (dj coco nut)

Anonymous J replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,994

@1,243,956 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> You don't actually like them both as people because you are cheating on them, which is not something you do to someone you care about.
This is one of those things I see a lot online, and I don’t know how true it is
Some people have sex addiction, low impulse control, or lack empathy and wind up as cheaters. It’s not really as simple as “they must not actually like/love their partner if they cheat”

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,997

@previous (J)
I definitely have low impulse control

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,999

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
See, he just can't help it! Of course he doesn't want to cheat, his brain is simply wired that way. We truly can pass no judgment on his behavior, as he has no more control over it than he does the weather. My heart goes out to you. Stay strong!
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