Topic: Jollibee Spaghetti is Halal

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,041

Eat your heart out Halal Guys with your inauthentic pig slop.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,243,559

diabetti spaghetti

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,564

Welcome to Jollibee! Would you like one strand of spaghetto with your 25 cups of pure sugar?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,600

It's not halal.

!3GqYIJ3Obs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,602

@1,243,564 (B)
25? As if?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,608

@1,243,600 (C)
Actually, it is.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,609

@previous (A)
It is not.

Anonymous C double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,610

Anonymous C triple-posted this 2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,611

Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,612

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,703

@previous (C)
@1,243,611 (C)
@1,243,610 (C)
You know not every dish is going to be halal.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 43 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,720

@previous (E)
No, but every dish IS going to be loaded with sugar.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,734

@1,243,703 (E)
Not every restaurant location is halal, so "Jollibee is halal" is not an accurate statement. It's partially halal, in some markets.

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Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,740

@previous (C)
True, but in EVERY market, it is loaded with 15+ cups of sugar per dish.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,754

@previous (B)
Sugar is Halal.

!3GqYIJ3Obs replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,766

Check mate!

dj coco nut joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,772

stop posting about Jollibee I miss it

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,778

@previous (dj coco nut)
that's just sugar withdrawals you are experiencing.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,780

@1,243,740 (B)
Jollibee workers unloading the sugar truck when you order a small spaghetti

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,781

@previous (C)
lol

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