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Topic: I met a dude and I just wanted to be friends

Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #11,204

But he's a homosexual and is literally in love with me. I can't really fix this no matter how much I explain I'm attracted to women. He's a cool guy and I still want to be friends, but he's just going to go further down the spiral. I need advice.

And no I won't have sex with or kiss him.

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #201,373

How blatant did you make it? If you were trying to "let him down" easily, he may mistake it as you playing hard-to-get or such. Have you came right out (heh) and outright said that it was never happening, ever, because I'm just not attracted to you?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,377

Sorry bud, gotta treat him like an infatuated, ugly girl. Either fuck him and never talk to him again, or just avoid him at all cost. your choice.

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,380

@previous (C)
This is terrible advice.

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,381

Are you sure you aren't a woman and he's the straight one?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,382

@201,373 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
Pretty blatant, but I'm being even more blatant right now via text

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,383

@201,380 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
Then how would you deal with an infatuated, ugly girl.

Anonymous C double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,385

@201,382 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
no means no, falco. Don't let him talk you into anything

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,386

@201,383 (C)
If I liked her personality? Explore it if I liked her enough to warrant a relationship, do @201,373 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF) otherwise.

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,389

@201,382 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Give him a Chick Tract.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,390

@201,386 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
So if falco likes this guys personality then he should explore it and see if there is a relationship there? Okay, I like this advice. Give us updates Falco.

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,393

@previous (C)
You asked me what I would do. Falco is heterosexual. It doesn't apply to him.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,396

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
Then if he's not attracted to the guy (cause he's straight) then the guy is equal to a really ugly girl that Falco wouldn't be attracted to. Personality isn't always enough to overcome strong physical non-attraction. He should dump the guy.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,399

@previous (C)
... "Dump" him? He isn't dating him! There doesn't need to be sexual attraction for a friendship, so long as his friend understands boundaries.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,401

@OP
Why does this seem to be an almost weekly thread for you?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,404

@201,399 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
But if they really ugly girl is really, really infatuated then there are no boundaries. She'll keep trying to sit next to you in class and follow you around and try to be alone with you. I'm sure it's the same for gay guys. Infatuation knows no limitations.

also if they aren't dating then why is he breaking up with him by text right now? answer me that!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,406

@201,401 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
This has only happened one other time but it wasn't as dramatic.

anyway he never texted back so maybe he's about to drive off of a cliff or something, idk

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,409

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Sorry bud, break-ups are rough, I know. If you need to talk just let me know.

Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #201,431

Falco stop denying your true feelings you candy-ass fuck

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #201,433

> he wants to fuck

Falco replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #201,442

> guy falls in love with me
> doesn't own a Disney fursuit

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #201,447

@previous (Falco)
He literally works at disneyland lol

Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #201,450

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
As opposed to metaphorically?

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #201,475

@OP
I hope you don't think I'm into you like that.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,482

@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
lol you're a friendly co-poster who likes my music

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,497

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Lol. I like that word. Co-poster. But yes, your music is sick.

Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,542

@201,482 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
You didn't answer my question twink

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,546

@previous (Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9)
Maybe that's because I don't like you and you're not funny, champ?

Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,551

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT BEFORE JUDGING PEOPLE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT MAYBE THEIR PENI WONT EXTEND BEYOND THEIR BALLS AND IT SPLATTERS PEE ALL OVER THEM WHENEVER THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM OR THAT THE ONLY GIRL THAT LOVES HIM IS 300 POUNDS AND HAS A SCAT FETISH????

FUCK YOU DICK

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,554

@previous (Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9)

Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,556

Image went missing@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,563

This happened to me once. I treated him like an infatuated ugly girl by avoiding him at all costs and it solved the problem.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,564

Search your heart. maybe love is what you are feeling.

> I should have known better
> Than to let you go alone
> It's times like these
> Can't make it on my own
> Wasted days, and sleepless nights
> An' I can't wait to see you again
> I find I spend my time
> Waiting on your call
> How can I tell you, babe
> My back's against the wall
> I need you by my side
> To tell me it's alright
> 'Cos I don't think
> I can't take anymore

> Is this love that I'm feeling
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love or am I dreaming
> This must be love
> 'Cos it's really got a hold on me
> A hold on me
> I can't stop the feeling
> I've been this way before
> But, with you I've found the key
> To open any door
> I can feel my love for you
> Growing stronger day by day
> An' I can't wait to see you again
> So I can hold you in my arms

> Is this love that I'm feeling
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love or am I dreaming
> This must be love
> 'Cos it's really got a hold on me
> A hold on me
> Is this love that I'm feeling
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love or am I dreaming
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love or am I dreaming
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love or am I dreaming
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love or am I dreaming
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love or am I dreaming
> Is this the love that I've been searching for
> Is this love is this love

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,572

Image went missing@previous (sluggy)

!gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,575

Inb4 Falco is raped by a dude

FatGreen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,576

Try it. You might enjoy it :)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,624

Hove sox woth or koss hom.

cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #201,646

@previous (M)

shot op Ononomoos M

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

finland !E.2uE3Aybc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #202,280

@201,382 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
I am also a stupid left-winger, and I hate Psychopath so much. We should be pals.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #202,520

@201,556 (Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9)
You look so different without your hair.
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