Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later[^][v]#1,243,482
It was I!
I lured them away with my magic flute, all the while twirling my opera cape. We pranced and skipped gaily from many a ladyboy tavern to ladyboy tavern along the route, where I persuaded even more to join the merry troupe. We even stopped by the lovely woods to steal away the lolis that live there, who grow tired of searching for the meaning of the moon and pondering the mysteries of love. We now abide at my secret lair, where fountains of golden peepee flow (from which I dine daily).