dig it, cats and kittens:
The mate I shared a dorm with back in freshman year went to turkey dressed like a turkey to make a video and they fucking killed him.
They are very tired of that joke over there. Because of NATO
/Bosporus stuff for the war Turkey can ignore the state departments complaints.
Lemme tell ya 'bout this, oh boy! Picture this, I had this righteous roommate, we was tighter than a drum set with a killer beat...
But alas, tragedy struck - I lost my main man to the Turkish intelligence service, sly devils they be!
One minute we was chillin' in the crib, sippin' on some cold brews, and the next thing you know, he vanished like smoke in the wind. Turns out, my buddy had been livin' a double life, makin' moves for those secret agents. It blew my mind, like a saxophone solo on a moonlit night.
Now I'm left wonderin' who I can trust, 'cause in this world of spies and shadows, anyone could be a feather in the turkints fedora. That's the real deal, my
groovy peeps. Stay woke, stay fly, and never take your eye off the prize.
Word.(Edited 1 minute later.)