Topic: FAO: Father Merrin

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #112,016

What is this Sunday's homily reading?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #1,243,272

You'll have to wait and see.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,277

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I am dying and have one last night to live. My dying wish is to know.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,278

See, real priests receive the homily reading in advance to prepare. Only a fake priest would not know.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,283

@previous (A)
I did not say I did not know. I said you'll have to wait and see.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 2 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,284

@1,243,277 (A)
If you're that desperate to know, why not just Google it??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,287

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Because I want a real priest to tell me. It is my dying wish.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,288

@OP

> What is this Sunday's homily reading?

It should have something to do with cleaning semen and shit stains from a cassock and surplice.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,289

@1,243,287 (A)

> Because I want a real priest to tell me. It is my dying wish.

Why isn't your dying wish to spend your last night on earth with your wife and children, instead of on Minichan?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,291

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It is all of that together. Please just tell me. I can feel death at the door.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,297

to Father Merrin: this is the poster's wife. He just died without your telling him the homily reading. I will never forgive you, you wicked false priest!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,311

@previous (A)
We've all gotta go some time. Better luck in the next life.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,335

@1,243,297 (A)

> to Father Merrin: this is the poster's wife. He just died

Was it the obesity or the alcoholism?

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,336

Dave, are you really religious?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,339

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Not religious, no. I think there's some kind of 'intelligence' behind things but I have no real ideas on the nature of it. I don't believe it's the reductive and unimaginative character of the Bible or Koran.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,366

@1,243,335 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It was AIDS you cruel man.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,243,367

@1,243,336 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
It is Joshy, not Dave.