Topic: My girlfriend cheated on me!

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,945

She's a big fan of the Toy Story movies. Well, this afternoon, I came home and caught my good friend fucking her in our bed! When I walked in, my girlfriend started singing: I've got your friend in me. I've got your friend in me!

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later[^] [v] #1,242,469

You should have just stuck your dick in her mouth and shut her up.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,470

@previous (B)
Well, after she sang, my friend started singing: I'm in her ass, you see. I'm in her ass, you see!
Then she came in with: He's got a big weewee. He's got a big weewee!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,471

When he came did she yell "he dumped a load in me!"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,472

@previous (C)
LOL

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,473

@1,242,471 (C)
Yep. then later, she said: I've got an STD. I've got an STD!

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,532

Jeepers, and here I was thinking that she peeked at your Scrabble letters!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,536

@previous (boof)
Then later, she sang: I've got his kid in me. I've got his kid in me!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,546

@previous (A)
Then: Pay my abortion for me. Pay my abortion for me!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 11 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,583

I've got his kid in me. I'be got his kid in me!

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,665

@1,242,532 (boof)
Do you know the Konami code?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,688

too bad she wasn't singing 'tell a better joke'

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,689

@previous (F)
But that doesn't fir the rhyme scheme and rhythm of the song.

boof replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,777

@1,242,665 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
not at all!

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,779

@1,242,583 (A)
> I've got his kid in me. I've got his kid in me!

That does sound like something you'd sing!

Minichan