Topic: I've been hired to do the soundtrack to a feature length porn film

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,905

The film is entitled "Tentacles and Buttholes: Anal Japanese Girls Strike Again 6!" So, I need to come up with the music. Please tell me which kind you think would work best with this genre.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Phone call on-hold music: frantic electric jazz	-	0%
Traditional German polka	3	60%
Entire discography of Black Sabbath	-	0%
Medieval drinking songs	-	0%
Gregorian chants	1	20%
Italian opera	-	0%
Experimental banjo bluegrass	1	20%
Other (write in)	-	0%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,242,186

Intellectual work.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,187

@previous (B)
What does that mean?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,188

@previous (A)
It means I'm currently doing some intellectual work. I'm researching nefarious attempts by an inveterate conman to defraud a war-torn country.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 18 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,189

@previous (B)
Sucks for you.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,190

@previous (A)
Why?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,191

@previous (B)
Seems like a waste of your life, time, and energy to be so focused on other people instead of yourself.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,192

@previous (A)
Your report has been denied. Reply does not contain "family dox"

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,193

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I did not make a report with "family dox".

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,194

@previous (A)
Apologies, I misspoke.

Anon B's reply did not contain "family libel" so your report has been denied.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,195

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
So you do agree it contains obsession. Interesting.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,196

@previous (A)
I can't offer an assessment of that, as the definition is too vague to make a determination.

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,197

In any event, "obsession" is not in the Minichan rules and therefore not a reportable offense.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 15 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,198

@1,242,191 (A)

> Seems like a waste of your life, time, and energy to be so focused on other people instead of yourself.

Using this logic journalists would never expose any inveterate scumbags looking to defraud war-torn countries because they should be "focused on themselves".

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,199

@previous (B)
Apparently selfishness is a virtue?

This sounds Republican as fuck 😂👌

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,201

@1,242,198 (B)
I know of no one who did that.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,202

@previous (A)
Well then how could it possibly be family libel? It's no one you even know, let alone family.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 49 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,203

@1,242,201 (A)

> I know of no one who did that.

I never said you did.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,204

Matt should take Time Magazine to court for libel.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,209

@previous (D)
Then he would lose and it would establish a legal precedent of it not being libelous.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,210

Ok, but what if the pizza guy travelled back in time to have sex to save the human race and he gets character development?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,214

Phonk

TG2Merrin !ea3iKYRTek joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,224

@1,242,195 (A)
PHYSTPHUKKD