Topic: “Forgive me Father,” purred Father Merrin to the altar boy
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,888
“For I am about to sin.”
https://time.com/6293965/singapore-minister-iswaran-graft-probe/
https://time.com/6293965/singapore-minister-iswaran-graft-probe/
(Edited 1 hour later by a moderator.)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,242,070
Fun fact: for baiting Tinychan's pedophiles like OP into posting nonce fantasies, Fuckalms banned me. Therefore, Tinychan's pedophiles have followed me here. Sorry everyone! I tried to contain them over there.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,071
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
“Father, what is that ugly thing you pulled out?” squealed the altar boy in fear.
“Call it extreme unction, my son. Now take off that robe.”
https://time.com/6215704/ukraine-farmers-women-world-hunger/
“Father, what is that ugly thing you pulled out?” squealed the altar boy in fear.
“Call it extreme unction, my son. Now take off that robe.”
https://time.com/6215704/ukraine-farmers-women-world-hunger/
(Edited 1 hour later by a moderator.)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,074
@previous (A)
Want to hear something funny? Someone (possibly you) keeps posting threads on TC about wanting to eat the shit of a pubescent girl...
https://tinychan.net/topic/63800#reply_640787
...and around a week ago I called the person posting it a sick piece of shit. The hilarious part? Fuckalms deleted my post calling the OP a disgusting cunt...and allowed the (literally illegal) thread itself to stay up on the forum, lol!
Fuck it, let them have their little pedo safe space I guess.
Want to hear something funny? Someone (possibly you) keeps posting threads on TC about wanting to eat the shit of a pubescent girl...
https://tinychan.net/topic/63800#reply_640787
...and around a week ago I called the person posting it a sick piece of shit. The hilarious part? Fuckalms deleted my post calling the OP a disgusting cunt...and allowed the (literally illegal) thread itself to stay up on the forum, lol!
Fuck it, let them have their little pedo safe space I guess.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,076
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Eating poo is illegal?
https://time.com/5750669/exclusive-lawsuit-raises-questions-about-rick-perrys-role-in-ukraine-energy-sector/
Eating poo is illegal?
https://time.com/5750669/exclusive-lawsuit-raises-questions-about-rick-perrys-role-in-ukraine-energy-sector/
(Edited 58 minutes later by a moderator.)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,081
@previous (A)
Posting about your plans to cannibalise a real child (whom you actually name for good measure) is illegal, yes. Now kindly fuck off back to Tinychan where you will be protected.
Posting about your plans to cannibalise a real child (whom you actually name for good measure) is illegal, yes. Now kindly fuck off back to Tinychan where you will be protected.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,082
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,090
@1,242,070 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Fun fact: Fuckalms banned me.
Good. You deserved it for being such a faggot.
> Fun fact: Fuckalms banned me.
Good. You deserved it for being such a faggot.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,102
> for baiting Tinychan's pedophiles
Lol, that's not why you were banned, you twat.
Lol, that's not why you were banned, you twat.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,116
@1,242,070 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Isn't it pathetic how those dog-fucking pedophiles over at TC literally can't live without you? I mean, they're actually deserting their little fag hugbox to come out here and cry about how you trolled the living shit out of them for the past years.
Isn't it pathetic how those dog-fucking pedophiles over at TC literally can't live without you? I mean, they're actually deserting their little fag hugbox to come out here and cry about how you trolled the living shit out of them for the past years.
Anonymous E double-posted this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,117
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,127
@1,242,082 (A)
> I didn't make those posts, but whatevs
In light of new evidence, I'm sceptical of this claim.
> I didn't make those posts, but whatevs
In light of new evidence, I'm sceptical of this claim.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,137
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,149
@previous (D)
Nah, it was for riling up you nonces. Now dry your tears, you're making a spectacle of yourself.
Nah, it was for riling up you nonces. Now dry your tears, you're making a spectacle of yourself.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,151
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Does your wife know about your proudly held status as Prince of Nonce-Baiters on TC? I bet you keep this bizarre part of your life well hidden from her.
Does your wife know about your proudly held status as Prince of Nonce-Baiters on TC? I bet you keep this bizarre part of your life well hidden from her.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,154
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Does your mother know you're filling her basement up with nonce tears?
Does your mother know you're filling her basement up with nonce tears?
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,252
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Notice that TC's nonces are already trying to smeg up this board with pedo posts?
https://minichan.net/topic/111910
Notice that TC's nonces are already trying to smeg up this board with pedo posts?
https://minichan.net/topic/111910
Matt joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,335
This thread is HOTT.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,337
@1,242,252 (E)
> Notice that TC's nonces are already trying to smeg up this board with pedo posts?
>
> https://minichan.net/topic/111910
Yes. I knew when I was banned from TC I would have a place to go and bring along my followers. It is God's will!
> Notice that TC's nonces are already trying to smeg up this board with pedo posts?
>
> https://minichan.net/topic/111910
Yes. I knew when I was banned from TC I would have a place to go and bring along my followers. It is God's will!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,341
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Yes. I knew when I was banned from TC I would have a place to go and bring along my followers.
I'm not banned anymore.
> Yes. I knew when I was banned from TC I would have a place to go and bring along my followers.
I'm not banned anymore.
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,343
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Did you get on bended knees and beg forgiveness and absolution for being a massive faggot shit poster? Or just whine and cry at mods like Matt does here?
Did you get on bended knees and beg forgiveness and absolution for being a massive faggot shit poster? Or just whine and cry at mods like Matt does here?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,382
@previous (C)
Neither. I went there yesterday and for whatever reason I was able to post again. Maybe On (who isn't a pedophile and therefore doesn't hate me) reversed the decision of Fuckalms (who is and therefore does).
Bless you for the question friend.
Neither. I went there yesterday and for whatever reason I was able to post again. Maybe On (who isn't a pedophile and therefore doesn't hate me) reversed the decision of Fuckalms (who is and therefore does).
Bless you for the question friend.
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,421
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Cool. Go there and start the lateral thinking problem thread up again.
Cool. Go there and start the lateral thinking problem thread up again.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,425
@previous (C)
Can't. Fuckalms locked it because, according to the message I received by PM, "this thread is generating lots of activity and none of it is related to pedophilia, so fuck off with it", and starting a new one would be redundant.
Can't. Fuckalms locked it because, according to the message I received by PM, "this thread is generating lots of activity and none of it is related to pedophilia, so fuck off with it", and starting a new one would be redundant.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,427
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,429
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,430
@1,242,425 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@1,242,425 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> starting a new one would be redundant.
Translate: I will get banned again.
@1,242,425 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> starting a new one would be redundant.
Translate: I will get banned again.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,431
@previous (C)
Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,432
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
There is no solution lol. You are a liar. Post it right here, right now.
There is no solution lol. You are a liar. Post it right here, right now.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,434
@previous (A)
> There is no solution lol.
Yes there is. I even PMed it to Fake Anon and he vouched for it...
http://minichan.net/topic/111734#reply_1241088
> There is no solution lol.
Yes there is. I even PMed it to Fake Anon and he vouched for it...
http://minichan.net/topic/111734#reply_1241088
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,435
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Post the answer right here, right now. You promised over a year ago. You are full of shit. We want you to post it here and now.
Post the answer right here, right now. You promised over a year ago. You are full of shit. We want you to post it here and now.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,436
@previous (A)
> You promised over a year ago.
And people asked me to extend the deadline to give them more time to think, which I granted, as is my Christian duty.
> We want you to post it here and now.
Who is "We" and by what authority do you speak for them?
> You promised over a year ago.
And people asked me to extend the deadline to give them more time to think, which I granted, as is my Christian duty.
> We want you to post it here and now.
Who is "We" and by what authority do you speak for them?
Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,437
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,438
@previous (H)
I'm not trolling. I will post it soon. I'm a little busy now. Patience is a virtue my child.
I'm not trolling. I will post it soon. I'm a little busy now. Patience is a virtue my child.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,439
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,440
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,443
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,445
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,447
Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,449
@1,242,438 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I don't care about if you post it honestly, soon troll is bad troll, sorry.
I don't care about if you post it honestly, soon troll is bad troll, sorry.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,450
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,451
Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,452
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Again? Isn't that how you prop up these topics with reply counts and bumps anyways?
Again? Isn't that how you prop up these topics with reply counts and bumps anyways?
(Edited 37 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,453
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,456
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,457
@1,242,453 (A)
> because you promised you would over a year ago
And then people asked me to extend the deadline to give them more time to think, which I granted, as is my Christian duty.
> because you promised you would over a year ago
And then people asked me to extend the deadline to give them more time to think, which I granted, as is my Christian duty.
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,459
@1,242,431 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
Translate: I will get banned again. I learned my lesson.
> Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
Translate: I will get banned again. I learned my lesson.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,460
@previous (C)
> > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
>
> Translate: it would be redundant.
Precisely :)
> > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
>
> Translate: it would be redundant.
Precisely :)
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,468
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> >
> > Translate: it would be redundant.
>
> Precisely :)
Translate: I am defeated.
> > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> >
> > Translate: it would be redundant.
>
> Precisely :)
Translate: I am defeated.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,475
@previous (C)
> > > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> > >
> > > Translate: it would be redundant.
> >
> > Precisely :)
> I am defeated.
Clearly :)
> > > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> > >
> > > Translate: it would be redundant.
> >
> > Precisely :)
> I am defeated.
Clearly :)
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,488
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > > > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> > > >
> > > > Translate: it would be redundant.
> > >
> > > Precisely :)
>
> > I am defeated.
>
> Clearly I am :)
OK
> > > > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> > > >
> > > > Translate: it would be redundant.
> > >
> > > Precisely :)
>
> > I am defeated.
>
> Clearly I am :)
OK
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,490
@previous (C)
> > > > > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> > > > >
> > > > > Translate: it would be redundant.
> > > >
> > > > Precisely :)
> >
> > > I am defeated.
> >
> > Clearly :)
>
> OK
:)
> > > > > > Au contraire. There are already 2 or 3 existing threads there where people can discuss the problem if they want to.
> > > > >
> > > > > Translate: it would be redundant.
> > > >
> > > > Precisely :)
> >
> > > I am defeated.
> >
> > Clearly :)
>
> OK
:)
(Edited 25 seconds later.)
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,497
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You must just sit here all night refreshing your screen lol..Get a life you faggot!!
You must just sit here all night refreshing your screen lol..Get a life you faggot!!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,557
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,606
@1,242,497 (I)
> You must just sit here all night refreshing your screen lol..Get a life you faggot!!
You don't understand. :) I have to have the last word in every thread otherwise my OCD can't take it. :)
> You must just sit here all night refreshing your screen lol..Get a life you faggot!!
You don't understand. :) I have to have the last word in every thread otherwise my OCD can't take it. :)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,614
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,621
@1,242,451 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Would you like me to post my top 20 Radiohead songs while we wait?
Yeah, sure.
> Would you like me to post my top 20 Radiohead songs while we wait?
Yeah, sure.
Anonymous J double-posted this 2 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,622
After you post the twenty songs can you give me a week or so to listen to all of them before you post the riddle’s solution? Thank you.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,655
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,657
@1,242,622 (J)
> After you post the twenty songs can you give me a week or so to listen to all of them before you post the riddle’s solution? Thank you.
Sure, no problem! I'll post the Radiohead countdown tomorrow, stay tuned!
> After you post the twenty songs can you give me a week or so to listen to all of them before you post the riddle’s solution? Thank you.
Sure, no problem! I'll post the Radiohead countdown tomorrow, stay tuned!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,660
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Actually, could you please give me about 5 years to think of the solution? Thanks.
Actually, could you please give me about 5 years to think of the solution? Thanks.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,661
@1,242,622 (J)
Although I should reiterate that since I have never posted my top 20 Radiohead songs before, I cannot post them "again". This will be the first time. :)
Although I should reiterate that since I have never posted my top 20 Radiohead songs before, I cannot post them "again". This will be the first time. :)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,668
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,669
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,673
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,674
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,676
@1,242,621 (J)
> > Would you like me to post my top 20 Radiohead songs while we wait?
>
> Yeah, sure.
Ok, here goes:
20. Separator
19. Creep
18. Videotape
17. Jigsaw Falling Into Place
16. Codex
15. No Surprises
14. Karma Police
13. Reckoner
12. Like Spinning Plates
11. Life in a Glass House
10. Street Spirit
9. Weird Fishes
8. Nude
7. Daydreaming
6. Lucky
5. There, There
4. How To Disappear Completely
3. Fake Plastic Trees
2. Motion Picture Soundtrack
1. True Love Waits
> > Would you like me to post my top 20 Radiohead songs while we wait?
>
> Yeah, sure.
Ok, here goes:
20. Separator
19. Creep
18. Videotape
17. Jigsaw Falling Into Place
16. Codex
15. No Surprises
14. Karma Police
13. Reckoner
12. Like Spinning Plates
11. Life in a Glass House
10. Street Spirit
9. Weird Fishes
8. Nude
7. Daydreaming
6. Lucky
5. There, There
4. How To Disappear Completely
3. Fake Plastic Trees
2. Motion Picture Soundtrack
1. True Love Waits
Anonymous J replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,694
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You should have posted each song one day at a time so I could properly digest them and then post my thoughts regarding each tune and your ranking
You should have posted each song one day at a time so I could properly digest them and then post my thoughts regarding each tune and your ranking
Anonymous J double-posted this 2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,695
True Love Waits the live version from the OKC B sides album or from A Moon Shaped Pool?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 18 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,829
@previous (J)
> True Love Waits the live version from the OKC B sides album or from A Moon Shaped Pool?
Both. I can't separate them (as with the different versions of Motion Picture Soundtrack). The Moon Shaped Pool version takes on a very different kind of meaning given the context of Thom Yorke's wife's illness and death; very different to that of the 1995 acoustic version (the "Just don't leave" refrain).
> True Love Waits the live version from the OKC B sides album or from A Moon Shaped Pool?
Both. I can't separate them (as with the different versions of Motion Picture Soundtrack). The Moon Shaped Pool version takes on a very different kind of meaning given the context of Thom Yorke's wife's illness and death; very different to that of the 1995 acoustic version (the "Just don't leave" refrain).
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,242,831
