Jack !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago#11,187
They say it makes them uncomfortable when I take it out while we are drinking pbr and cheap vodka. Now I have an unaccounted for gun that could be anywhere.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#200,932
LOL
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#200,934
@200,931 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Then I'm not surprised, Vikingman. That's fucking dangerous.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,936
1. You're a fucking idiot for telling other people you have a gun.
2. You're even more of an idiot for leaving your gun laying around where anyone could fuck around with it.
3. Firearms and alcohol don't mix.
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Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,938
@200,934 (B)
I just like holding it and spinning the barrel. I love the click sound it makes when you pop it back in.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,940
@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
And you need to keep it loaded why?
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,943
@previous (B)
Because an unloaded gun isn't very useful.
KBR !sJ6B5l9wzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,945
Wow.
If you were in Canada, I'd neutron-beam you 'till you were medium-rare and then cover you in barbecue sauce before fucking well swallowing you whole.
Because you probably would've voted for Harper.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,947
@200,943 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
YEAH. YOU DON'T GIVE A TOY WITHOUT BATTERIES, AMIRITE?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,949
@200,943 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
That's why you load it when you need it, dipshit, not whenever it strikes your fucking fancy.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,952
@previous (F)
Right, because a crackhead breaking in to my apartment to sodomize me will totally give me time to load a gun
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,955
I hope your friends use that gun in a crime, and it gets pinned on you.
If you can't manage your gun, you shouldnt own one.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,956
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,958
@200,955 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
That's completely disregarding the amount of times Vikingman has posted suicidal threads here. Ugh, the implications are staggering.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,961
Nobody wants to drink with a fucking fat, suicidal, angry retard playing with a gun. You're surprised? Get fucked, moron.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,962
@200,958 (B)
Yet the government trusts me to own a firearm despite having a documented medical history of mental illness and attempted suicide. Pretty fucked up.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,963
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,979
@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Then whats the fucking point? A gun isn't meant to be a fucking BB gun.
Why dont you just use a slingshot instead? Your friends wont mind then.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,986
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
He's a retard, Nexus. Retards love loaded guns. It's simple. Eventually they do us a favor by abusing them at their own expense.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,997
You guys know this thread is BS right? I don't actually have friends. Nobody hid my gun.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#201,004
@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Good, then you can kill yourself.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#201,007
@200,963 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Okay, I take the fat part back.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#201,009
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#201,010
@200,997 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
You should have built the thread up to lead us to the conclusion that you are hallucinating your friends. "My imaginary friends keep hiding my gun" sounds so much more ominous.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#201,013