Topic: Why does Bert love the police so much?
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,852
They'll be the first ones to kick his ass when he falls asleep drunk on a park bench.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,241,861
Bert was a guardsman right out of high school, and that's just a militarized cop.
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