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Topic: How do I kill myself for under $10?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,758

Uhh, hello. I’m new here, I found this place from searching how to commit suicide for under $20. Do any of you have some advice for how to do it under $10?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 hours later[^] [v] #1,241,308

Buy a can of Kiwi shoe polish (black). Rub it all over your skin until you look black. Then commit a minor traffic violation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,309

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Wouldn’t the cops see through the paint? If I’m trying to kill myself by cop then why would I put on a minstrel show for them?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,310

Go to a bank and get $9.99 worth of pennies and swallow them all.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,316

@1,241,309 (A)
No. They open fire on black people too quickly to analyze things like that.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,324

Inflation has hit hard. You're going to need $40 now.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,357

@1,241,308 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,361

@1,241,316 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I don't know, seems cheaper to tell them that it's against your religion to come into contact with them. Incinerating that it's haram because they're pigs.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,362

@1,241,310 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How would that kill you??

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,364

@1,241,361 (A)
No I mean if you do this, you will not have the chance to tell them about your religion because you will have multiple bullet wounds as soon as a police office sees a black person committing a minor traffic violation. It's instant death.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,368

@1,241,361 (A)
> Incinerating that it's haram

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,390

@1,241,310 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
9999 pennies would probably rupture your stomach and internal organs to be fair and you would get nickel poisoning. Painful though.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,392

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Pennies are made from zinc and copper

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,393

@1,241,362 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Try it and find out.
@1,241,390 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
And it by definition costs less than $10. Everyone wins!

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Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,400

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Is it safe and effective?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,402

@previous (D)
It is certainly effective. I'm not sure I would classify any method of suicide as "safe" however.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,503

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Because you are weak.
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