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Topic: Merrin here. It finally happened! TC permabanned me :)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 2 years ago #111,734

Any horse/fly lateral thinking problem discussion and/or questions will henceforth be undertaken and/or partaken here in this thread.

Have a blessed day, friends!

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,241,026

I would rather we debate the invasion of Ukraine than your rather successful thinking-problem troll.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,027

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Я готов, товарищ.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,028

@1,241,026 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Ukraine's top general says the goals of the Ukrainian counter-offensive are "not feasible at all" given all the broken old shite the West has sent Ukraine:

https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-needs-more-weapons-counteroffensive-top-general-zaluzhny-2023-6


"We are confident we have given Ukraine everything they need to be successful on the battlefield" - American President Joe Biden.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,029

@OP

> Any horse/fly lateral thinking problem discussion and/or questions will henceforth be undertaken and/or partaken here in this thread.
>
> Have a blessed day, friends!

Hopefully they will permaban you here also.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,030

@previous (C)

> Hopefully they will permaban you here also.

You shouldn't let yourself be so easily upset my friend.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,031

I felt Fuckalms' parting shot to me was needlessly rude and hurtful :(

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,032

The horse was eaten. The fly is in Kazakhstan.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,033

@previous (D)
Kazakh people do not consume every single part of a raw horse in the time it takes a fly to fly in and, "moments later", out of its mouth. Try again.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,034

lol, what did you do?

Phatthew Phosteet Philler joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,041

@OPedofilth

Looks like the Doctor wins again!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,044

@1,241,034 (E)

> lol, what did you do?

Posted a lateral thinking problem and kept all discussion of it to a single thread, thus violating no rules and making Fuckalms seethe with rage. He therefore decided to excise one of the few remaining reasons that forum still has any activity whatsoever.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,045

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> He therefore decided to excise one of the few remaining reasons that forum still has any activity whatsoever.

You say that every time you get banned from a fora. Get a new record!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,046

@previous (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)

> You shouldn't let yourself be so easily upset my friend.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,055

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Nice madpost.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,057

@1,241,033 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You probably heard this "riddle" and mistranslated it.

It's a fly near horse meat.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,058

@previous (D)

> You probably heard this "riddle" and mistranslated it.

Since I also know the answer, it's safe to say I know what the original problem is. Try again :)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,059

@1,241,057 (D)

> It's a fly near horse meat.

1. Horse meat =/= "a horse", no more than beef = "a cow".

2. How often have you seen meat that still had the animal's mouth attached to it?

Think, my boy. Think.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,060

@1,241,058 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You misheard a Russian word game and you think you've created a riddle. Worse, you're frequently responding here with vague hints, making your mistake more visible.

Anyway, it's a Russian word game, and the answer is that horse meat was eaten.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,061

@previous (D)
Try to calm yourself dear boy.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,064

@1,241,026 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
It isn't a troll -- it's a mistake that OP
has been making for over a year.

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Still going, this guy.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,065

@previous (D)

> It isn't a troll

Just as well or you'd look mighty silly right now :)

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,067

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You overheard a word game from a Russian 101 teacher, misinterpreted it, and think you're clever.

I can explain the riddle if anyone besides OP asks.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,068

@previous (D)

> You think you're clever.

Yep ;)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,070

@1,241,031 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> I felt Fuckalms' parting shot to me was needlessly rude and hurtful :(

Well that's what you get for being a "you are a piece of shit" wanna be...lmao! Maybe next time you'll try and make up your own troll shticks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,071

@1,241,031 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You should appeal. Maybe they'll have a change of heart.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,072

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm assessing my legal options.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,076

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
If those don't work you should also consider your illegal options.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,078

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Are you interested in the answer?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,079

@previous (D)
If he is then he can PM me for it and I will give it to him. Then he can confirm to everyone that a solution actually exists.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,081

And Anon D fell silent :)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,082

@1,241,079 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> If he is then he can PM me for it and I will give it to him. Then he can confirm to everyone that a solution actually exists.

No. After a month or so you should have given your answer instead of this attention craving bullshit going from here to there. Quit whining about it you pussy and enjoy your ban. It was well deserved.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,083

@1,241,079 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@1,241,081 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You're very impatient.

Anyway, horse meat.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,084

@1,241,082 (H)

> > If he is then he can PM me for it and I will give it to him. Then he can confirm to everyone that a solution actually exists.
>
> No.

My offer was not addressed to you. Calm yourself my dear boy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,085

@1,241,078 (D)
I wasn't before this thread, but now I will ask Father Merrin so I can clear this up once and for all.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,087

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Just sent it to you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,088

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Thank you.

I can confirm that Father Merrin provided the answer to me. None of you have gotten it, though some of you have been thinking along the right track. Some of you have just been way off the mark though. I am a little surprised that it's been months and no one has figured it out.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,090

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Can you also please confirm to Anon D that the problem does indeed involve a real living horse and has fuck-all to do with horse meat and/or Kazakhstan.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,093

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Oh yes, horse meat and Kazakhstan are completely unconnected to the solution.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,097

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Assuming you got an answer, it isn't the answer.

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,124

@1,241,044 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
That is not true. You made at least three topics concerning this.

Inb4 citation needed

https://tinychan.net/topic/61975
https://tinychan.net/topic/63657
https://tinychan.net/topic/63867

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,125

@previous (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)

Damien!! Long time no see.

> That is not true. You made at least three topics concerning this.

Citation needed.

Erik joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,126

@1,241,124 (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)
Hi omen

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,147

Putin is finished. He can't even keep the Kremlin from getting bombed nowadays...

Omen !!gg89Kgn2v replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,166

@1,241,126 (Erik)
Hey
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