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Topic: Sleep paralysis is not a "natural phenomenon"

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,672

It is a demon attack, usually a succubus or incubus.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later[^] [v] #1,240,488

@OPenis
GHOUL shall investigate!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,489

@previous (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)
Um, okay?

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,490

@previous (A)
The results of the GHOUL investigation are in: Demons don't exist, and you're a fucking imbecile. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,491

@previous (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)
Demons are real.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,492

@previous (A)
Spoken like a true imbecile. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,493

@previous (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)
Nice argument. You have nothing.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,495

@previous (A)
Take your imbecility meds. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,496

@previous (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)
Take your autism meds. Thanks.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,505

Why do you think so?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,526

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
The experience is too vivid and realistic to be anything else, and the name of Jesus makes it stop.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,528

@previous (A)
So does counting to 10 and reminding yourself that demons aren't real

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,530

@1,240,526 (A)
I also suffer from sleep paralysis occasionally and this has not been my experience. Vivid, yes. Religious in nature? No. It's all occurring in your own mind. Your brain and the rest of your body are just not sure if you are asleep or awake, so you are in this weird interim state that feels extremely weird and unpleasant. If you are a person who had a strong religious upbringing, believes in demons and angels, etc. then those will manifest themselves in your sleep paralysis because it's all based on your mind. If you were raised not religiously or aren't religious, you will instead see people you know, or aliens, or mystical creatures or some other thing that you are familiar with.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,532

@1,240,526 (A)
I have this and also other types of sleep hallucinations and they dont look like demons

Also they stop for me with no calling for Jesus

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,540

@1,240,530 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I think there is genuine sleep paralysis too, but I think there is a second, similar but different experience involving demons.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,542

@previous (A)
Why do you think that?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,552

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Because he's fat and in denial.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,563

@1,240,542 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I have experienced both kinds

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,570

did the demon have any air fryer roux recipes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,571

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Oddly, yes

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,572

I did a demon up me bum (:

Green !!bO/s3MBcD double-posted this 2 years ago, 29 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,573

Nah, but for real I have had creepy, lucid experiences with this.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,576

@1,240,563 (A)
But how do you know which were demon manifestation?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,582

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
during those, I feel them physically poking and pinching me and pulling the blanket off, and "Jesus" drives them away. The others, I actually feel partially asleep.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,584

@1,240,571 (A)
share with the forum

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 46 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,585

@1,240,582 (A)

> during those, I feel them physically poking and pinching me and pulling the blanket off, and "Jesus" drives them away. The others, I actually feel partially asleep.

Well what kind of evil crimes have you committed that demons come to punish you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,586

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol demons do not only torment the evil. In fact, when examining Poltergeist cases (I firmly believe that Poltergeists are demons masquerading as ghosts), and even in demon infestation, there is no rhyme or reason to whom they choose, ALTHOUGH those who have played with the dark arts or Ouija or stuff like that are affected more overall.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,587

@1,240,584 (D)
Well, they have a hellfire air fryer, so the recipes would not work in this world. Their air fryers go up much hotter.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,589

@1,240,586 (A)
Most poltergeists follow around pubertal children

This is a completely different thing

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,590

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
that is a myth. While pubertal children are indeed often involved in Poltergeist cases, there are many without that element. Poltergeist's are demons.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,591

@previous (A)
I dont believe you. I feel like you're hiding something

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,592

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Cigarette?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,593

@1,240,591 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol I am not. Demons harass many people for many different reasons. Look at Job -- Satan himself harassed him, and God said he was the most righteous man on Earth.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,594

@previous (A)
I will twat the demons and butter them! Fuck them!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 22 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,595

@1,240,593 (A)
God harassed Job to win a bet

Dont try and lie to me!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,597

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You are not the real Kook.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,600

@previous (A)
I definitely am so

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,610

@1,240,587 (A)
most people have a hellfire setting on their airfryer, get with the times

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,617

Kook loves the beta boys.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,623

@previous (I)
What in the fuck are you talking about and why do you feel the need to bring nonsense into a paranormal topic?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,625

@1,240,617 (I)
No, she doesn't seem to like you at all.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,630

@1,240,623 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
The topic is already nonsense. Thanks.
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