Topic: if you feel the need for speed
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,669
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.
Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!
Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!
What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.
Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!
Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
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Joshy joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,485
I feel the need for pee!
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why not take one to go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3aJvIFK9-xk&pp=ygUUdGFrZSBtZSBob21lIHRvbmlnaHQ%3D
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lCALGlGuVUA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3aJvIFK9-xk&pp=ygUUdGFrZSBtZSBob21lIHRvbmlnaHQ%3D
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lCALGlGuVUA
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In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. [...] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology. Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,443
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