Minichan

Topic: The Wagner recruitment ad near my house has been taken down. For 25,000 rubles I can rent the space.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 2 years ago #111,646

Let's have a forum whip round and I'll advertise Minichan in Wagner's place. Thousands of people a day will see it, it's a popular road leading between Pushkin and St Petersburg. I'm thinking "У тебя есть собачья задница" (approximate translation of "Do you have a dog-ready ass?") as an eye-catching slogan and then the web address beneath. Maybe a collage of our regulars past and present in the background (Svet taking a shit, Matt avec vin rouge, Syntax dancing)?

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,240,282

Just have a giant picture of Indy with his raw onion burgers and "Minichan" written underneath in Japanese writing

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,283

Hard lines Wagner. Fair do's Putin. Now is the time for minichan to strike. I fully support this! Tteh will pay out of pocket for this I'm sure. Just send him the bill when you get it. Let's try 6 months and see how it does.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,303

@OPenis
When are you going to sign up and fight for your beloved adopted motherland, praytell?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,308

@previous (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)
I have already done 2 tours of Donetsk.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,309

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Weaksauce. Why aren't you singlehandedly storming Kyiv?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,311

Is this because they met their recruitment targets? 🤔

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,316

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
They're under new management.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,317

@1,240,309 (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)

> Weaksauce. Why aren't you singlehandedly storming Kyiv?

How do you storm a made-up place?
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