Topic: Steam Deck giveaway
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,587
Write a haiku and post it as a reply to this topic to enter the giveaway. One winner will be selected.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,239,898
I am
writing a
haiku
to win the
prizu
writing a
haiku
to win the
prizu
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,900
i hope i dont win
the rules say to bring a friend
i dont have any
can we enter more than once, that might not be my original work
the rules say to bring a friend
i dont have any
can we enter more than once, that might not be my original work
(Edited 39 seconds later.)
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,901
Steam Deck is alright
But there is something better
A Cleveland Steamer
But there is something better
A Cleveland Steamer
dj coco nut joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,912
スチームデッキで夏の中へ行く
太陽になる
squeegee joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,923
Title: Hexi
Shut the Fuck up Tteh
Stop deleting my posts and
Complaining you ass.
Shut the Fuck up Tteh
Stop deleting my posts and
Complaining you ass.
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,924
@previous (squeegee)
it's just spam at this point I'm deleting it. shits not so serious tbh chill the fuck out and stop spamming shit
it's just spam at this point I'm deleting it. shits not so serious tbh chill the fuck out and stop spamming shit
dj coco nut double-posted this 2 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,925
i haven't deleted anything in like a year but you are so fucking annoying
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,927
squeegee double-posted this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,928
@1,239,925 (dj coco nut)
So.... you told the mods to suck Matt's dick more and called them fags in your totally random country music 45 of the day thread.
But you can delete things so you're either a mod or the admin. I'm just guessing they didn't know that?
So.... you told the mods to suck Matt's dick more and called them fags in your totally random country music 45 of the day thread.
But you can delete things so you're either a mod or the admin. I'm just guessing they didn't know that?
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,929
@previous (squeegee)
ninjj isn't a full moderator but has delete permissions.
Now that that's out of the way, seek psychiatric help. We don't need another Nexus or autphag.
ninjj isn't a full moderator but has delete permissions.
Now that that's out of the way, seek psychiatric help. We don't need another Nexus or autphag.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,930
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,933
squeegee joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,937
@1,239,929 (B)
a haiku:
for what? think-
ing the admin is ulti-
mately responsi-
another haiku:
ble for the content
they knowingly allow the
half-mods to keep pri-
and another haiku:
vileges despite
violating rules 1 and
2.1? a citation
is in the footnotes.
1. squeegee, buni (25 June 2023) "the squeegee's Paranoid Bullshit containment thread and Quick Reference Guide" urDix:2023.25062023. bbscode:111592
a haiku:
for what? think-
ing the admin is ulti-
mately responsi-
another haiku:
ble for the content
they knowingly allow the
half-mods to keep pri-
and another haiku:
vileges despite
violating rules 1 and
2.1? a citation
is in the footnotes.
1. squeegee, buni (25 June 2023) "the squeegee's Paranoid Bullshit containment thread and Quick Reference Guide" urDix:2023.25062023. bbscode:111592
(Edited 47 seconds later.)
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,941
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,945
@previous (B)
this thread is about haikus, if you want to talk about paranoid bullshit there's a thread for that.1
1.1. ^ squeegee, buni (25 June 2023) "Shut the fuck up Tteh." squeegee's Quick Reference Guide urDix:2023.25062023. bbscode:111592
this thread is about haikus, if you want to talk about paranoid bullshit there's a thread for that.1
1.1. ^ squeegee, buni (25 June 2023) "Shut the fuck up Tteh." squeegee's Quick Reference Guide urDix:2023.25062023. bbscode:111592
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,947
@1,239,930 (D)
He picked a country artist at random that happened to be the name of someone in your family. It wasn't targeting you. I can't delete the names of random people who are NOT your family posted by someone not trying to rile you up.
I have been dealing with your shit for a decade and even I didn't know that was the name of a family member until you reported it 3 times in 5 minutes. I will not coddle you.
He picked a country artist at random that happened to be the name of someone in your family. It wasn't targeting you. I can't delete the names of random people who are NOT your family posted by someone not trying to rile you up.
I have been dealing with your shit for a decade and even I didn't know that was the name of a family member until you reported it 3 times in 5 minutes. I will not coddle you.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,961
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you can tell op that he has shit taste in music if he owns a bunch of country music to pick from randomly and twice didn't randomly grab Robert Earl Keen.
you can tell op that he has shit taste in music if he owns a bunch of country music to pick from randomly and twice didn't randomly grab Robert Earl Keen.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,983
I wrote a haiku
Is AI generated?
Who truly knows now
Is AI generated?
Who truly knows now
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,987
@1,239,961 (squeegee)
listen if you want Robert Earl Keen you can send me some Robert Earl Keen 45s and it will increase your chances
listen if you want Robert Earl Keen you can send me some Robert Earl Keen 45s and it will increase your chances
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,239,996
@1,239,912 (dj coco nut)
> スチームデッキで
> 夏の中へ行く
> 太陽になる
We have a winner. Great Kigo!
Let's get you your prize.
> スチームデッキで
> 夏の中へ行く
> 太陽になる
We have a winner. Great Kigo!
Let's get you your prize.
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,024
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,039
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,042
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,044
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,045
@1,239,912 (dj coco nut)
@1,240,039 (dj coco nut)
So do you want me to place the order or should I send Steam gift cards?
@1,240,039 (dj coco nut)
So do you want me to place the order or should I send Steam gift cards?
(Edited 56 seconds later.)
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,046
@1,240,039 (dj coco nut)
Do you think it's funny to mock people's deceased loved ones when many people here know your own name and location? Hypothetical question.
Do you think it's funny to mock people's deceased loved ones when many people here know your own name and location? Hypothetical question.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,048
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 54 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,051
dj coco nut double-posted this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,052
@1,240,046 (D)
no? nobody here knows my name except for maybe. Reid... ks... mark... tteh saw my driver's license I think..... idk man are u threatening me?
no? nobody here knows my name except for maybe. Reid... ks... mark... tteh saw my driver's license I think..... idk man are u threatening me?
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,058
@previous (dj coco nut)
Of course I am not threatening you. I am just wondering why you think it is so clever and funny to mock people’s deceased loved ones when you yourself are vulnerable.
Of course I am not threatening you. I am just wondering why you think it is so clever and funny to mock people’s deceased loved ones when you yourself are vulnerable.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,061
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,066
@1,240,058 (D)
you're just jealous that I won a steam deck with my original poem smh
also that record was in the very middle of my box. the one I picked the next day was right next to it alphabetically. get over yourself psycho i don't care about your mom
you're just jealous that I won a steam deck with my original poem smh
also that record was in the very middle of my box. the one I picked the next day was right next to it alphabetically. get over yourself psycho i don't care about your mom
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,067
@previous (dj coco nut)
Oh you just happened to randomly choose a song from the entire corpus of country music
Oh you just happened to randomly choose a song from the entire corpus of country music
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,070
@previous (D)
my box of country 45s isn't magic and doesn't contain the entire corpus of country music unfortunately. there is always a chance that one of the artists will share the name of someone you know and that may be unsettling, but since this has already happened and I doubt you know anybody named "skeets mcdonald" you don't have anything to worry about anymore
my box of country 45s isn't magic and doesn't contain the entire corpus of country music unfortunately. there is always a chance that one of the artists will share the name of someone you know and that may be unsettling, but since this has already happened and I doubt you know anybody named "skeets mcdonald" you don't have anything to worry about anymore
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,071
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,073
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,074
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,078
@previous (D)
I gave up on this a long time ago when it became apparent this whole-..
What the FUCK? something just exploded outside. Jesus christ., its like the 5th time. what keeps exploding?
If it's not hornets it's literal explosions outside. Country living. Dang scary.
I gave up on this a long time ago when it became apparent this whole-..
What the FUCK? something just exploded outside. Jesus christ., its like the 5th time. what keeps exploding?
If it's not hornets it's literal explosions outside. Country living. Dang scary.
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,079
@1,240,074 (D)
what? no. I don't know who your family members are and I don't want to
post another country music thread that's what
what? no. I don't know who your family members are and I don't want to
post another country music thread that's what
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,080
@1,240,046 (D)
Please do not threaten our users like this or I will need to ban you. He didn't go out of his way to troll you, he picked a record and shared it. If you run around saying "HEY THIS IS MY FAMILY. HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS MY MOTHER'S NAME AND I GET VERY ANGRY WHEN YOU POST IT" then people will post it. If you just ignore it since it wasn't fucking about you, because not everything in the entire universe is centered around you, then the thread would fall off the first page and be completely forgotten about 2 days later and no one would know or care about the coincidence.
Please do not threaten our users like this or I will need to ban you. He didn't go out of his way to troll you, he picked a record and shared it. If you run around saying "HEY THIS IS MY FAMILY. HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS MY MOTHER'S NAME AND I GET VERY ANGRY WHEN YOU POST IT" then people will post it. If you just ignore it since it wasn't fucking about you, because not everything in the entire universe is centered around you, then the thread would fall off the first page and be completely forgotten about 2 days later and no one would know or care about the coincidence.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,082
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,083
@1,240,080 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
And yes I checked in with him and confirmed it was not intentional. There are other users here who spend their days thinking of below-average ways to bait you into blowing up, and I will delete or ban those if they get out of hand, but this was plainly not one of those times. Taking a breath and thinking "Am I overreacting to this?" before posting would be a wise course of action to consider moving forward.
And yes I checked in with him and confirmed it was not intentional. There are other users here who spend their days thinking of below-average ways to bait you into blowing up, and I will delete or ban those if they get out of hand, but this was plainly not one of those times. Taking a breath and thinking "Am I overreacting to this?" before posting would be a wise course of action to consider moving forward.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,085
@1,240,082 (K)
I believe the steam deck has been handed out yes but you are always free to buy one for yourself with your own money, or ideally someone else's money that you pickpocketed on your way home from work.
I believe the steam deck has been handed out yes but you are always free to buy one for yourself with your own money, or ideally someone else's money that you pickpocketed on your way home from work.
Anonymous K replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,086
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I've never seen a fire truck with legs that hairy
most have a medium coat
I've never seen a fire truck with legs that hairy
most have a medium coat
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,087
Anonymous K replied with this 2 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,088
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,089
Anonymous K replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,091
@1,240,087 (squeegee)
fire trucks, while speedy and agile with their 4 legs, fall behind at long distances
fire trucks, while speedy and agile with their 4 legs, fall behind at long distances
Anonymous K double-posted this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,092
@1,240,089 (dj coco nut)
kook is a bull dyke but is in a relationship with a male but its not much of a man
kook is a bull dyke but is in a relationship with a male but its not much of a man
Anonymous K triple-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,094
former admin R0ar was also a dyke but a very different kind
the feminine attractive kind that doesn't put it in everyone's face
the kind whose feets I would beat meat over
> I beat meat for feet
the feminine attractive kind that doesn't put it in everyone's face
the kind whose feets I would beat meat over
> I beat meat for feet
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,095
@1,240,080 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You really believe that it is a pure coincidence, when I have been stalked here for decades? And I did NOT threaten anyone.
You really believe that it is a pure coincidence, when I have been stalked here for decades? And I did NOT threaten anyone.
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,099
👁 👃👁 👄 👂 ☝️ -i just want to re- mind y'all how that none of this was my fault. Blame Matt.
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,333
update I have received a brand new Sega Game Gear!!! boy does this take me back
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,337
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,347
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,366
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,369
@1,241,347 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> so just stop posting N O B O D Y L I K E S Y O U E V E N S L I G H T L Y
I like him a lot.
> so just stop posting N O B O D Y L I K E S Y O U E V E N S L I G H T L Y
I like him a lot.
Anonymous M double-posted this 2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,370
I still think he’s a freak who deserves to be made fun of.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,421
Sorry that was rude
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,422
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,241,454
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 3 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,970
im drinking a beer and playing new Vegas in the sunshine on my steam deck. i feel guilt and am trying to learn how to enjoy myself againKook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,973
dj coco nut replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,244,976
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
thanks don't feel bad all of my leisure makes me feel this way
i played duck game with my friends last week
thanks don't feel bad all of my leisure makes me feel this way
i played duck game with my friends last week