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!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later[^][v]#200,093
Never even broken a bone ;_;
Worst? Concussion
LatestDude !!nEftABMoF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 55 seconds after the original post[^][v]#200,094
When I was grossly overweight (not anymore), my kneecap buckled under physical stress and dislocated. Hurt like a bitch, and ambulances take way too much time to arrive in rural Colorado.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,095
Weightlifting. I used to do full sets at ~400 pounds on the inclined leg press, and I believe my posture was good, but I tore my L4-L5 disc doing it. It burned like hell and I dropped out of football, sophomore year of high school.
I knew I had back issues, but didn’t specifically know about the tear until ~8 years later when I had a detailed lower back MRI.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,098
Probably when I fell and got knocked out when I was a kid. I actually saw stars while I was out. They looked like they were drawn with chalk for some reason.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,102
exploding dick
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,105
A couple of days ago I turned to grab a towel and heard a click/pop noise. It hurt so bad I fell to the floor. The doctor said it was a pulled muscle. I've been laid up in bed like a fucking loser slamming beers and eating muscle relaxers since then. It's getting better though today I was able to run for a half hour at a ten minute mile pace.
Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,114
Huh. I bent a bone in my forearm when I was ~5.
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,126
I haven't really had any bad injuries. I got punched in the face once and my lip bled a bit. That's probably it. :D
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,128
@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Why'd you get punched in the face?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,134
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Clearly, it wasn’t hard enough.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,153
Probably several scars on my hip that I have no idea how they got there. Whenever someone sees them they think I used to cut myself there, but in all honesty I have no idea what I did to get those.
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,159
@200,128 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I never found out why he did it.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,160
@200,153 (J)
Weird, I've had the same thing, but on my back. I was told that they were probably stretch marks, caused by my skeleton was growing faster than my skin.
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protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,164
@200,153 (J) @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Stretch marks sound correct. Did you wear your pants too low, Anonymous J?
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,167
@200,160 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You might've just solved that mystery.
Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#200,169