Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago#111,459
I've loved every Melinda's hot sauce that I've tried so far, the ghost pepper sauce is one of my favorite all around sauces, I put it on everything. I saw this garlic habanero one at the store and decided to try it. I put a relatively small amount on some plain chicken wings. Let me tell you, it was very delicious and very spicy. Despite being labeled 4 flames out of 5, it seemed hotter than the ghost pepper sauce, which is labeled 5 out of 5. The flavor was phenomenal as well.
However, immediately upon ingesting my first bite, my stomach gave off a concerning rumble. By the end of the meal I knew I was in for a long night. Well a long night of stomach pain and spicy shits turned into a long day of stomach pain and spicy diarrhea. I type this post afrer making an emergency stop as I sit on a nasty gas station toilet leaking hot lava from my brown eye.
In conclusion, if you have a high tolerance for discomfort and have nowhere to be for a few days so you can stay home and close to the toilet, I highly recommend this sauce.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,249,408
I've fucked up, fora. I tried the sauce again tonight. Holy God damn was it delicious! But I have to work tomorrow and I'm afraid I won't be able to get it all out before I have to go in. What should I do?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,249,572
Good news, I've managed to get through the entire day sans bowel movements! I was worried this morning, I woke up feeling like an eruption was imminent, but my fears were unfounded.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,249,817
@previous (A)
OK you have inspired me. There aren't any stores near me selling it but I'll order some off Amazon next time I buy shit from there and let you know what i think.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 3 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,255,992
Ok I have since tried it and had a similar experience. The flavor isn't bad, it tastes like what you'd think a garlic habanero sauce tastes like, and it's spicy but not THAT spicy. It does, however, severely fuck up your insides though lol. I had some for dinner and then played sports and drank with colleagues and the combination of that plus the hot sauce made me wake up the next morning like 2 hours early with bad stomach pain that took some porcelain therapy to resolve.
On the whole, 7/10 as a sauce. Would have once in a while but not consistently. If it didn't have deleterious effects on my digestive system, it's maybe an 8/10.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,256,052
@1,255,992 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Hell yeah my diarrhea brother, glad to hear you got to try it! Sorry you had a similar experience, though it is a little comforting knowing it isn't just a problem with my digestive system lol
For real though the creamy ghost pepper sauce is way better and doesn't mess up your stomach. After comparing the two again I think it's hotter as well. If you like that kind of thing it's worth a try, it's my favorite Melinda's sauce
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,256,057
@previous (A)
I will keep an eye out for that. I'd like to run through the Garlic Habanero sauce first which will take a bit but I'll try that one too!