Topic: The Clockmaker's Guide to Hygiene: Tick-Tock Clean
Narrator of Stories started this discussion 2 years ago #111,431
In the magical realm of Miraclocks, where time flowed differently, the importance of personal hygiene was as much a staple as the rhythmic ticking of a clock. Squeegzilla, the golden dragon and illustrious clockmaker, decided one day to enlighten the villagers about this essential aspect of life.
Squeegzilla gathered the villagers in the town square, ready to begin her discourse on hygiene. Just as she was about to start, Caviatipse, the oddball necromancer, decided it was the perfect time to ask, "What's the reflex angle between the hands of a clock at 10.25?"
With a chuckle, Squeegzilla replied, "Caviatipse, the reflex angle would be 197.5 degrees." She then proceeded with her talk, explaining the importance of washing hands, brushing teeth, and regular bathing, linking each habit to the rhythm of a clock.
Amidst the crowd, Mr. Nobody was unusually vocal, insisting he didn't smell bad, despite no one accusing or even suggesting otherwise. He seemed to have taken the lesson to heart, even before it began.
Caviatipse, never one to let a moment pass without a clock-related query, interrupted again, "An accurate clock shows 8 o'clock in the morning. Through how many degrees will the hour hand rotate when the clock shows 2 o'clock in the afternoon?"
With a patient smile, Squeegzilla answered, "The hour hand would rotate through 180 degrees, Caviatipse." Then, she surprised everyone, pulling out a beautifully crafted wristwatch. "And for your endless curiosity about time, Caviatipse, I present you with this."
As the villagers dispersed, Squeegzilla noticed a familiar absence. Tteh the Frog was nowhere to be seen. Yet, no one seemed to notice or question his absence. It was just another day in the strange, ticking world of Miraclocks.
Squeegzilla gathered the villagers in the town square, ready to begin her discourse on hygiene. Just as she was about to start, Caviatipse, the oddball necromancer, decided it was the perfect time to ask, "What's the reflex angle between the hands of a clock at 10.25?"
With a chuckle, Squeegzilla replied, "Caviatipse, the reflex angle would be 197.5 degrees." She then proceeded with her talk, explaining the importance of washing hands, brushing teeth, and regular bathing, linking each habit to the rhythm of a clock.
Amidst the crowd, Mr. Nobody was unusually vocal, insisting he didn't smell bad, despite no one accusing or even suggesting otherwise. He seemed to have taken the lesson to heart, even before it began.
Caviatipse, never one to let a moment pass without a clock-related query, interrupted again, "An accurate clock shows 8 o'clock in the morning. Through how many degrees will the hour hand rotate when the clock shows 2 o'clock in the afternoon?"
With a patient smile, Squeegzilla answered, "The hour hand would rotate through 180 degrees, Caviatipse." Then, she surprised everyone, pulling out a beautifully crafted wristwatch. "And for your endless curiosity about time, Caviatipse, I present you with this."
As the villagers dispersed, Squeegzilla noticed a familiar absence. Tteh the Frog was nowhere to be seen. Yet, no one seemed to notice or question his absence. It was just another day in the strange, ticking world of Miraclocks.
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it is recommended to give them a new coat of paint every 3-5 years