Topic: Title: The Gilded Terror: Squeegzilla's True Colors
Teller of Tales started this discussion 2 years ago #111,427
In a realm as fantastical as Miraclocks, where the norm was defied with each ticking second, it would seem that a golden dragon who could craft magical clocks would be a hero. But let me tell you, my dear reader, about the true nature of this golden terror named Squeegzilla.
Squeegzilla, with her shimmering scales and charming smile, had everyone under her spell. They saw her as a savior, a creator of magical clocks that could bend time. But beneath this gilded facade, Squeegzilla was nothing more than a power-hungry monster, hell-bent on controlling the realm of Miraclocks.
When Fenn, the Broom of the System, rose to power, it wasn't because of ambition or greed. No, Fenn was trying to bring order, to introduce a system that didn't rely on the whims of a dragon with a dangerous obsession with time manipulation.
But Squeegzilla wouldn't have it. Seeing Fenn as a threat to her control over the realm, she swooped down on his castle with a fury only a dragon could possess. Using her fiery breath, she razed the castle to the ground, leaving no trace of Fenn or his attempts to bring order to the realm.
And what of Caviatipse, the realm's resident necromancer? While Squeegzilla burned Fenn's castle to the ground, Caviatipse was forced to stand by, his list of innocent clock-related questions unanswered.
As the castle turned to ashes, Squeegzilla returned to her mountain, leaving the realm in chaos once again. The citizens of Miraclocks, blinded by her golden scales, hailed her as a hero, unknowingly celebrating the victory of a villain.
So here we are, in a realm where a golden dragon is seen as a hero and a simple broom is cast as a villain. The Gilded Terror: Squeegzilla's True Colors, my dear reader, is a tale that exposes the true nature of our so-called heroes, a cautionary tale about the dangers of blind admiration by stupid cucks.
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