Topic: A despotic dictator, a serial killer and a forum admin walk into a bar.
squeegee started this discussion 2 years ago#111,407
They sit at the bar and the bartender says if you wanna drink one of you has to be the designated driver?
And the despotic dictator says, I have passed a law that makes it someone else's responsibility, I'll have a glass of brandy.
And the serial killer says, I have to have a drink or nobody gets home alive anyway, I'll have a bloody Mary.
And the bartender says looks like you're the designated driver, admin. You can have a ginger ale or a soda water. What'll it be?
And the admin says, I'll have a ginger ale.
So the have their drinks and as they're leaving the bartender says, thanks fellas, yall be safe. And the admin says, don't worry, I'll make sure these guys get home safely. Gnight. And they leave.
The bartender is washing up the bar when one of the waitresses walks up. She says, "what was that, you let them leave without paying. This some kind of joke?
The bartender says, "no, no joke."
"Oh," she says. "Well, okay."
The moral of the story: you though there was going to be some kind of punchline about the admin being worse than a despotic dictator, or even a serial killer, huh.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,237,850
@previous (B)
Tteh doesn't ever use a name to say anything. Tteh does all his posting Anon for this very reason. But I'll make you a deal, I won't say one more word about it, if you say which named poster you are
squeegee (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,237,852
Nothing controversial about what you're saying. No reason why you'd need to say that Anon, or remain Anon. Not one person here is only Anon. Not one. Certainly not several. So...
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,237,853
@1,237,851 (B)
Okay, tteh, because you know good and well that you can't because you're you, and everyone else isn't you, and you are anonymously stumping for yourself and trying to discredit me.
Thanks for proving once again that you are the admin, a liar, and attack your users and hide and play mind games. Fuck you, once again, fuck you.
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,237,854
...casting aspersions onto my mental and sexual wellness...
You literally were just spamming bestiality, fucknuts. Or did that user get banned? Of course not. Not you just show an image as proof you tried to do something fake Anon did. Why do you have to show an image, do mods not get to see admin activity?
Weird. You say you did something and you have the only proof? Oh, okay. Whatever.
I bet you posted bestiality tteh.
And now you're here saying I have angry sex fantasies.
I won't even say you're a sick fuck with mental problems. You show it to be the case day after day don't you.
squeegee (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,237,856
🫵👁️👃__👁️👂 you know who you are. It's a simple matter of ruling out who you aren't for everyone else. I know you're not Meta, fake Anon, father merrin, boof, dw, Matt, Becky,... there's just not that many people to rule out anymore.
Then there's tteh. Who seems to post less than everyone ever has. But, catches bestiality in 44 seconds. Bullshit.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,237,885
@previous (squeegee)
sounds like the admin doesn't want to post on this shithole of a website but is still willing to administrate that's good!! also that was bert. berty boy is a little slow you see
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,237,959
@1,237,885 (B)
Sounds like someone doesn't want to post on this website asking squeegee to stop with the personal attacks and insults. I think Tteh can speak for himself. You're accusing bert of posting illegal bestiality and being stupid. Squeegee is just doing the same thing.
I bet that Tteh will end up asking Squeegee to stop. And that Squeegee would actually stop if Tteh asks Squeegee to stop. And I bet that the Angry Anon would still be attacking people and insulting people that same day.
Seems like a non-trivial point that Tteh has yet to ask Squeegee to stop, and has the power to make Squeegee stop and chooses not to. Maybe let Tteh administrate the website and leave the finger pointing to the admin and mods who can see past the tip of their finger all the way to the IP addresses and cookies linking anonymous accounts to individual users. Unless you're the admin or a mod, then how do YOU know who posted bestiality if it wasn't you?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,238,019
@1,237,852 (squeegee)
Several users post exclusively anonymously. A few post mostly anonymously except when they post under someone else's username to stir shit.
Anon B is not tteh.
Bert really did post bestiality. I didn't save it but I'm sure there are sites to find images of that kind of thing. Minichan just isn't one of them.
Idk what else to tell you except maybe take a deep breath every now and then.
that's fine. people are free to post @1,237,994 (F) stuff like this, i just don't see much difference except i've never seen the admin step up to defend the reputation of any of the users when they can see individuals being targeted with attacks on their character and credibility.
Idk what to say except why so serious? @1,237,994 (F)
this isn't a problem
so me calling tteh a castrati isn't a problem. you know satire and parody when you see it. no offense to you, i'm sure you're functional.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,238,024
@previous (squeegee)
There are no rules against being mean to people here. In general I try to keep a light touch when moderating. We are not going to institute a "no bullying squeegee" rule. Everyone here is an adult human being and capable of advocating for themselves. I will only step in if things get wildly out of hand to the point where it's making the forum unusable.
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,238,027
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i'm not asking for a no bullying squeegee rule. i don't think i've asked for anyone to stop talking shit. Maybe i've said to stop lying, or sack up and prove they aren't full of shit.
I had a two faced liar try to play me, gain my confidence, and then undermine their word and try to stab me in the back to ridicule me for their amusement. And that person was the admin, and he's mad as fuck that i suspected as much, baited them into various confrontations, have tried to pin his own words to him, question the motives, honesty, and integrity of bitches like him who hide, and play dumb, and leave themselves wide open to be kicked in the stump. Am i not allowed to respond in kind? Do i need to pull punches because i'd apparently be the only one showing much restraint.
Someone doxed my parents, threatened to harass my family, and i'm just saying that faggot was Tteh, he's a little bitch, and uses TOR to fake having any honor, and doesn't deserve the respect i'd show to a language model. that's all i'm saying. I'm glad you agree that everyone here should advocate for themselves. And i've said it before, i'm i'm wrong about someone i will own it, apologize, eat my words, because i stand behind. That doesn't make me better than anyone, it just makes me more honorable than pieces of shit without any kind of ethical values. And, if people don't like me saying that, find it arrogant or off putting, they can cry me a river.
Who do they think they're talking to? Catherine? Nexus? Autphag? Bitch, I'm squeegee. you bring a gun to a knife fight? I bring my wit.
So, if y'all don't mind, i have a story to finish about a tiny frog being fucked to death by a Trannysaurous, and reanimated by a precision time keeping necromancer. and yeah, i know as far as fan fictions go it's full of mary sues and logical incongruities. but no one reads what i say anyway, so i dont see what the big deal is. unless you're reading every word and movinging your lips when you read like a limp lipped moron. That would be stupid.
now that, i can understand why there'd be complaints. i'd say don't do that. but you're still reading.
And i only mean if you're still reading, and MAD then you're a fucking idiot. just stop reading.
any time. Ostrich mode. why are you reading these? you can help yourself by not being dumb, don't read the next one.one last chance to ust not be a loser, but it may be really important.
i'm just kidding tteh. i know it's meta, this is all a clever ruse to gain his confidence. thanks for playing along Toby.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,238,032
@previous (squeegee)
OK if you have any proof tteh did any of that please share that via pm. I don't think he did. If there's a thread here where he did that, you can link it and I'll see if it was actually tteh or a mod. But I think probably what happened is you got trolled really hard by one of our anonymous users and didn't do any due diligence on your end and there is no prohibition against trolling people here.
I don't care what you say to other users really. I'm not interested in policing all the picayune squabbles on the forum as they arise. If shit gets wacky I'll rein it in but otherwise you are all swimming on your own in this pool.
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,238,050
@1,238,032 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
okay. tell you what, i'll pm you, because i think you're one of the most reasonable and rational people on this board; i think you're fair. so, i appreciate that, and i understand that this is a voluntary type place. everyone is here because they choose to be here, and some people choose to be here a little bit harder than others. i'll PM you and take it in good faith that we can have an adult conversation, and as that's the case i'll act in good faith and lay off the antics, stop castigating the admin publicly, use more civil language when dealing with recrimination, and hold off on the spectacles. y'all deserve the opportunity to evaluate internal issues without everyone, uh, cloudying the water. So, let me PM you with my email, it's father's day tomorrow, let's talk after the weekend and go from there.
and i'll add that the due diligence is there, because i'm not talking about one single thread, and needing anything validated. because i know, i have done due diligence, i haven't arrived at this easily, and i don't intend on convincing you of anything. i can show you the basis for drawing your own conclusion. and if what i'm saying is accurate, and i believe that it absolutely is overwhelmingly evident, then this has been going on for quite a very long time. if you're looking for a smoking gun, i expect you'll know one when you see it. and you will have to see it for yourself. i don't care to be convincing. i prefer conclusive. i can't suggest what could be done even if everyone outright agreed on it right now. i have 2 choices, walk away whistling because that'll be the end of it, or think that i have friends here and i might have an ethical reason to draw fire if i know where it's coming from. What you'd even do about it, that's none of my business.
I'm not looking for answers. and i know you're not either. but i can assure you'll be left with a few questions, but not for me. the due diligence will be yours. i say all this out in the open and not behind the admins back. because there is impunity. it's pretty freaking wacky. and i won't waste your time. so don't waste mine.
squeegee double-posted this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,238,052
now, can someone please restore the report button to my UID or whatever has to happen to give me the ability to report to mods. i hardly ever use it, but for some reason someone has limited my ability to request mod intervention.