Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago#111,383
Becky lusts for her well endowed boyfriend, Bert , but the only thing that could make her happy is a good, hard, long, solitary, death sentence for humanity.
I had to admit that my mother was right. Life was hard for me and for my family. My father
I had to admit that my mother was right. Life was hard for me and for my family. My father Becky lusts for her well endowed boyfriend, Bert . Becky was not happy with my answer. She wanted me to answer with a question. So I told her, I asked her if she was going back to the moon.
"No," she said. Her face was blank.
"What's your name?" I was told. She was the one who was going on about the death penalty for humans, which she said was not a bad idea. Becky had a boyfriend named Bert.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later[^][v]#1,237,640
I had to take a bus to the nearest town to see if I'd be able to find a place to stay. There were no hotels, no motels, only a handful of motley, ramshackle buildings. One of them was Bert's mothers house.
Once upon a time, in a small town nestled in the hills, there lived a couple named Bert and Becky. They were known throughout the town for their passionate love-making, which could be heard from miles away. Every night, as the moon rose high in the sky, the townspeople would gather around to listen to the sounds of Bert and Becky's lovemaking.
But one day, something strange happened. The townspeople noticed that they could no longer hear Bert and Becky's love-making. They searched high and low, but could not find the source of the silence. It wasn't until one brave soul ventured into Bert and Becky's home that they discovered the truth: Bert had lost his voice.
Despite this setback, Bert and Becky continued to make love every night, and the townspeople could still hear the sounds of their passion. But now, instead of hearing Bert's voice, they heard the sound of Becky's laughter, echoing through the hills and filling the hearts of all who heard it. And so, Bert and Becky's love story continued, with a new soundtrack that was just as beautiful as the old.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,237,641
Once upon a time, Bert and Becky were enjoying a romantic evening in Becky's bedroom. Things were getting hot and heavy when suddenly, Bert accidentally knocked over a lamp and it shattered on the floor. In the chaos, Becky ended up with a small cut on her foot.
Feeling guilty and embarrassed, Bert apologized profusely and tended to Becky's injury. He even went out to buy her a new lamp to replace the broken one. However, he spent all his money on Pall Malls. Becky couldn't help but tease Bert about giving her a "bedroom injury" every time they were intimate from then on.
Despite the mishap, Bert and Becky's relationship only grew stronger. They learned to laugh at the silly moments and cherish the intimate ones. And as for the broken lamp, it became a funny memory they would always look back on with fondness.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,237,644
Bert's mom walked in on him and Becky in the middle of a heated make-out session. The two teenagers were tangled up in each other's arms, their lips locked in a passionate embrace. Bert's mom stood frozen in the doorway, her eyes wide with shock and disbelief.
For a moment, no one said anything. Bert and Becky just stared at her, their faces flushed with embarrassment. Finally, Bert's mom cleared her throat and spoke up. "Um, hi kids," she said awkwardly. "I didn't mean to interrupt anything. I just wanted to let you know that dinner is ready."
Bert and Becky quickly disentangled themselves and tried to compose themselves as best they could. They followed Bert's mom to the kitchen, where they sat down to eat in awkward silence. It was clear that things would never be the same between them again.