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Topic: i just missed out on a signed copy of nimoys first lp for 5 dollars

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 2 years ago #111,318

kinda bummed

squeegee joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #1,236,986

well, you're in luck, it just so happens that for only 5 dollars you can get in on the ground floor and reserve yourself a chance to own a signed first edition M series 3600 regulator Teardrop tavern clock by squeegee clockworks, in both digital AND potentially physical form. This of course will be a limited edition offering, completely hand assembled by squeegee, certified clock maker, with traditional machined parts made in america planned to be to showcased in select grade hardwoods, such as mahogany, elm or even red oak. likely worth several thousand dollars, but today, it's only 5 dollars to reserve your chance to not miss out!

squeegee double-posted this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,987

and at minimum you'll receive as a free gift a cardboard clock with this squeegee reaction image and an ultra precise quartz timepiece with hours, minutes and seconds, free of charge, plus shipping and handling WITH (AA) battery not included.

i'm being super serious, y'all.

squeegee triple-posted this 2 years ago, 57 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,988

or this one. you can pick.

squeegee quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 17 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,989

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,990

emphatic no thanks

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,992

just use spotify

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,994

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
nimoy can't sign my Spotify account I don't even want to listen to those

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,995

im not that bummed it's just an aw shucks

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,002

Who the fuck is "nimoy"?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,003

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,004

@1,237,002 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> Who the fuck is "nimoy"?

uh, Spock?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,005

or if you pretend you don't know what star track is body snatchers guy

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,006

@1,237,004 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Anonymous F double-posted this 2 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,007

@1,237,004 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@previous (F)
I don't know what to believe anymore

squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,014

@1,236,990 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
well, you're definitely possibly missing out on what may be a thing you'll wish you hadn't. but i can tell you're the pragmatic sort. your opinion turns on demonstrable deliverability and save conjecture for less material matters. can't sell to a salesman, and that goes doubly when the products are in are in the same packaging.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,021

HIS NAME IS BILBO! BILBO BAGGINS! BRAVEST LITTLE HOBBIT OF THEM ALL

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,023

@1,236,986 (squeegee)
I wouldn't trust you to construct a sun dial.

squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,030

@previous (H)
well, that would be a mistake, friendo

how about a sundial that's also a compass and a model of the earth?

lol. jesus christ.

you want to move the goal post, move it past night time, because i can construct a nocturnal. lol.

time based on the date and position of the god damn stars.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

squeegee double-posted this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,237,032

@1,237,023 (H)
how does a sun dial work? do you know? no, you absolutely are going to be googling that. ttsk ttsk ttsk.
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