Topic: More submarine drama!!

Captain Jack started this discussion 2 years ago #111,224

After the blue whale collision and the giant squid attack, I thought we would hobble to port and get repairs. Well, after the squid, guess what? A school of great white sharks attacked us and bit into the hull! We are taking on water!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,236,104

Intellectual work.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,105

@previous (B)
What does that mean?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,108

@previous (Captain Jack)
It means work of an intellectual nature.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 24 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,109

@previous (B)
I mean, why did you post that?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,110

@previous (Captain Jack)
Because I'm doing intellectual work now. I'm reading articles in past issues of Time Magazine about inveterate scumbags who try to defraud war-torn countries.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,111

@previous (B)
Weird. As for me, I'm trying to save my submarine.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,115

@previous (Captain Jack)

> Weird.

Why? You don't find it an important subject?

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,118

@previous (B)
No.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,122

@previous (Captain Jack)
You think inveterate scumbags defrauding war-torn countries isn't important?

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,124

@previous (B)
Yes, but that never happened.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,125

@previous (Captain Jack)
You're saying a war-torn country has never been defrauded??

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,128

@previous (B)
I am saying what you claim happened did not happen.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,131

@previous (Captain Jack)
What exactly am I claiming happened?? I have offered not a single specific detail, "Captain Jack"!

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,132

@previous (B)
Are you proud of your life, wasting it away here obsessing over strangers?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,133

@previous (Captain Jack)

> Are you proud of your life, wasting it away here obsessing over strangers?

50 year old man shitposting about being a submarine captain in the middle of a workday says what now?

Nopaltzin !tPKtSxO9ak joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,134

@previous (B)
lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,236,201

Did "Captain Jack's" submarine sink? Looks like he fell silent all of a sudden.

Minichan