Topic: The Epic Rap Battles people must be pissed.
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #111,156
[EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY logo shows]
[V/O: EPIC VOICE GUY]
Jordan Peterson... VERSUS... Kermit the Frog!
BEGIN!
[JORDAN PETERSON]
Jordan Peterson, intellectual with a vision,
Against a puppet frog, this ain't a fair mission.
I lecture about life, chaos, and order,
While you're stuck in a swamp, barely crossing the border.
[KERMIT THE FROG]
Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here, a legend of the screen,
I've won hearts worldwide, while you're just mean.
You're all about hierarchies, rules and such,
I'm a simple frog who's loved very much.
[JORDAN PETERSON]
Your simplicity's charming, but it lacks depth,
I'm tackling the psyche, while you take a breath.
Facing existential dread or searching for meaning?
You can't offer guidance, just puppeteering.
[KERMIT THE FROG]
I may be a puppet, but I'm universally known,
Your 12 rules for life? Just a verbose moan.
Life's not just about chaos, order, and strife,
Sometimes it's about enjoying the Rainbow Connection of life.
[JORDAN PETERSON]
Rainbows and songs won't fix our condition,
That's the kind of naivety that needs my admonition.
Clean up your room, face life's adversity,
There's more to existence than your puppet's simplicity.
[KERMIT THE FROG]
You may find me simple, but I've got worldwide affection,
Your harsh rules of life lack heart and connection.
In this world full of complexities and fog,
Sometimes what you need is a song from Kermit the Frog.
[V/O: EPIC VOICE GUY]
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE...
[EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY logo shows]
[End]
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