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Topic: There's a submariner on board named Robert

Captain Jack started this discussion 2 years ago #111,137

He confessed to being the one to write minichan.net in the sub. Well, he said you would know him as Bobby2Sox. He said to tell you all that he's all grown up and living his dream as a real sailor! He became a US citizen and serves the Navy! He's a great sailor.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,235,335

Oh, no way! Last I heard he married a girl who went to an all girl's academy, just like he went to an all boy's school in the UK. I believe it was the Academy of the Sacred Heart that he said she went to. But that's a tale for another time. What a nightmare that was for her.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,336

@previous (B)
He never married. You have the wrong person. He grew up in England and never married. He's pretty young still.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,337

@previous (Captain Jack)
Did he never marry?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,364

@1,235,336 (Captain Jack)
He's 26+ years-old now. And, yes, he did marry.

They are doing quite well financially after suing the Sacred Heart due to an incident with one of her instructors.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,367

@previous (B)
He never married. He is here on the ship with me.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,371

@previous (Captain Jack)
He did marry. He also told me she was the primary reason he joined the Navy: to travel the world to find and kill his wife's abuser from the Sacred Heart.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,373

@previous (B)
Wrong. You sure seem focused on that Sacred Heart.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,376

@previous (Captain Jack)
I'm not, but Bobby and his wife sure are.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,377

@previous (B)
No they are not, because he is not even married.

Robert !CG03kSBtf2 replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,378

@previous (Captain Jack)
Yes, I am. My life's goal is to avenge my wife's abuser. Some of the deckhands have been saying that he has been right in front of me all this time. Some say that you, Captain Jack, are he.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,379

@previous (Robert !CG03kSBtf2)
Hi, Robert! I order you to get back to your station! We're being stalked by a destroyer, sailor! Now!

Robert !CG03kSBtf2 replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,380

@previous (Captain Jack)
No. The whole crew has my back. We caught you red-handed posting questions only a paedophile would ask: http://minichan.net/topic/111140

Not to mention a long list of other pieces of evidence that other members of the crew have produced, including FBI files from the very incident which I'm seeking to avenge!

You're fucking dead.

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,381

@previous (Robert !CG03kSBtf2)
Post any and all proof that anything related to "Sacred Heart" happened. I give you permission, sailor. Post it here and now.

Robert !CG03kSBtf2 replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,386

@previous (Captain Jack)
I and the crew mates have all reviewed the files. There is no reason to further disseminate the sick material you wrote that is contained within those files.

After reviewing the evidence, we sentence you to death under international maritime law.

Any last words?

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,387

@previous (Robert !CG03kSBtf2)
You are obsessed with something that a senile 80- year old man claimed 25 years ago. Post any and all proof right here. I can say that because there is no proof, because it never happened.

Robert !CG03kSBtf2 replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,388

@previous (Captain Jack)
Pathetic and unbelievable last words. So be it.

Suck my huge penis, faggot troll. Oh, and bye.
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