Topic: We collided with a whale!

Captain Jack started this discussion 2 years ago #111,135

The sub collided with a damn blue whale! It is fine, but we got some hull damage. We have to get back to port quickly for repairs! On top of all this, there's a Russian destroyer tracking us!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 58 minutes later[^] [v] #1,235,325

Good. As soon as you reach port you're being pulled from the ship for leaking classified information. Finally you'll be reunited with your dad when you're thrown in prison LOL!

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,329

@previous (B)

My dad is not, nor has he ever been, in prison. Also, do you still think Army sergeants (you spelled sargent) have rank over Navy captains?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,330

@previous (Captain Jack)
Wrong person, but thanks for the obsession!

Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,235,331

@previous (B)
My mistake. Anyway, we'll be in port soon, but that Russian destroyer is not letting up. Things are tense down here.

Minichan