J. Bastille started this discussion 2 years ago#111,126
CHAPTER ONE: SEASON OF THE WITCH
The Official Records of the Trial of M. de Beauvron-en-Auge
Inquisitor: Rt. Hon. Roul Jourdain
Village Magistrate: Hon. Mag. Onfroi Laval
Accused: Mlle M. de Beauvron-en-Auge
Charge: Practicing witchcraft to curse the crops and ruin the harvest of the village of Beauvron-en-Auge, and meeting the Devil and other witches at Sabbat conspiring to do evil.
Inquisitor: "Rt. Hon. Roul Jourdain, come stand here before me."
Magistrate: "Inquisitor, may I ask the official questions for the record?"
Inquisitor: "You may."
Magistrate: "Accused, please state your name."
M.: M.
Magistrate: "Scribe, please note that M. is from the village of Beauvron-En-Auge."
Scribe: "Duly noted, Magistrate."
Magistrate: "Accused, give your age."
M.: "Have I not already answered these questions several times?"
Magistrate: "Name your age! Do not make this worse on yourself!"
M.: "I am forty years old. Magistrate Laval, you have known me and my homies all my life! How can you do this to me?"
The magistrate remains silent and will not look her in the eyes.
Inquisitor: "Enough of this! Female, why will you not confess to witchcraft? If you confess, God will forgive you and save your soul in the end!"
M.: "Because, Sir, I am an innocent spinster."
Inquisitor: "The jailer tells me you have a veiny cock"
M.: "He tortured my cock in prison when he discovered I was a two-soul slut!"
Inquisitor: "Only a witch could grow a cock like yours!"
M.: "Sir, I am not guilty. How can I confess to that which did not do?"
Inquisitor: "How dare you be a witch?"
M.: "You dare to accuse me? Where is the proof?"
Inquisitor: "Did you fly the black Sabbat? Did the Devil give you the ability to fly?"
M.: "Fly? No, Sir! I did not go."
The inquisitor gestures to the guards.
Inquisitor: "Tie her down on the table and remove her clothes."
M.: "What? No! What are you doing?"
Magistrate: "Inquisitor, please! This is not proper!"
Inquisitor: "The Church has sent me to determine if this MILF is a witch or just a bitch, and I intend to do exactly that. All witches bear the Devil's mark on their bottoms."
The Magistrate hesitantly joins the inquisitor. The Inquisitor spreads the old hag's legs and reveals her crotch, overgrown with grey pubes.
The guards lash the table down with ropes and take off M.'s clothes. She's a hot bubble butt and just as the inquisitor expected- the mark of the Devil, a hairy brown mole.
Inquisitor: "You see the mark?"
The Magistrate's face goes pale.
Magistrate: "Inquisitor, there is no witch mark. That is just a mole!"
Inquisitor: "Shame on you, Magistrate! You do not know a witch's mark from an old woman's fuzz."
Magistrate: "That is a womanly fuzz. They come when the time of menopause nears. It's nothing to be ashamed of."
The old witch is now completely naked. The sight of her makes the Magistrate stiffen in his trousers.
Inquisitor: "Oh, I see your cock is happy! I have news for you, Magistrate! When it is time for you to leave this life and meet God, he will reject your cock because of your lust. You must abstain from women!"
Magistrate: "She is a succubus, she has vexed me, I am not controlling my body"
Inquisitor: "Shame on you!"
The guards prepare to whip M.
M.: "What? No! Why are you whipping me?"
Inquisitor: "The only way to make a witch confess is by whipping her."
M.: "But I am innocent! I am not a witch!"
The old witch receives her punishment, but the Magistrate has seen enough. He quickly pulls out his cock.
"I showed you mine. I think it is your turn now, Inquisitor!"
M. pulls out her cock.
"There" she says "you see? No witch cock, just an old lady cock. And you were going to whip me with that?"
Inquisitor: "Witch, I will whip you harder with my cock!"
The inquisitor tries to mount M. but finds himself helpless in her pussy.
M.: "Oh, don't even bother to struggle. I've been dying for a piece of this inquisitor's cock for years. I've been stalking you, watching you for years."
The Magistrate comes over and mounts the old witch from behind, and from the other side, a village girl, the young girl who recently got married.
Inquisitor: "It's all in the name of God!"
M.: "It's all in the name of pleasure!"
The two men fuck the old witch on the table, and the bitch watches them.
Magistrate: "Oh, you bitch! You know what you're doing! You're taking advantage of the fact that we are questioning you. What are you?"
M.: "I'm a two-soul witch. I love cock. You're giving me exactly what I wanted!"
Inquisitor: "I have evidence that you met with Satan in the woods. I saw the tracks from your broom. How dare you defile my cock with your demonic magic?"
M.: "This demonic magic is about to make you cum like a geyser. I see that your cock is red, and the veins stand out like tree roots."
The Inquisitor is overwhelmed by pleasure. The old hag is right, he can't help but cum inside her. The Magistrate, realizing that he has just become the village whore, gives the witch a blowjob and then unloads into her mouth.
the magistrate gets on his knees and blows the witch.
Inquisitor: "You slut!"
M.: "No, Sir, just a whore. And now I'm gonna lick your ass and balls!"
The old hag pushes the inquisitor over and licks his balls.
M.: "God has given you a tasty pair of balls! I bet the village girls look at these balls and lick them, huh?"
Inquisitor: "Of course not! I am a holy man."
M.: "Who's been giving it to you? That's not your cock up there!"
The Magistrate shows his face.
M.: "Oh, is that why you're here? Because I caught you licking my balls? We're here because you want to give the old witch a gangbang? We've got some village girls here, too. They want to give the old witch a gangbang."
The Inquisitor and the Magistrate exchange glances, and they both smile.
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CHAPTER TWO: I LIKE EATING PUSSY. PUSSY IS GOOD.
The Inquisitor and the Magistrate have decided to leave M. in the village jail. A large mob of villagers has gathered, and the old witch is happy.
M.: "My boys!" she says. "I've missed you so much. You're here to save me, right? To give me a good gangbang?"
The villagers respond to her with jeers and laughter.
M.: "I like eating pussy. Pussy is good. Come on, I want to lick your pussy."
The crowd part to let a fat farmer through.
M.: "Is that you, old friend? The farmer who raised me? You're so fat, I bet you have a tasty pussy. I want to lick it."
The fat farmer slowly lowers his pants, and sure enough, he has a hairy pussy.
M.: "Aha! I see you've got a farm down there!"
She buries her face in the man's pussy and licks him.
M.: "You've got a nice farm down there, boy."
She kisses the pussy, licks the pussy, buries her face in the pussy, and licks it all over.
M.: "Boy, your farm is growing up!"
The crowd laughs, but not unkindly.
M.: "If your wife didn't keep you satisfied, you can come to me. I'll suck your cock, you'll like it, and you'll be faithful to your wife!"
The old witch buries her face in the farmer's hairy pussy.
The Inquisitor watches from a distance. He has already fucked her in the ass, and now the witch is going to give the crowd a good time.
M.: "This is delicious, I'm gonna eat it!"
M. goes down on the old farmer's pussy, licks it and sucks it, licks it and sucks it.
M.: "God, that pussy tastes so good, you're so delicious, boy. I want to suck your cock!"
The old witch starts sucking the old farmer's cock.
M.: "That's it! That's it! You like that? You like my mouth around your cock?"
The crowd laughs and claps. The old witch is getting excited.
M.: "Yes! Give me your cock! Suck it! Suck it, boy! You know how to suck cock, don't you? You're such a good cock sucker! Oh yes! Give it to me! You want to come in my mouth? You want to come in my mouth?"
The old witch goes down on the old farmer's cock, buries her face in his crotch, licks his balls, sucks him, licks him, sucks him, licks him, sucks him.
M.: "This is all yours. I'm yours. I want your cock in my mouth!"
The old witch gives the old farmer a big blowjob. She slurps on his cock and licks his balls.
M.: "You want me to suck your cock?"
She's moaning and making sexual sounds.
M.: "You want to come in my mouth? Yes, I can tell you want to come. You want to come in my mouth, don't you? Yes, give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me! I can taste your cum!"
The old witch buries her face in the farmer's hairy crotch.
M.: "Yes! Give it to me! I want it in my mouth!"
She swallows all of the old farmer's cum. The crowd goes wild.
M.: "Thank you. Thank you. It was delicious."
The old witch kisses the old farmer's cock.
M.: "That was good, boy. So good!"
The old witch licks the old farmer's balls.
M.: "Let me clean you up. Let me clean your cock up."
M. licks the old farmer's balls. She licks them and kisses them.
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CHAPTER THREE: NOVA TWINS
The nova twins are identical. They have tits and a cock. They also have a pussy. They are very hairy.
The nova twins are twins who are both guys and both bitches. They're both cocksuckers, and they're both pussy eaters. They're both male and both female at the same time.
The nova twins live in the woods. They practice magic and occasionally fuck a guy. But when they fuck a guy, it's always a dude. And they fuck other guys, too. They have sex with other guys and with each other. The nova twins fuck each other's cocks. They have sex with each other, and with other guys. The nova twins are sexual, sexual creatures. They're the nova twins.
The nova twins live in the woods. They practice magic and occasionally fuck a guy. But when they fuck a guy, it's always a dude. And they fuck other guys, too. They have sex with other guys and with each other. The nova twins fuck each other's cocks. They have sex with each other, and with other guys. The nova twins are sexual, sexual creatures. They're the nova twins.
The nova twins are twins who are both guys and both bitches. They're both cocksuckers, and they're both pussy eaters. They're both male and both female at the same time.
M. fucks the nova twins. The nova twins are a pair of two-spirit twins, they have tits and a cock. The magistrate and inquisitor watch m. fuck the nova twins.
The nova twins live in the woods. They practice magic and occasionally fuck a guy. But when they fuck a guy, it's always a dude. And they fuck other guys, too. They have sex with other guys and with each other. The nova twins fuck each other's cocks. They have sex with each other, and with other guys. The nova twins are sexual, sexual creatures. They're the nova twins.
The nova twins are twins who are both guys and both bitches. They're both cocksuckers, and they're both pussy eaters. They're both male and both female at the same time.
The nova twins live in the woods. They practice magic and occasionally fuck a guy. But when they fuck a guy, it's always a dude. And they fuck other guys, too. They have sex with other guys and with each other. The nova twins fuck each other's cocks. They have sex with each other, and with other guys. The nova twins are sexual, sexual creatures. They're the nova twins.
The nova twins are twins who are both guys and both bitches. They're both cocksuckers, and they're both pussy eaters. They're both male and both female at the same time.
The nova twins live in the woods. They practice magic and occasionally fuck a guy. But when they fuck a guy, it's always a dude. And they fuck other guys, too. They have sex with other guys and with each other. The nova twins fuck each other's cocks. They have sex with each other, and with other guys. The nova twins are sexual, sexual creatures. They're the nova twins.
The nova twins are twins who are both guys and both bitches.
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CHAPTER FOUR: DOVER CALLING
M.'s phone rings.
M.: "Hello?"
Sorcerer: "Hi, Mary! It's me, Dover!"
M.: "Yes, I can see you through my crystal ball. But what is happening to you? What are those clothes? Are you all right?"
Dover: "It's just for the show, okay? You know, I'm an entertainer now."
M.: "What happened to your face? Did someone hurt you?"
Dover: "No, no, no, nothing like that. They beat me up so people would feel sorry for me, but it was really part of the act. Now let's get back to business. We have a lot to do tonight, and I need your help."
M.: "All right, tell me what's going on."
Dover: "I have a new client. His name is Paul, and he's looking for a witch to find his girlfriend. She disappeared three days ago, and he hasn't been able to reach her by phone or text message. He suspects she has run off with some guy she met online. That's why I want you to look into it. Can you meet him tomorrow night at seven?"
M.: "Sure, I'll be there. Where will we meet?"
Dover: "At the Cafe Royal. Do you know it? Good. Make sure you dress well, and try to look nice. This guy is rich, and he likes pretty witches. Oh, and bring a friend. If he seems suspicious, give him a good blowjob, and he'll tell you everything you need to know."
M.: "Okay, I'll be there. Seven o'clock at the Cafe Royal. Got it. Oh, and Dover..."
Dover: "Yes, dear?"
M.: "When this job is done, I'm taking you out on a proper date. Dinner, drinks, dancing, a fancy hotel room. How does that sound?"
Dover: "That sounds perfect. I love you."
M.: "I love you, too."
M. hangs up. The inquisitor pulls out his cock.
Inquisitor: "Mary, take off your clothes. Let me see your cock."
M.: "Yes, Sir."
M. takes off her clothes and kneels in front of the inquisitor.
Inquisitor: "Now open your mouth and suck my cock."
M.: "Yes, Sir."
M. opens her mouth and sucks the inquisitor's cock.
Inquisitor: "You're such a good cocksucker, Mary. Your mouth is so warm and wet. Just like your pussy."
M.: "Thank you, Sir. You're so hard and big. I love your cock."
The inquisitor forces m. to swallow his cock.
Inquisitor: "Oh, your throat is so tight! I'm going to cum!"
M.: "Cum in my mouth, Sir. Cum in my mouth."
Inquisitor: "I'm going to fill your mouth with cum!"
M.: "Yes, Sir! Give it to me! Fill my mouth!"
The inquisitor cums in m.'s mouth.
Inquisitor: "Swallow it all."
M.: "Yes, Sir. All of it. Swallow it all."
The inquisitor gives m. another blowjob.
Inquisitor: "Take off your clothes. Show me your tits."
M.: "Yes, Sir."
M. takes off her clothes and lies down on the bed. The inquisitor eats m.'s pussy and asshole.
Inquisitor: "You taste so good, Mary. I could eat your pussy all day long."
M.: "I wish you would, Sir. It feels so good when you eat my pussy."
Inquisitor: "I love eating your pussy, Mary. And I love licking your asshole, too."
M.: "Yes, Sir. Please lick my asshole."
The inquisitor licks m.'s asshole and eats her pussy.
Inquisitor: "Tell me what you want. Tell me what you need."
M.: "I need your cock inside me. Fuck me with your big cock, Sir."
The inquisitor mounts m. and fucks her pussy.
She suddenly squirts all over the room.
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CHAPTER FIVE: AUDITION TIME
Paul is a handsome businessman. He's got a hot wife, a great career, and a beautiful house in the suburbs. But things are not as they seem. Paul is a magician. He is secretly a stage magician. He was the best in the business, and his tricks were world famous. But after a tragic accident, Paul has lost his memory. He now believes that he is a real magician. He doesn't remember how he did his tricks, he just does them.
Paul is the main attraction at a small dinner theater in Paris. The audience loves him. He performs several magic acts, including a coin trick, an escape act, a mentalism act, and an illusion act. The audience loves it all. Paul's final illusion is the one they've been waiting for: a levitation act.
Paul waves a wand over the stage and creates a blinding flash of light. When the light fades, Paul is gone. The audience is amazed.
The curtain comes down, and the lights go up on the stage. Paul is floating above the stage. He has a rope tied around his neck and is hanging from the catwalk. There is a single red rose lying at his feet.
The audience applauds. They love this magic act.
The curtains close, and Paul disappears. The audience cheers even louder.
The curtains open again, and Paul is lying in bed. He is wearing a pair of blue silk pajamas. The room is dimly lit, and there are candles burning on the nightstand.
Paul sits up in bed and rubs his eyes. He is exhausted from the performance, but he still feels tired. He gets out of bed and walks over to the window. The curtains are open, and the city of Paris is spread out below him.
Paul stares out the window. He sees the lights of the city and the stars in the sky. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. Then he looks up at the sky and raises his arms.
"Please. I am in need. Send me a sign."
Suddenly, he hears a sound. It's like a voice. It's coming from inside his head.
"Yes. I am here."
"Who are you?" asks Paul.
"I am the Devil," replies the voice.
"I am a servant of God," replies Paul.
"God has abandoned you. I am the one who can help you."
"How can you help me?" asks Paul.
"I can give you the gift of magic," says the voice.
"Magic?" says Paul. "What do you mean?"
"I will give you the ability to control the elements. You will be able to conjure fire, wind, water, and earth at your command."
Paul is amazed. He has never heard of anyone who could control the elements before.
If he has this power, he could use it to become the most famous magician in the world.
But he isn't sure if he should accept. After all, this might just be a dream.
But the voice seems so real.
What if this really is a sign from God?
Should he accept?
The voice continues.
"It is not an easy path. You must make a sacrifice. You must give up your life as you know it."
Paul thinks about it. What does he have to lose?
The voice is right. He has nothing to lose.
He makes his decision.
"I will do it," he says.
"Good," says the voice. "Now you must make a sacrifice. You must give up your balls"
"What?" says Paul. "My balls?"
"You must give them to me," says the voice.
"No!" says Paul. "I don't want to do that."
"You must," says the voice. "It is the only way."
Paul is scared. He doesn't want to give up his balls. But he knows that he must.
If he wants to become a magician, he must make this sacrifice.
He hesitates, but eventually, he agrees.
"I will," he says.
"Good," says the voice. "Now take off your clothes."
Paul strips naked. He stands on the stage.
The curtains open. The audience is there, watching him.
He can see their faces. They are all staring at him.
He can hear their voices.
"Why are you doing this?"
"You don't want to be a magician."
"You're just going to be laughed at."
"No one will take you seriously."
Paul is afraid. He doesn't want to be laughed at. He doesn't want to be rejected.
But he knows that he must do this.
If he wants to become a magician, he must make this sacrifice.
He closes his eyes.
He takes a deep breath.
And then he opens them.
The curtains close. The audience is gone. He is alone on the stage.
He is naked.
He is frightened.
But he knows what he must do.
He lifts his arms.
He points his finger.
He makes a motion with his hand.
The curtains open again.
This time, there is a box on the stage.
He walks over to it.
He reaches inside.
His hand touches something soft.
He pulls it out.
It is a pair of balls.
They are white and smooth.
They are his balls.
They are the balls of a man.
They are his balls.
He is a man.
He is a man who has given up his balls.
He is a man who is no longer a man.
He is a magician.
He is a magician who has given up his balls.
He has given them up for a magic act.
He has given them up for magic.
He has given them up.
Paul cries.
> You remember to post right when this catherine-obsessed anon posts, every day.
IIRC kook lives in FL and I live on a completely opposite side of the country. There’s probably more than a few anons who accuse random people of being Catherine.
I just figured OP was Catherine because of the weird religious sexual stuff that involves transgenderism, satanism, and BDSM - right up her alley
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Kook is 40-years-old, has no social life or career, and the most normal interaction she has is accusing random people of being the object of her obsession, then denying that she did it minutes later. This is her life.