Topic: Holy crap! I made captain!
Captain Jack started this discussion 2 years ago #111,106 I was promoted! I am now the captain of my own giant nuclear submarine!
B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,830 Jack? Jack Daniels?
Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,832 @previous (B)
No, I am Jack the seaman. I am career Navy, and I love submarines. I've worked so hard, and now I'm captain!!! I launch my sub next week!
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,833 @previous (Captain Jack )
What is your last name?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,834 @previous (B)
I can't say, because then you could link me to the sub, and it is in a classified position.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,836 @previous (A)
Thanks for admitting you've violated federal law. I've saved your post and have emailed it to the Navy. Be prepared to be court-martialed.
Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,837 @previous (B)
Classified. Sorry, buddy.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,838 @previous (Captain Jack )
They're going to geolocate your IP in no time.
Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,840 @previous (B)
Not going to affect you, since our location is classified.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,842 @previous (Captain Jack )
It will affect me. I am a tax payer. You work for me.
Captain Jack (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,845 @previous (B)
lol that's great. You still can't know classified information like our location. You should be glad, since we are protecting your stupid ass.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,859 @previous (Captain Jack )
No. I pay the bills. I make the rules. You're getting pulled from the ship next time you're at port, Cap'n. I've already gotten direct confirmation from your Sargent.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,862 @previous (B)
lol you think a Navy Captain has a Sergeant? Also, you misspelled it.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,864 @previous (A)
What's funnier is that you think you can post classified information here without consequence LOL!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,865 @previous (B)
What is funniest, is that your posts show that you know nothing about the military LOL!
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,867 @previous (A)
I don't know or care about the details of my low-level employees. I don't have to -- they work for me LOL!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,868 @previous (B)
You thought a Sergeant (Army low-level trainer) had authority over a Navy Captain! LMAO!
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,870 @previous (A)
Doesn't matter, you're getting court-martialed regardless LOL!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,871 @previous (B)
Actually, you are interfering with top secret military operations. You are going to prison for decades! LOL!
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,874 @previous (A)
I'll say hi to your dad LOL!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,876 @previous (B)
My dad is not, nor ever was, in prison. Methinks he doth protest too much.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,878 @previous (A)
Yes he is. I even have a picture of him taking the double-black LOL!
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,880 @previous (B)
Go ahead and post that pic then.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago [^] [v] #1,234,882 @previous (A)
Then you would cry to the mods LOL!
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