Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,234,614
@previous (C)
The psychiatrist says, "Matt, we really need to get your narcissism under control", and he yells to the bartender, "oh, and get this guy a few bottles of the cheapest wine you can find, he's an alcoholic and at risk of lapsing into withdrawals!"
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,234,616
@previous (B)
The obsessed loser keeps talking about Matt, so some nice men in white coats come to take him away to a lovely, comfortable place in the country.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,234,630
@previous (C)
They tell him, "look, YOU are Matt. The only one obsessed with you is yourself. You have a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder. The only people who are aware of couldn't give half a shit about you and think that you're a joke."
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,234,672
@previous (C)
Does the "la ghouls" OP mentioned have nothing to do with Matt? Does a bar joke have nothing to do with a thread dedicated to bar jokes? Can Matt ever take a joke? All interesting questions that we both know the answers to.