Topic: Take the cash or no?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #110,900

You have 10 million dollars in cash in your hand, but there's a catch...

1. A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life, and if it touches you, you die a horrible death.

2. The snail cannot be killed.

3. It knows your location at all times.

4. It's only purpose is to touch and kill you.

Are you taking the cash?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,232,739

Yep

spectacles joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,741

for real, yeah, i'll be able to carry some salt on me. snails are just what slugs would be if they owned property. fuck em.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,742

I like snails

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,762

Just hire someone to trap it in a box or something and bring it to the opposite side of the world. Easy money.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,764

Just put it in a container and move it to a safety deposit box in a bank so no one except you can let it out and you don't have to worry about the container being destroyed or thrown away which could release the snail.

So, where do I pick up the money?

Minichan