Minichan

Maybe.

Nope.

@198,459 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)

It's easy now because nobody is online in The Dead Hours

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN

Never.

Not it.

lol wait, this isn't gonna work. Edited!

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
You win!

I want to park my cock in sluggy's hiney.

@198,469 (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)

Read again nigga

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The episode starts off with the Cutie Mark Crusaders in Applejack's barn, practicing a new musical number. Before the opening credits, it looks to be another 'Show Stoppers' deal, but once it gets back, Sweetie Belle offers to get some materials from Rarity, and runs back home. When she gets there however, Rarity surprises her little sister by telling her 'Mom and Dad are back!'

At first, she's excited, but then the parents let her know that during their latest long world-wide trip, they've finally decided to settle down in Whinnypeg. Sweetie Belle's a bit sad they won't stay in Ponyville, but will love to see them up there. 'But that's the best part,' her parents tell her, 'we've found a wonderful school there, so you can live with us proper! No need to keep bunking with your grown-up sister, Rarity of course will stay here, as her business is just starting, and...'

Sweetie Belle is slow, but she's not that slow. She understands exactly what this means to her friends, and she runs off into the woods behind Rarity's house. Rarity quickly goes after her, and finds her crying by an old log, as she knows she won't see her friends again anymore. Rarity coaxes her back home, trying to tell her it'll be all right, and she won't be moving for a few weeks, plenty of time to say goodbye proper.

A final date for Sweetie Belle's departure is set, which is actually two days after the next talent show that the musical act was to take place. Sweetie Belle doesn't tell her friends she's going though, and acts like nothing's the matter. She meets up with each of the other main 5 and asks for their advice. Rainbow Dash says some stuff about making new friends where you go, Fluttershy starts tearing up at Sweetie Belle's story, Applejack is no help, Twilight Sparkle and Spike really never had deep friends in Canterlot, and have nothing to say either, and Pinkie Pie sings a bubbly cutesy tune about saying goodbye to friends that doesn't help at all.

Finally, a few days before the rehearsal, the other two cutie mark crusaders pick up on the fact that Sweetie Belle's leaving. A hour or so before the show, they confront her about it, and she gets in a fight with them over it, and accidentally trips over their equipment in the barn, and sets the thing on fire. Sweetie Belle gets out, assuming the other two are behind her, but looks back and sees that they aren't. The rest of the family's waiting in Ponyville, and Sweetie Belle realizes she can't get to the rest in time, so she grabs a hose and a handpump, douses some flames to make a new entrance, and busts in to rescue her friends.

She finds the two passed out, slightly oxygen starved, and starts to pull them out to safety, but the barn collapses, and Sweetie Belle screams. Her unicorn powers kick in, and the scream acts like a shockwave, and blows away the falling debris. It's at this point that Applejack steps outside to see where the others are, and realizes the barn's on fire, and runs back horrified.

She gets back, and finds the three, covered in soot and singed slightly, the barn all burned down completely. Scootaloo and Applebloom are still weak, but awake, and Sweetie Belle walks off back into town alone, no sets, no music, no plans. She gets on stage in place of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and sings an alternate version of Pinkie Pie's song, adding in some personal changes, and a better tempo. Everyone loves it, except Pinkie Pie, who thinks she's messing up the pitch and everything. Twilight Sparkle quickly darts her an evil eye, and Pinkie shuts up. Sweetie Belle finishes, and the crowd responds with cheers and applause. Sweetie Belle is awarded first prize.

She then takes some of the after-reception cake and cookies to the hospital, and hangs out with the other two cutie mark crusaders, and apologizes for not telling them sooner, and that she was scared about telling them, but they're okay with it, and the two share old stories together. Finally, a few hours pass, and the two have to spend the night, but as Sweetie Belle is leaving, Scootaloo points to her flank in shock: SWEETIE BELLE HAS HER CUTIE MARK! It's a silhouette of a lion with a few musical notes, representing her inner courage, and song.

Finally, the big day's here, Sweetie Belle's all packed up, and she hands her friends her Cutie Mark Crusader cape, saying she wants them to keep finding others for the club. The carriage heads out, and Sweetie Belle, with her parents, looks back at Ponyville as it heads off into the distance, as this music starts to play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyaYegSwnT8 [play]
Ponyville gets smaller and smaller, until it's fully gone in the distance. Sweetie Belle keeps staring off into the direction of the town, until she knows its gone, and pokes back into the carriage, leaning against her mom and dad. The shot moves into Sweetie Belle's cutie mark, cuts to black, and the ending credits roll, no music, no end credits screen share with some ads, just the credits and silence.

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)
I'm gonna get a cutie mark tattooed on my ass, I'm sure that's already been done.

@198,472 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Uh oh...

@198,477 (!VoCaLoNunI)

:'(

o k

I will try it.

The water in the tank swirled slowly in little vortices. The geoducks were heaped together in large piles in the back corners. Mindy's fingers tightened on the strap of her purse as she looked them over. The salesclerk stood by, waiting for her choice.

A geoduck is a large clam-like thing. Incapable of retracting into it's shell due it's size, it's digging foot sticks straight out, for all the world resembling a large penis. They live in beaches deep in the sand. Digging one out it is a process that can take hours, struggling to keep it from escaping.

Which is why Mindy was here at the asian foods store, buying one. She was more than willing to donate money to this little experiment, but traveling out to one of the islands and digging for several hours, that was more than she could manage.

She stood over the tank and looked in. These were living geoducks, sashimi grade. They could be eaten raw. But Mindy had no intention of eating one. In the water she could see her own reflection. She was 22, was of average height, with high cheekbones and brown hair that fell in wavy tresses to her just above her shoulders. Her green eyes matched the hue of the salt water tank. Her breasts were B cups, and were currently restrained by a plain white tee. Other than that she wore jeans and sneakers. Today's shopping did not require her to try and look pretty, not that she needed to exert too much effort. All in all, Mindy was quite attractive, not the kind of girl who really needed to purchase ocean mollusks for auto-erotic purposes, but there was something about her. She had a flair for the perverse and kinky that fueled bizarre sexual appetites. She had trouble finding matching sex partners. For all their boasting, she'd found most college boys didn't have the drive or creativity for what she wanted in bed. She had her share of sex, but was only ever truly satisfied when she was left to her own devices.

She was trying to pick a good one. They were all big enough, but some were too big. Some looked like they were too limp for her purposes. Finally she settled on a nine-inch duck, with diameter of about two inches, which is average size for a geoduck. The clerk reached in and scooped it out with his bare hands. He made as if to squeeze the water out, a process that usually elicited snorting and chuckling from passersby, but Mindy stopped him.

"No!"

"It'll be cheaper if I can get some of this excess weight off it," he said.

"No, that's all right. I've got a recipe that said not to do that," Mindy said, lying on the fly.

The clerk shrugged and wrapped the geoduck up. They were having a special, $9.99 a pound, and Mindy's order came to almost 34 dollars. She paid willingly.

-----

Mindy stepped quickly out of her car and practically raced up the front stairs at her apartment. She wasn't really sure how long the geoduck would last, or indeed, how it would perform. The impulse to buy it had been sudden, overcoming her while she flipped through an oceanography book at the library and had found a picture. It was the same random, undeniable kind of urge that had led her to masturbate with cucumbers and carrots at 13, and mail-order a vibrator at 14. Unfortunately, she'd found herself much too sensitive for the vibe. She'd tried to toughen herself up by using it regularly, but eventually she had to admit that she'd blown forty bucks. She owned a small assortment of dildos, but those had been only recently acquired. From 14 until 19 she was left only with what her imagination could find, and a throwback to that had grabbed her when she saw the geoduck picture.

She dumped her purse in her room, wriggled quickly out of her cloths, and slipped back into the hallway, heading for the bathroom she shared with her roommate, Irene. Irene was a redhead of the pure Irish variety. A tall, lithe body, flaming orange hair to her waist, creamy pale skin, and small breasts that Mindy was jealous of, because she knew they'd be forever pert, while Mindy's were doomed to one day sag.

Irene had gone to work, so Mindy had the place all to herself.

She let a few inches of burning hot water fill the old claw-footed tub and stepped inside. Sitting down, she unwrapped her purchase with trembling hands. The digging foot was not as stiff as it looked, but it was basically just one long, powerful muscle, and bore a certain rigidity that could not by undone. It was cold from the saltwater tank, so Mindy let it sit in the warm water. She spread her legs, leaning one against the wall and letting the other dangle out of the side of the tub.

She examined the geoduck more closely while it soaked. It had been sitting in a tank for while, but there was still some sand worked into the rough creases of it's skin, as well as a bit in the folds of the shell. It occurred to Mindy for the first time that this could be a much more sandy experience than she'd planned for. Mindy figured it couldn't be any worse than getting a little sand in her suit at the beach, and she could always douche afterwards. But whatever happened, Mindy decided she needed to be good and wet when she did it.

The smart thing to do would have been to use some lube, but Mindy had always had an aversion to it. She preferred her own juices to some chemical concoction. So she began the work of pleasuring herself. She started by squeezing her breasts and lightly pinching her nipples, as good a place as any to start when all alone. She rubbed at her crotch with her left hand, letting the friction do the work. Soon she wanted more, so Mindy scooped up some of the hot water and let it run down her pussy. Her clit had already extended beyond it's hood, and Mindy shuddered when the hot water rushed over and around it. She quickly began sliding her middle and ring fingers in and out of herself. She was already quite wet, and so she worked herself over for a few minutes to loosen herself up a bit.

With a small sigh of disappointment, she removed her fingers. She reached for the geoduck. It was heavier than the average dildo, and had the fleshy quality that no sex toy had yet been able to accurately reproduce. Mindy nuzzled the tip of it against her vagina, aligning it for penetration. With one hand she held it up, and with the other, used two fingers to spread her labia apart. She took a couple of deep breaths, not being sure what to expect, and exhaled. She began to push. It spread her open wonderfully. She breathed in and then laughed out loud in ecstasy. She got it about two inches in and then pulled out a bit, then in a bit more, then out just a little bit. It was like having sex for the first time, slow and steady, finding a rhythm that works with your partner.

But once she had it halfway in, it was time to go whole hog. She took her hand off her labia and held onto the shell with both hands, and began pulling it up into herself in earnest, eager for more. She pumped it in and out, occasionally giggling a little bit. Mindy couldn't deny that most of her arousal came from the sheer perversity of her actions. True, the geoduck was a living thing, though Mindy half suspected it was dead now anyway. And it wasn't like it was a horse or dog, it was a mollusk. An overgrown clam. Mindy felt no more guilty using it in this fashion than she felt guilty swatting a fly. Anyway, the Geoduck hadn't exactly been the giant penis it appeared. Or so she thought.

The few grains of sand on the digging foot rasped the inner walls of her vagina, which Mindy guiltily enjoyed. It stretched her open and filled her up like nothing else. She pounded away at herself and mercilessly mashed her clit with her thumb. The steam from the hot water mingled with the sweat dripping off her body.

She had been working it good and hard for about five minutes when she felt her first orgasm approaching. Her body was heating up, and the muscles inside of her began to clench against the geoduck. Suddenly the geoduck moved. All of that pent up muscle was squirming. The heat inside of her was unnatural to a creature used to living in the cold sands of Puget Sound water. It was trying to get away by pure instinct, and this meant thrashing around that nine inch digging foot for all it was worth. It was like having a giant prehensile penis inside of her. Mindy moaned and came. The gushing of hot juices from inside her only made the geoduck wriggle even more, and Mindy just held on tight, pushing the bivalve against her quim, the rough shell rubbing painfully but pleasurably against her clit. Her orgasms grew faster and closer, her muscles clenching its muscles internally. Finally the geoduck used it's last ditch escape plan, squirting the salt water stored up inside of it out in a jet stream. The cold liquid hit Mindy like punch, the dichotomy of her own burning hot juice and the cold water pushing her over the brink to her biggest orgasm yet. It started on the soles of her feet. Her legs tensed up and she felt like her calves and thighs were twitching uncontrollably. Her breath came in deep gasping breaths and her spine was electric. When she finally came, she blanked out. She took a deep breath and rode out the orgasm in oblivious silence.

It was at this point that Irene walked in the door, stripped down to a pair of lavender panties. Unbeknownst to Mindy, Irene had worked a morning shift that day, and coming home in the moment of Mindy's silence, completely unaware that her roommate was there, Irene had decided to take a quick shower.

Now of course, being roommates for the past four months, they'd seen each other in various states of undress. Irene had in fact walked in on Mindy while she was masturbating before, and they'd both wordlessly agreed never to speak of it again. But before Irene could back hastily out the door, she saw the thing between Mindy's legs. Irene was now stranger to sex aides, but being from Montana, she was a stranger to geoducks. To her, it looked like some alien parasite had latched hungrily to Mindy's quivering vagina.

"What is that?" she said before her mind caught up with her mouth.

Mindy's eyes flew open and to the door. At any other time She would have grabbed the shower curtain and tried to hide, but she was already in the thrall of her own perverse nature. Having her roommate walk in on her was only making it worse. There was suddenly an exhibitionist struggling to get out, and Mindy could do nothing but grin up at Irene and say, "Geoduck."

"What's a geoduck?" Irene said. Irene's mind had detached in the same way as someone in shock. Like sitting behind the wheel of your car and wondering if you left the iron on after someone has just t-boned you. The only thing she could think, since she'd already failed to just turn around and leave was to talk.

"Like a clam," Mindy said. She was so blissed out it felt like she was stoned, though she hadn't puffed since high school. Every nerve in her body seemed to be turned to pleasure mode, and each stimuli just made her hornier. As the geoduck continued to squirm ineffectually inside of her she took in her roommate's almost nude form. She noticed for the first time that the top surfaces of Irene's milky body were dusted with orange freckles, like peaches and cream.

"I was just going to take a shower," Irene said, trying to explain her presence to herself as much as to Mindy.

"Be my guest," Mindy said, carefully inching to one side of the tub. Mindy had never had any feelings for women sexually, and honestly, she wasn't feeling much of any right now, she was just getting off on making Irene thoroughly uncomfortable.

"Oh, no," Irene began to say. She was beginning to snap out of it, and realizing that maybe she should just leave and let Mindy finish up whatever it was that she was into. Or was into her. Or whatever.

The only thing that kept her in the room was Mindy slowly drawing the geoduck out of herself. Irene's eyes widened when she was done.

"It's a penis!" she exclaimed.

Mindy laughed. "No, it's a mollusk. Like a clam or squid or something like that."

Irene stared at it in fascination. "It really does look like a penis," she said.

"How do you think I came up with this?" Mindy asked.

"Did it... feel like a penis?"

"Oh, god no. It's so much better. Penises don't move." As if to illustrate her point, the geoduck twisted a little bit, Mindy's juices slowly detaching from it and mixing in with the tub water.

"Holy shit!" Irene was hooked. The geoduck looked like the best thing to happen to her since a long-gone boyfriend that had owned a sybian. Irene's brain began to fire on different wavelengths. One of them stated pretty plainly that she needed to get the hell out of there, and go masturbate in her room if she was really that horny. Another wavelength, issuing from a more southerly part of her body, seemed to feel that she should get the job done right here and right now with the geoduck. She probably would have stood there all day, alternately swaying towards the door and tub, if Mindy's kinky nature didn't save her.

Mindy held up the geoduck by the shell and waved it enticingly back and forth. "You wanna try?" she asked.

Irene bit her lower lip and nodded almost imperceptibly. Mindy stood up and stepped out of the tub. Irene had expended her last bit of conviction with that little nod, and stood frozen to the floor. Mindy set the geoduck in the tub and stepped in close to her roommate, much closer than was necessary.

"You can't do it with those undies on," she whispered in Irene's ear, hooking her thumbs under the elastic. Irene was shivering very slightly, and Mindy realized she was shivering too. She pulled them down, crouching as she did so. In doing it, she came face to pussy with Irene. She tried to look at it in passing, and then discovered just how difficult it is to casually look at someone's genitals. She couldn't help comparing. Whereas her pussy was trimmed and cropped, Irene had let the orange hair take over, though it seemed to naturally be of a thin, downy variety as opposed to the coarse thick hairs Mindy was cursed with. Mindy could smell the arousal, a recognizable scent if ever there was one, but she noticed that it was lighter than her own, a little less musky. She turned her head and looked up at Irene. Irene's eyes were wide and fixed on Mindy. She didn't look scared, she looked like she wanted something, anything, to happen. So Mindy tenderly licked her from bottom to top. Irene sighed and her legs trembled. She had a boyfriend at the moment, but the jerk wouldn't ever go down on her, depriving Irene of the best kind of sex a woman can get.

Mindy slid back Irene's body, letting her hands caress her sides, until she was cupping Irene's face in her palms. Mindy wasn't sure what she was doing with a girl, but the little voice in her head wasn't letting her stop. It just said 'kiss this girl'. And so she did, drawing the taller woman's lips down to hers and unhesitatingly slipping her tongue into her mouth. The kiss was a back and forth, as Irene seemed suddenly able to move again, though only her tongue. They slid back and forth, each trying to see just how far they could stretch, or maybe just to count each other's fillings, it didn't really matter, it was just great.

They stopped and Mindy took a hold of Irene's hand and they stepped into the tub. Irene lay back, her head resting against the side of the faucet. Mindy turned the hot water on, and it poured out, beating a comforting massage onto Irene's right breast. Mindy straddled her and kissed her hungrily. Although sex is no substitute for masturbation, masturbation lacked having another warm body around, and Mindy hadn't had another warm body around in quite a while. Now that Irene was there, Mindy was giving it all she had. She kissed down her neck and went to work on her pencil eraser nipples, eliciting moans from Irene, who just went limp and lolled her head out over the rim of the tub. Mindy rubbed at Irene's vagina, and when she could fell the sticky wetness begin to seep out, she reached behind her and grabbed the geoduck.

Irene bent her legs, pointing her knees at the ceiling and spreading her lower lips open wide for Mindy's toy. Mindy worked it into her without hesitation, and Irene was quickly gasping and coming. She came easily, and Mindy was pleased. She thrust untiringly for several minutes, and then she felt a tremor in the clam itself as Irene's eyes opened.

"It's... it's moving," she panted.

Mindy smiled and said nothing, pushing hard until the shell was firmly pressed against Irene, all nine inches of the beast inside of her. Irene began to writhe uncontrollably. Her legs bent and straightened, her arms pushed against the sides of the tub, her fingers clenching. She twisted her torso slowly back and forth, and moaned louder and louder. "Oh...Oh..."

Mindy bent down, and holding the moving geoduck firmly in place, fastened her lips around Irene's engorged clitoris, sucking fiercely.

"OOOHHH! OOH...NOOOO!" Mindy didn't stop, being well aware of the difference between a eno' said in passion and eno' said when something was wrong. Besides, Irene suddenly putting her hands to the back of Mindy's head and pushing her down harder was a bit of a clue that everything was all right.

Irene moaned louder and louder, finally coming in a mix of gasping and screaming and tensely muttered expletives that were hard to understand. Her body clenched with such might that the geoduck simply popped out of her and Mindy's hands when she was done, sliding to the other end of the tub. Mindy slid down further and let her mouth have it's fun with Irene's dripping pussy, licking, sucking, and generally just cleaning up after Irene's orgasm. Irene eventually put her hands around Mindy's ears and pulled her up for a long, deep kiss. When it was done, they turned off the water and lay at opposite ends of the tub for a while, their legs tangled together, neither really sure what to say anymore.

"Hmm," Mindy said.

"What is it?" Irene asked.

"You taste salty."

Irene threw the geoduck at her.

Okay!

wat

"Do ho ho, It's heating up!" said the man in the hot tub. I looked at him for a few seconds longer than I perhaps should have done, and he noticed me staring at him; his chiseled abs, his strong chin, his piercing blue eyes and his look of utter domination over every beast and man.

"Don't be getting any ideas now, boy. You know that the Klan might be tolerant of many races and sexualities (as long as they're white and straight), but the one thing we're not tolerant of is gays and niggers."

I nodded. A lot of people said that joining the Klu Klux Klan was a mistake. "You're a homosexual black man!" they cried, "They lynch people like you!"

"No!" I roared to the sky, the entire Klu Klux Klan meeting behind me grinding to a halt as I stripped out of my clothes and ran to the man in the hot tub. "Love me! I am a human just like you!"

The man in the hot tub struggled to get away as my now engorged member began to slap him in his face. Eventually, he stopepd struggling, and looked at me with pleading eyes. I looked back firmly, telling him mentally that the only way out of this situation was to suck my gay nigger cock or drown in a hot tub populated by just him and a gay nigger cock.

Eyes brimming with tears, he began to lick my gay nigger cock. His tongue darted over the glans as I moaned in ecstacy, almost cumming in his mouth in the first 30 seconds. He began to fondle my gay nigger balls as his little finger circled my gay nigger asshole. I began screaming.

"YEAH, COME ON, STRANGER. SUCK MY GAY NIGGER COCK!"

The man in the hot tub removed my cock from his mouth.

"I'm sucking as hard as I can, you damn gay nigger! I'll get you for this, I swear! I won't rest until I'm dead!"

I grinned as he put his mouth back onto my gay nigger cock.

"Well then..."

I suddenly thrusted, and my gay nigger erection was so hard that it easily bursted through the back of his skull.

I came in the hole where his spinal cord was just a moment ago, and pulled my cock out of his mouth as he gurgled his final words.

"Damn you, you goddamn gay nigger... I knew we shouldn't have let a gay nigger join the Klu Klux Klan..." His eyes closed as he died.

I turned around. Every other member of the Klu Klux Klan was naked and jacking off at the display I had given them. One of them spoke up.

"Son, that was the funniest thing ever. As leader of the Klu Klux Klan, I hereby step down and name you as the new leader of the Klu Klux Klan."

I smiled. All according to plan.

Also that was OC. I should probably feel bad but I don't.

Did anyone actually do this?

Hmm

@198,635 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

We haven't got the seventh dub yet, I don't think.

@198,466 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
@198,477 (!VoCaLoNunI)
@198,633 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)

5 more dubs to go.

Fine I'll reroll. ;-;

I LIVE ON THE EDGE.

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
So do I.

Roll dem bones. Shuffle dem cocks.

It's on bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

Intentional hit in order to speed things along.

I never get dubs

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
If you want to, just follow Bumps and have a reply pre-written for when you see the right number in "x new."

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
I'm on my phone though

And lol dubs aren't important on this board

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

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@previous (P)
> trips
oshi

I won't deliver.
But I also won't get the get.

@199,004 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)to
If it's you, you need to man up.

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
bleh

hngg

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

OKAY

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
:')

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)
NOW RECORD YOURSELF READING THE THREAD DRAMATICALLY.

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
Still need one more.
trips != dubs

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)
Fine. ._. Not gonna be me.

Reroll.

One off.

@199,064 (!VoCaLoNunI)
I say trips are dubs. All trips are dubs, not all dubs are trips.

i jellypooted

Hrmm

I do this but I have no way to deliver hahahahhaa

@199,137 (J)
no wai

@previous (J)
yus nigga

@199,139 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
inb4 drunken slurring

@199,143 (Q)
I haven't had a shot or anything. Might stay sober.


Fuck that I'm gonna make a drink

This is taking forever.

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I wonder if it'll ever get the seventh dubs.

Lol blind bump.

inb4 I get the 7th dub and have to read the thread dramatically

I'm currently surrounded by drunk people.

Holy lol!

@198,931 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)

> I LIVE ON THE EDGE.

Rollin for some dubs~

Nah.

@199,955 (I)
Winnar.

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
inb4 nothing happens. don't get your hopes up, brah.

@previous (Q)
I would feel better if they weren't anonymous, so I could harass them if they didn't deliver.

@199,958 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
nope that's number 6

@199,955 (I)
Mods shall sodomize this man if he doth fail to deliver.

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
buuut but but but
that was the 6th right?

1. @198,466 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
2. @198,477 (!VoCaLoNunI)
3. @198,633 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
4. @198,966 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
x. @198,999 (P) (trips were ruled as not counting)
5. @199,044 (Triptych !LightPenis)
6. @199,055 (!VoCaLoNunI)
7. @199,955 (I)

@199,965 (I)
Nope. I counted and you are the winrar <3

Deliver?

@199,971 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
lol
if not for the lines and lines of copypasta, I'd totally do it. It would take hours, though. I have shit to do later.

(USER WILL BE SHITLISTED FOR NOT DELIVERING IN 24 HOURS.)

(Edited 3 minutes later by a moderator.)

@previous (I)
MODS! ARREST THIS MAN, FOR HE IS A TRAITOR!
Also, it wasn't copypasta, it was original content.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Also, trips count. Triples, by default, contain doubles. You should make that guy do it, because I have to go to work in like 15 minutes.

Anonymous I: The faggot that never delivered.

@199,990 (I)
I do agree with this.

@199,990 (I)

> Also, trips count

Nope. You have 24 hours!

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
It's not gonna happen, darling.

@previous (I)

In before the shitlist!

@200,004 (I)
to4str is going to burn down your house by hiring Mexicans.

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
lol.

okay, if it would make you pansies happy, I'll do some of it tomorrow. I'm skipping the fucking copypasta, though.

@previous (I)
It's not copypasta! The Pony wants you to read his original content. WHY WOULD YOU DENY HIM THAT‽

You monster.

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
OC is fine! But no copypasta. I draw the line there.

@200,017 (I)
DEAL WITH IT.

@200,023 (I)
And I'm skipping the boring ones, and I'm using vocaroo which probably has a 5 minute limit. Tomorrow. Or when I have time.

@200,023 (I)
In which case, have fun.
http://minichan.org/topic/11085#reply_198633

@200,017 (I)


It took me five whole minutes to write my story about the gay nigger and the KKK!

Also please read the first one about the ponies. Overlay the music so that the best bit is read at the best possible time.

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
NOPE

@200,026 (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
okay shit fuck I'll do the kkk one right now really fast but i'm gonna be late I hope you dick niggers are happy

@previous (I)
Good boy.

@previous (LatestDude !!nEftABMoF)
That was alright. I mean, it was funnier than I thought it would be. Thumbs up for decent OC.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v56AsebHQ2VI2nieM

@previous (I)
*Good girl.

Thank you very much. I was enthralled throughout it.

@200,040 (I)

Good, good.

Oh except you didn't read it dramatically. Shame on you!

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

This was a let down.

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
no u

...Then who was Anonymous I...? o.O

@previous (P)
troll

@200,080 (P)
Ks. The voice gives him away.

@previous (D)
lol

(bump)

Is Anon I shitlisted yet?