Topic: I sucked my own dick

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #110,810

So a couple of months ago I found out that I was able to suck my own dick. And when I say suck my own dick. l don't mean simply licking the tip of penis. I mean full on deepthroating my entire cock. When I first found out about this I was so excited and I immediately began sucking my knob.

Though I realised it wasn't really pleasurable at all. It felt more like I was sucking somebody else's dick than somebody sucking MY dick. Don't get me wrong there was SOME pleasure but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth. I wasn't able to focus on the sensation of being sucked off since all the focus was on having an entire fucking dick in my mouth.

It was a surreal experience to feel all my cock veins and stuff in my mouth but it wasn't what I was looking for you know? And no, it wasn't because my head game was trash. I actually became pretty good at dick sucking because of my special ability.

So yeah, sucking your own dick is no where near comparable to somebody else sucking you off. It just isn't as pleasurable as people make it out to be.

I think I'll just stick to jacking off instead.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,232,006

What do you jack off to?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,012

Thank you for sharing, Svet.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,014

You can officially stop worrying about a getting woman now.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,041

it's true

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,042

@OP
This is old news. One of our users posted a photo of himself engaging in auto-fellation over ten years ago.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,043

@previous (G)
Citation required. Thanks.

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,044

@previous (H)
No citation required for common knowledge. Thanks. Thanks.

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,045

@previous (G)
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Thanks, thanks.

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,046

@previous (H)
This is not an extraordinary claim. Thanks. Thanks, thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,047

@OPenis = Matt

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,049

@1,232,046 (G)
So, no evidence. Thanks, that will be all. Thanks, thanks. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,050

@previous (H)
Hi, Matt!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,052

@1,232,045 (H)
@1,232,046 (G)

STFU you fucking pedofags!!!

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,053

@1,232,047 (C)
@1,232,050 (C)
Proof?

Anonymous H replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,057

@previous (G)
No proof required for common knowledge. However, I am not Matt. Everybody else is. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,063

@previous (H)
Hi, Matt!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,100

I used to be able to suck my own dick as a teenager, but now several years and back injuries later it's a mere pipe dream.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,123

@previous (J)
Was it worth it?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,138

@1,232,100 (J)
punny

Anonymous J replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,190

@1,232,123 (K)
Of course, why wouldn't it have been? The back injuries were unrelated to the dick sucking, if that's what you mean.

Anonymous K replied with this 2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,229

@previous (J)
I meant like effort vs pleasure

Anonymous J replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,282

@previous (K)
Oh I see, yeah it was a nice thing to do once in a while just for something different. Generally though no, I just stuck to using my hand.

Anonymous K replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,306

@previous (J)
Would you cum in your mouth or somewhere else?

Anonymous J replied with this 2 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,379

@previous (K)
I was never able to get myself that far with my mouth.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,400

Now if only Father Merrin can learn this skill then maybe he can leave the pedophile order known as the Catholic faith.

Anonymous K replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,232,416

@1,232,379 (J)
Oh so you'd only suck the tip

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