Topic: Louisiana

Niggew Nigstreet Nigger started this discussion 2 years ago #110,671

Black people in Louisiana get really mad when their lights get shut off for not paying their bills.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,231,063

At least we can afford timepieces with 24 jewels. Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,068

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
Poorly-engineered (pronounced as one word) Asian baubles. The height of gauche! Thanks.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,069

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
When your cheap, low-class (pronounced as one word) Rolices have 24 jewels, we'll talk. Thanks.

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Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,072

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the thundering engine of your clapped-out (pronounced as one word) Bentley™. Thanks.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,074

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
Go drive your "luxury" car, the gauche Rolls-Royce (pronounced as one word). Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,075

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
I'm sitting in one of them right now, and the engine is whisper-quiet (pronounced as one word)! Thanks.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,076

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
Precisely. There is no thrill, no roar of the horses on those cheap jalopies. It is like driving a Toyota hatchback (pronounced as one word). Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,077

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
You'd know all about driving a Toyota™ hatchback, wouldn't you? Lmao! Thanks.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,079

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
Yes, for my butler drives one. Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,080

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
I hope you don't let him park that thing on your estate. Thanks.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,081

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
Of course not. My enormous staff of servants are required to be flown in by my private Sikorsky helicopter daily. Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,082

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
Whyfore can't you afford an Airbus™ H225™ Super Puma™ (pronounced as one word), praytell?

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,083

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
You mean that industrial, quotidian, white-collar (pronounced as one word) trash? The Sikorsky is the world's fastest helicopter (pronounced as one word). Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,084

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
Which Sikorsky, praytell? My secretary informs me that they currently have multiple models in production.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,086

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
The rare X2, of course. I could not imagine flying those other, slower models.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,090

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
Why can't you afford a professional pilot? Do you drive that clapped-out (pronounced as one word) Bentley™ yourself too, praytell?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,096

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
He drives a Prius. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,099

@1,231,090 (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
I have an entire fleet of aircraft and pilots on retainer. I am a hobbyist, which is why I personally fly the X2. Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,101

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
Then I suggest that you reconsider your choice of timepiece. The Seiko™-branded Asian junk that you wear on your wrist is in no way precise enough for aviation. Thanks.

Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,103

@previous (Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot)
Why do you assume that I only wear Seikae? When I fly, I wear a Patek Philippe Aviator. Thanks.

Mattpoot Rospoot Milpoot replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,231,105

@previous (Pootthew Pootsteet Pootler)
That's still no Rolex™. Thanks.