stickybuns !bENfolDsOU started this discussion 14 years ago#11,053
The class I'm meant to be in love with is shit. No one speaks to me and almost everyone is a pretentious twat. I don't fit in and I can't stand it. It's like they're a family and I'm the disowned family member everyone hates.
And my other classes are either difficult, boring, or both.
> >No one speaks to me and almost everyone is a pretentious twat. > I'm not sure why they wouldn't speak to you, you fit right in.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,856
Kill yourself.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,861
@197,850 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I don't use a fake English accent.
someone else in the class sometimes does, though. It's a Dick Van Dyke Mary Poppins type of English accent >_<
@197,851 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
I'm not the same sort of pretentious twat.
(Edited 59 seconds later.)
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,862
An expensive European car will solve this.
!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,864
Rape is the only acceptable answer. All else will result in my opinion of you dropping so far you will be lower than Carebear on the fucktard list.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,866
@197,862 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
It might solve part of it. Namely my need to ride with someone else for the class soon. If I can get a car before I have to go out, I can be alone and not with someone annoying.
I found an Infiniti, but that isn't European :c
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,869
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
What?
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,885
I'm assistant editor of the school newspaper bitch
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#197,886
> Guys, really, how can I make school more bearable?
Set up some cages in the woods and leave them overnight. Then, come back and pick them up. When nobody is looking, bring them into your school hallway, and release the grizzlys you captured. Job's a gudden.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#197,919
@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Grizzlies aren't native to my area.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#197,920
THEN BUY THE INFINITI AND LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND ON A QUEST TO FIND YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD.
DO YOU KNOW HOW ROMANTIC AND BADASS THAT IS?
WOMEN WILL WANT YOU. MEN WILL WANT TO BE YOU. ONE DAY YOU'LL ROLL BACK INTO TOWN IN A BEAT UP DUSTER OR SOMETHING, NOTABLY MORE WISE IN THE WAYS OF THE WORLD AND WITH MANY STORIES TO TELL. YOU WILL LOOK AT THE PEOPLE YOU WISHED YOU WERE LIKE AND LAUGH IN DERISION. THEY WILL BE LIKE CHILDREN TO YOU.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. BUY THE CAR, LEAVE TOWN, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. IT MAY TAKE YEARS, BUT YOU WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME AND CAN PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES AND GET $$$.
Chris Tomkinson !UoVHVa1d2. replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#197,937
OI 'ELLO MATE I JUST GOT ME NEW TOMS IN FROM ENGLAND, INNIT. I KNOW THEY'RE AMERICAN SHOES, BUT I IMPORT MINE FROM THE UK TO BE MORE AUTHENTIC.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GRAB A CUP O' TEA AND SOME FISH AND CHIPS? WE CAN RIDE THERE IN ME RANGE ROVER, I IMPORTED ONE FROM THE UK WITH THE STEERING WHEEL ON THE WRONG SIDE SO I CAN LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE TWAT AND WRECK IT WHILST TRYING TO OVERTAKE.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#197,938
@197,934 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
I LIKE THAT IDEA. INFINITI SEEMS LIKE A BAD CHOICE FOR EPIC CAR, THOUGH.
AND HOW WILL I FIND MY PLACE IN THE WORLD IN AN INFINITI IF IT CAN'T CROSS OCEANS?
ALSO
> SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. BUY THE CAR, LEAVE TOWN, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. IT MAY TAKE YEARS, BUT YOU WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME AND CAN PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES AND GET $$$. > $$$
£££ ftfy
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,941
so stickybuns is australian now?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,943
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,951
You say that people wont talk to you, but do you ever approach them?
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,955
you're complaining because people won't talk to you in one class? my_entire_life.jpg
get used to it faggot
Anonymous P double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,957
@197,906 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
you look like a twat
like a total fucking tool
you're the kind of person who, when you walked by, all of my friends would snicker about and think 'wow what a faux-hipster tool faggot i bet his favorite band is fall out boy'
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,959
@previous (P)
To be fair, I don't do the fauxster thing outside of MC.
Anonymous P replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,983
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Explain your shit outfit, then
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,985
@197,959 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Do you try and talk to people?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,987
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
um...no. I'm too nervous to. I get flustered and scared just from unexpected conversation from people I know...
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,990
@197,983 (P) @197,959 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You need to get some of these glasses, stickybuns.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,992
@previous (Q)
I'm wanting to, I'm just a bit worried they won't look good. I think I'd prefer contacts.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#197,994
YOU'RE IN FUCKING AMERICA, DEAL WITH IT. ALSO SERIOUSLY YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BITCH ABOUT THE 1967 CHEVY IMPALA? I'M ACTUALLY BRITISH AND I WANT A CHEVY IMPALA.
ALSO YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A BOATING LICENCE TO GO ON A SHIP, I'M NOT SUGGESTING YOU ACTUALLY BUY YOUR OWN BOAT AND PUT A CAR ON IT AND SAIL IT YOURSELF
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOATING LICENCE, THEY ACTUALLY EXIST IN AMERICA? WHAT THE FUCK?
Anonymous Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,008
I personally think the skinnier frames look better. (Kind of like the ones in this picture.)
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,009
@198,002 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
CAN WE TRADE? YOU GET THE 1967 SHITTY IMPALA AND I GET YOUR RANGE ROVER.
WELL RELYING ON SOMEONE ELSE'S SHIP RUINS THE DREAM A BIT.
IT'S A LICENCE TO DRIVE BOATS. EVERYTHING REQUIRES A LICENCE IN AMERICA. EXCEPT KILLING. NO LICENCE FOR THAT.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 14 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,010
@197,987 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Hey Chris Chan, you can't wait for the friends to come to you. You have to make the first move and just talk to people.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,011
@198,008 (Q)
Okay ^_^ I'll definitely look into those :3
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Well I'm alright without them...
Though, you have a point. I just get so genuinely frightened about having to socialise. I feel too afraid to speak to anyone in the class mentioned in the OP, and I feel like they're better than me anyway and won't have anything to do with me. Really, we have nothing in common :/
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,013
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You might have things in common, you don't know because you don't talk to anyone. If I were you,I would pick the person in the class who really needs a friend and compliment them about something they are wearing or ask them a question about your shared homework.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,015
Do they have more money than you?
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 5 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,017
Yeah sure you can have the shitty gay Range Rover, one of the worst cars ever and a Landrover ripoff, since you're determined to either be a middle class woman with more money than sense or a farmer.
Also no it doesn't. How are you supposed to learn your true calling if you spend all your time inside your own car.
Seriously, I think you should.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,021
@198,013 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
They're all popular people. :/ People that are more likely to make fun of me and ignore me than actually acknowledge I exist. It's literally like I'm invisible.
And there's no shared homework. We just write articles for the school paper.
@198,015 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I dunno, maybe some of them do.
@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Don't talk about the Range Rover like that. It's fantastical.
Fair enough.
I'm afraid to D:
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,023
> Don't talk about the Range Rover like that. It's fantastical.
No, it's really not. It's lame and only 40-something basket weaving mothers and farmers drive them.
> I'm afraid to D:
Yeah, that's the point. What the fuck do you even have to lose? Your life sounds shit.
(Edited 28 seconds later.)
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,024
@198,021 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You need to look long and hard at this group and pick out the weakest member. Alternately, you could ask someone their opinion on your current article. It's an easy way ti start a conversation.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,028
> Don't ever talk to people in class > Hide in corner in silence > Don't even know what their personalities are
> "WHY WON'T THEY ACKNOWLEDGE ME!? IT'S LIKE I'M INVISIBLE TO THEM BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY!"
Lad.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,046
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
If Kimmo only had a BMW, he would have had no trouble becoming an independently wealthy billionaire and keeping the best web site on the internet alive.
European luxury cars: They just make people love youâ„¢
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,052
Like stickybuns would ever stoop so low as to buy a German car. No, the only thing for him is BRITISH BEST, even though all British-made cars are shit and horrible.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,056
@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
He needs one of these. Badly.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,059
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,060
@198,024 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B) :/
Well, we had our articles reviewed by other people today and mine didn't actually get reviewed. They took it and then gave it back without reading it.
And none of them really fit the 'weakest member' thing :/
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,064
@198,059 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Nah, too tasteful. A Morris Marina Ital is more his style.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,069
You know what actually, yeah, Austin Allegro is probably his best bet.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#198,075
Stickybuns, if you buy an Austin Allegro, everyone who sees it will Krame involuntarily, and then love you for ever due to it's superior British Bestâ„¢ quality, luxury, and style.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#198,886
@198,064 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I don't want a fucking Morris Marina. They have an issue with pianos spontaneously falling on them.
Also, my parents keep talking about taking me to a doctor for anxiety meds or some shit. wat do.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,083
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Get a script for Xanax and become a druggie.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,087
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
That doesn't sound fun. Really, wat do
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,092
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Get a prescription for Xanax then hide it in ye olde cup'o'earl grey, mate. Get fucked right innit.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,093
@199,087 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Idk dude, either start taking drugs or don't. It's up to you.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,094
ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 14 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,095
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,096
@199,093 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Well would they help? Or would it just be a waste? :/
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,099
@199,094 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Then piss the fuck off, cunt. You're all sixes and sevens and I can't be arsed to deal with your monkeyshines, troll.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,102
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,106
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Sod off before I get well leery on ya and batter ya, you cheeky little swine.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,109
@previous (N)
Stop taking the piss outta me, mate.
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,112
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Shut up your stinking daft cunt. You buy autos for a penny plain thinking its twopence coloured, fuckin lameo shite.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,116
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,127
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Even though it's Certified Britishâ„¢?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,129
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Well if you put it that way....
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,136
@199,122 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I like it when it's VERY thinly spread.
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,140
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
That's what everyone says wot.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,146
@199,129 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Dude even buspuppie likes Marmite and she doesn't go around calling everyone "mate" and putting "u" into words in which it doesn't belong. How could you not like Marmite?
n00b
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,148
@199,140 (N)
I like it on wheat toast sometimes with a little marmalade.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#199,299
tl;dr
IVE GOT THIS FIRE BURNIN IN MY VEINS LIKE THEY'RE FILLED WITH NOTHIN BUT GASOLINE, AND WITH A SPARK ITS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEYVE EVER SEEN, CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN, EITHER WAY ITS ALL GONNA BURNNN, THEY ONLY WAY THAT THEYLL EVER LEARN
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,917
cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,933
@198,886 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU) > my parents keep talking about taking me to a doctor for anxiety meds or some shit. wat do.
i have been prescribed anxiety meds before. only thing is they didn't work
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,934
@previous (cat !COOOOOLbus)
What medicines were they?
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,935
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,947
@199,933 (cat !COOOOOLbus)
Did they do anything at all?
@199,944 (sluggy)
Nowhere to get it, nowhere to smoke it, no money to buy it, no guarantee it'll make me feel better.
sluggy replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,953
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
It will make you happier. You will make new friends. You will get pussy (indica can make sex feel great. Happens to some men and women. Find the right chick, and she'll think you're amazing). Smoke a spliff and be all european.
(Edited 34 seconds later.)
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,956
@199936 (N)
well i sometimes have mood swings, and i guess everybody thinks i get anxious when conversing
@199947 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
nothing at all happened
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,960
@199,953 (sluggy)
Not necessarily. It can actually increase anxiety and shit, depending on how the person reacts to it. I'm already an overemotional piece of shit, I doubt weed will make me feel any better.
sluggy replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,978
@199,982 (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
What exactly does it do? Does the whole anxiety thing just sort of not happen when you take it, or?
And, would I have to go to a psychiatrist for that or could my regular doctor prescribe it?
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#199,993
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I still say you should kill them all. There's no logical reason not to.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,008
It reduces anxiety, and makes you wanna be around people and talk and stuff... I got it from a normal doc, but had to explain to them what the hell the stuff was :/
Valium and Xanax etc are easier to get, make anxiety just VANISH but very addictive.
Therapy (when done right) is the best IMO
WHY DOES MY PHONE KEEP RAPING MY POSTS
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,049
@previous (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
Fucking hell, that'd be a new feeling. wanting to be around people...I'd probably be better off getting it from a psychiatrist, though, as they'd know better as to what would work and whether or not therapy would be better for me...Plus, they could help with anything else that comes up.
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,052
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Get a good psych though, k? The ones on the NHS are fuckin' awful (dunno what country you're in)
And yeah, it's a good feeling :)
(Edited 37 seconds later.)
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,057
@previous (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
I don't know if there are any good ones in my area, sadly. Ages ago, my sister went to one for anger issues which basically said 'church cures everything". I might be able to find a decent one, though :/
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,218
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
They said THAT?! Holy shit... hope everything works out for you, bud, I was in your situation once
erything works out for you, bud, I was in your situation once
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,230
@previous (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
Yeah, it's ridiculous. And my luck, my parents would send me to one of those types of 'psychologists'. They see no issue with that as professional medical advice -_-
I do know a psychologist, though... He was an upper-belt at a martial arts school I used to go to, and he's really nice. He can't prescribe medication as he's not a medical doctor, but he could do the talking to me part and then just call my GP and tell him to prescribe me things if necessary...
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,244
@200,218 (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
You should teach stickybuns how to be more Bri'ish, mate.
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,280
@200,230 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Ah kewl, talk to him - try get some proper therapy like CBT or some shit first and keep the meds as a last resort. Good luck, dude!
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,282
@previous (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA) > try get some proper therapy like CBT
cock and ball torture?
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,285
@200,244 (N)
innit bruv. But I'm only half British so no can do, blud
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,286
@200,282 (N)
Hey that might work, you never know :)
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,287
@200,285 (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
wot??? fuck off ya slag. only half? fcukin cunt
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,290
@200,280 (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
I'm afraid to tell my parents I want to see someone about this though. I mean, mum threatens it a lot but I know she's never going to actually go through with what she's saying :/
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,291
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU) > I'm afraid to tell my parents I want to see someone though
Code for being a homosexual.
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,292
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,294
@200,290 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
What can they do? I mean, aren't you like 17? I could be wrong What can they do? I mean, aren't you like 17? I could be wrong
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,296
@previous (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
Yeah, I'm 17, but I'd need their insurance and shit to deal with the stuff :/
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,298
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,300
@200,293 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
ye fukin rite innit mate i bet ye go to uni get well paralytic then get freaky wit some chaps wot innit ya bloody tosspot
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,302
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I don't have it on my current computer ;_;
@200,298 (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
I don't really know how to...They kinda know already when I break down in tears hyperventilating and get really really upset and anxious about seemingly trivial things, but I still don't know how to really just say I need help with it all. Plus there's some stuff I don't feel comfortable telling them at all...
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,305
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
But what?! D:
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,307
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I don't know D:
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,310
Goddammit I just typed out a really long post and my phone's being a dick ummm I mean slag. Stickybuns, you got Skype?
Goddammit I just typed out a really long post and my phone's being a dick ummm I mean slag. Stickybuns, you got Skype?
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,311
Tekamine, check out the latest victim: @previous (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#200,317
Why is it that you can be such a british ass kisser but not give a shit about the cars that a real life brit thinks are cool. Is this how the japanese feel when weaboos come to town?
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#201,796
@201,685 (A) > baww I'm so sad about my parents giving me a free car
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#201,838
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#201,850
@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)
On a related note I'm hoping to get out of the midwest upon graduation so I can ditch my car for public transport :')
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#201,852
@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA) > using a car > in the Midwest
Nope, this area just had a major overhaul for sidewalks and bike paths.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#201,879
I found a Lexus.
It's pretty.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#202,000
The Lexus is a bit expensive D: I'm hoping I can get it for cheap, though. It's only got a 3.0 litre engine, should I keep looking for the 3.5 litre version? The 3.5 has more horsepower :/
Also, the brake calipers look like they need painting. Do I need to take the wheels off before painting? Would Go-Faster Red be a nice colour for them?
Anonymous Q replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#202,069
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Is this your first car? If it is maybe you should get the less powerful one.
> Also, the brake calipers look like they need painting. Do I need to take the wheels off before painting? Would Go-Faster Red be a nice colour for them?
Oh god, here we go...
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#202,076
@previous (Q)
Yeah, it's my first. and that's a good point. The bigger engined model would be more expensive anyway and would sort of be a waste as I don't need the bigger engine (I don't plan on being a street racer)
and the brake caliper thing was a joke.
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 14 years ago, 16 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#202,557
You know what you need to buy
A mini
Anonymous Q replied with this 14 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#202,572
@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
Why would you bump this? WHYYYY :(
Born this way replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#202,714
@202,557 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
I know what he won't ever need to buy
Condoms
Ba-dum tiss
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#202,727
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#202,837
Guys
I can pick up dates and shit now since it's a convertible.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#202,840
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I hope that your confidence has gone up.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#202,841
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
It hasn't :/ Chances are, I'll be too self-conscious about my hair to put the top down and I will feel really out of place driving a car meant for fun-loving people.
Also, it only has 198 horsepower.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#202,866
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Everything contained in this post is wrong.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#202,869
Also, I feel like this wasn't a good choice of car :/ Convertible and manual, idk man..
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#202,874
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Just drive the fucking car around. Learn to shift like a boss and that tiny little car with a good transmission and decent power-to-weight ratio will be quite satisfactory.
Protip: almost every consumer good will displease anybody in various ways. Stop expecting perfection and emotional bliss out of consumer goods.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#202,875
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
But...wouldn't the 240hp engine have been better? :S
Protip, I always over-analyse things I get. I expect perfection and bliss.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 14 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#202,877
He would be forced to go from place to place on a unicycle in my house.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,326
I don't really understand the appeal of convertibel sports cars :/ They mess your hair up and ride bumpily.
Also, the manual aspect of the car scares me :c
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,327
> Stickybuns thread with over 200 replies
God FUCKING dammit minichan.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 13.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,332
@204,326 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
just spend the whole time in first gear and you'll be fine
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,333
@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
But then how do I go fast? And won't that burn the clutch out?
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 13.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,335
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
you're too afraid of going fast. Plus you're rich and spoiled so your parents will just buy you a new car.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,337
@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
But still :c
and I'm not rich and I'm only mildly spoiled.
Anonymous N replied with this 13.9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,373
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,416
@204,412 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
How do you know? Have you seen any British kids? No, you are in Tennessee, you don't understand what is cool in England, since you aren't British you never will.
Ill call you Faux-English from now on.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,417
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Yes, I have in fact. I know plenty about them to know that the vast majority are not chavving up their cars.
Also, I will be a subject of the British Empire once I emigrate there.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 13.9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,419
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Just move to Canada or New Zealand.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 13.9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,420
@204,417 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
The British do not have an empire, they have a tiny island in the Atlantic.
Good luck emigrating from a Non-EU country.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 11 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,421
@204,419 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I'm boycotting Canada and I don't like New Zealand. Maybe Australia, but there are too many abbos and bugs.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 13.9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,422
@204,420 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
It's still an empire.
And I'll find a way to. Simples.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 13.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,423
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Its not an empire, Its a tiny island in the atlantic. In-fact its one of the few backwards nations that still has a monarchy.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,424
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Figurehead monarchy, and also I happen to support monarchy.
Anonymous B replied with this 13.9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,425
[16:08] Nexus Is stickybuns a troll? Or just retarded?
[16:08] lex I really can't tell.
[16:08] lex I think he might just be retarded.
[16:08] Foxygen I just have that in the taskbar
[16:09] Foxygen retarded
[16:09] fake_anon yeah he's retarded
[16:09] fake_anon brb restarting
We voted, and it turns out you're not actually a troll.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,426
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 13.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,429
@204,425 (B)
I'm only one state over from Tennessee; I can take a day trip to go check.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#204,430
@204,425 (B)
I'm neither a troll nor retarded. Merely inept to an incredible degree with a whole host of issues concerning overthinking, nervousness, anxiety, and social lacking.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 13.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,543
I decided to stop complaining and drive the car.
I killed the engine 10 times on a hill, and 5 before I left the garage.
I repeatedly gave it too much gas during a gear change and it took off out of control noisily.
It was fun.
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 13.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,544
Oh god, fuck off, stickybuns.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,545
Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 13.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,562
Hello people, I am TheFlagofVictory (my friends call me Flag) I write these stories because they are my deepest dark fantasies. Before you read my story I should warn you that they may seem quite bizarre to the average person. I am attracted to the smell of farts, it turns me on. My friends don't understand my fascination with this matter either so I've decided to post some of my fantasies on the internet. I hope you will all enjoy my story.
TV, Beer and Farts
by TheFlagofVictory
I was lying on the couch watching TV with my roommate and a friend of his. We were watching a football game, just three guys drinking beer and eating chips. So far everything seemed normal. My roommate, let’s call him Chris, stood up from the TV and walked past me to get a new beer from the fridge. He turned towards me and asked “Hey Flag, do you want another beer bro?†I replied telling him no because I still had half a beer. Then he turned away from me pointing his ass at the direction of my head. While his ass was close to my face he blew out an incredibly loud and smelly fart, after that he turned back and smiled at me. His friend Mike was laughing his socks off. But I wasn’t bothered by the fart - being a particulary raunchy individual I like the smell of a man’s ass and I enjoy the smell of farts. So I just smiled back at Chris unaffected. He glanced at me for a while and I noticed a strange look in his eyes. Then he proceeded to go to the fridge to get his cold beer. When Chris came back from the fridge he walked past me again. This time he bent forward with his ass turned to my face and let loose an even louder fart. Both him and Mike were laughing at me again as I sat quietly inhaling the stench of my roommates bowels. I couldn’t help it but I was starting to get a stiffy.
We spend another ten minutes watching the game, and just as the air was starting to clear up around me Mike said he needed another beer. He was giggling and exchanging looks with Chris and I could hear Chris say “do it man.†Without further ado Mike got up. And of course to get to the fridge his ass would have to come past my face again… A shiver crept up my back as he walked past me. He had his ass turned towards my face. But he didn’t fart! He just walked past me to the fridge to get his beer. I started feeling very strange but not what I would call uncomfortable. When he returned he looked me straight in the eyes and it seemed as if he wanted to tell me something. Suddenly he jumped on me pressing his ass firmly against my face. I couldn’t move, he had me under his control. Then he let loose a wild series of farts. The first one was just a small one, it wasn’t very loud. But the second fart was very determined, it was long and hard and I could feel the warmth of his bowels on my face. Then there were more farts, each contributing to the bitter sweet scent that penetrated my nostrils. I opened my mouth to gasp for air but all it got was the taste of fart in my mouth. I felt so helpless but at the same time I couldn’t help but enjoy it.
After about eight or nine farts Mike’s ass was empty, his last two farts were short but still loud. He got off me and all I could smell and taste was farts. I felt dizzy inhaling so much and it was as if his farts were sticking to my face. After that I thought it was over, my cock was throbbing hard in my pants and I wanted to go jerk off, but the party had only just begun. “Hold him down for me Mike†said Chris. And as Mike held me back Chris sat with his ass on my face and began farting again. It was too much for me too handle, at a certain point I wanted to throw up but my cock just kept raging in my pants so I passively accepted the abuse. I couldn’t move and my shouts, if I would have shouted, would be muffled under Chris large butt. Both young men cheered as they exposed my nose to the most disgusting smells they could produce. Then Mike noticed the growing bulge in my pants. “Well well Flag, what do we have here buddy?†he said as he placed his hand on my stiff crotch. I didn’t know how to respond, I was fully aware that they had caught me red-handed and there was no point in denying it. “Sorry guys, it’s just that… this turns me on!†I mumbled from underneath Chris ass. “That’s ok Flag,†said Mike “we’re into this too, why do you think we started this?†Then he unzipped my pants, took out my moderately sized penis and started sucking on it. “Hey Flag,†said Chris “it seems you’ll be getting your Victory tonight buddy!†and he continued his endless farts in my face again. After that we spend the whole night sucking, fucking and farting. The next morning when I woke up there were cumstains and shitstains all over the sheets and the whole room still smelled of farts. I kept all the windows closed for several days to preserve the smell and keep the sweet memories.
THE END :D
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,564
@204,561 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
No you in Dutch? You're the one who told me to add the extra e.
Anonymous N replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,565
Let me be clear about this:
YOU. ARE. A. TROLL.
Nobody could possibly be this completely inept about so many things in life.
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 13.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,569
@204,564 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
no i told you to use jij
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,577
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,578
@204,565 (N)
I'm really not a troll, honest. If I was a troll, this would be the worst schtick ever >_< I really am just an incredibly inept teenager with no social skills and a habit of overthinking :/
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 13.9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,579
@204,577 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
everyday i shuffling
Anonymous B replied with this 13.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,580
@204,578 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU) > I really am just an incredibly inept teenager with no social skills and a habit of overthinking :/
That, or a troll.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,581
@204,579 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Thanks for your help. You never know when you'll need to tell a Dutch person no u.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13.9 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,582
Since you're here, why is AC's Minecraft server down?
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,586
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I have no idea, I haven't been playing much lately
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,589
@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
The website's down, so I guess he pulled the plug on it. Shame, it was a good server.
bumpmod joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 months later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,058
This topic was good too.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,062
@204,327 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Let's try for 300.
Shtickmaster !kwqMjU7UDw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,079
If you want to get through university, ignore everyone and everything, and just study.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,081
@previous (Shtickmaster !kwqMjU7UDw)
right, because college is not the right time to have fun.
Shtickmaster !kwqMjU7UDw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,082
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Of course it is, but if someone has social anxiety problems, it is better to study, than to drop out because "people did not like me."
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,085
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,404
@previous (Green)
Silly Green, I never thought I was! I merely held an appreciation for your country. I still hold it, though I do hide my Anglophilia at times (such as when teachers get angry and my use of British English).
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,406
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Crisps and biscuits!
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,408
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Chips and Terry's Chocolate Oranges!
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,410
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,515
@336,408 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
My god... You have such a profound understanding of our cuisine. You're practically one of us.
@336,404 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU) > (such as when teachers get angry and my use of British English).
:')
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,517
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ask me about Yorkshire pudding...I dare you.
And they always say silly things like "Why did you spell "realise" wrong?"
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,519
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Tell me about Yorkshire pudding.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,520
@previous (Z-7)
The Royal Society of Chemistry states they HAVE to be 4 inches or taller to be Yorkshire puddings. They're made of batter and are a staple of sunday lunch.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,527
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I have long been a fan of Yorkshire puddings. Even attempted to make them with roast beef. Did not know about 4 inches as minimum.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,528
@previous (Z-7)
It's a bit similar to Protected Designations of Origin, which specify that something can't be named something region-specific unless it comes from that region. eg black forest ham, Parma ham, champagne (region of France). They haven't done that for Yorkshire puddings (though the place-name designation could possibly justify it), but they've specified minimum size to be designated as yorkshire pudding.
Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,529
The Royal Society of Chemistry are full of shit, then. Most of them are not even 3cm tall, forget 4 inches. I have never ever in my entire life seen a Yorkshire pudding that was 10cm tall.
Edit: Do you mean wide?
(Edited 32 seconds later.)
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,530
Well that's just weird. Maybe it's a provincial thing but I live nearby and even when I have big ones they aren't huge like that. I think the biggest one I've ever had was like 5cm tall, but it was more noticeable for being wider and thicker.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,596
@336,520 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Wait, why are chemists dictating what constitutes a yorkshire pudding?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,597
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Meth is a chemical.
Chemists work with chemicals
therefore, Chemists work with meth.
People who make meth are called cooks.
Chemists make meth.
Therefore, chemists are cooks.
Yorkshire puddings are made by people who cook.
People who bake are called cooks.
Therefore, Chemists make yorkshire puddings.
BOOM! Reason'd.
Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j. replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,600
Yorkshire puddings can be whatever the fuck size we decide, as long as the taste, texture and general shape remain. Pretty sure people in the old days didn't use a ruler to make sure it was precisely over 4 inches. Have you ever eaten a yorkshire pudding?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,603
@previous (Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j.)
Mate, I'm quoting the fucking Royal Society of Chemistry. This isn't some fucking rule I've come up with. "Oh, despite the fact I live across the pond, I am placing myself in charge of the Yorkshire Pudding size committee. 4 inches is the minimum and anyone who says differently is a cock. why 4 inches? because I love being arbitrary!"
It has nothing to do with me, Greek. If you have such a problem with it. Get an Oxbridge education in chemistry, join the society, and change something. Fuck's sake.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,605
@336,597 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Does this look like a person who makes yorkshire puddings to you?
(There was meant to be a picture of Ks in this post but I couldn't find one. Just imagine his picture here)
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,607
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,623
@336,603 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
1:Stickybuns wot are your rules when you measure cock size?
2:Is 4 the norm for you?
3:Do you get upset if the cock is larger then 4.0?
4:Do you like your cocks greased up or dry?
Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j. replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,625
Fuck you, british wannabe cunt. What we learn comes from history and experience. Guess where I am? Britain. Where are you? America. I know more about British cuisine than you, or your 'chemists' (which you used the internet to find). Go on, use the internet to pretend your British, but unless you experience it, it means nothing. Aunt Bessie can back me up. You thick wanker!
Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,626
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,627
@336,623 (Z-7)
larger than 4.0? I was not aware of that measurement system.
@336,625 (Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j.)
No, fuck you, mate. You're a perpetually-pissed nonce and a fucking alcoholic twat. Where do you live, fucking Birmingham? Why can't you be a nice fucking Geordie. They're polite ffs. You're just jealous that you're not a member of the Royal society and have no post-nominals. So, in conclusion, piss off you tosspot.
Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j. replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,628
Make a vocaroo of yourself, speaking in an english accent, please.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,629
@336,627 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Not not defending drunk as skunk Green. Who would want to be a member of the inbreed Royal family? Most are ugly as sin, and infamously impotent. They are well known for chopping off heads as well.
4.0 Inches or if you prefer 10.16 CM
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,631
@previous (Z-7)
I said Royal society not Royal Family. They're great as well, though. I'd be chuffed to bits to meet them.
I prefer barleycorns to measure.
@336,628 (Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j.)
No, ya piss-cunt.
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,632
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
bowlingtons
Wots a bowlingtons?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^][v]#336,633
> I'm assistant editor of the school newspaper bitch
nice
Syntax joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8.1 years after the original post[^][v]#1,015,324
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #336,527
previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I have long been a fan of Yorkshire puddings. Even attempted to make them with roast beef. Did not know about 4 inches as minimum.
Yep from that info I now use the 4 inch rule
Max Miller joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8.1 years after the original post[^][v]#1,015,351
I bet stickybuns is doing okay in life
terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 5.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8.1 years after the original post[^][v]#1,015,358
@previous (Max Miller)
it's like he got his midlife crisis out of the way in high school