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Topic: Fake Anon

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #110,509

Meta keeps banning me for a week for literally no reason. Please stop this.

Phatthew Phosteet Philler joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,229,862

@OPenis
How is this Fake Anon's problem, praytell? Please settle your grievance with Meta like an adult, man to man. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,868

@previous (Phatthew Phosteet Philler)
I tried, but Meta is no adult.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,882

I'm not his mother. What did you do?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,892

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He keeps saying “shtick”. The problem with such a general, cliched term is that it can mean anything he wants it to mean. Come on, man.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,899

@previous (A)
What were the last 5 topics you made
before being banned?

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,900

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I do not even remember, nor do you or anyone, thus proving they are no big deal.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,915

@previous (A)
I've deleted 2 just skimming the front page for schtick.

For the record, in case you are curious what schtick is:

Title: Tranny Porn
Body: That annoying image of that guy with the flag background

Title: Lawdy! I’s dun seent a gh…gh…gh…ghost!
Body: Feets, don’ fails me now!

You have been warned not to make zero effort schtickposts so many times! Meta is engaging in the sisyphean task of trying to make you not schtick yourself into oblivion but you can't really fault him for trying.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,917

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Could you please just fucking DEFINE "shtick"? No one has yet to do so.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,918

@1,229,915 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

The straight man is a stock character in a comedy performance, especially a double act, sketch comedy, or farce.[1] When a comedy partner behaves eccentrically, the straight man is expected to maintain composure. The direct contribution to the comedy a straight man provides usually comes in the form of a deadpan. A straight man with no direct comedic role has historically been known as a stooge. Typically, he is expected to feed the funny man lines that he can respond to for laughs (and is hence sometimes known as a feed), while seeking no acclamation for himself. If a straight man unintentionally breaks composure and laughs, it is known in British English as corpsing.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,919

@1,229,917 (A)
Low effort, repetitive posts that contain no meaningful content for people to reply to. So for example, in 2 weeks when you post "lawd have mercy, feets don't fail me now!" again, that will be a schtickpost and I will not care if meta bans you for it.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,920

@1,229,917 (A)

A double act (also known as a comedy duo) is a form of comedy originating in the British music hall tradition,[1] and American vaudeville, in which two comedians perform together as a single act. Pairings are typically long-term, in some cases for the artists' entire careers.[2] Double acts perform on the stage, television and film.

Humor is often derived from the uneven relationship between two partners, usually of the same gender, age, ethnic origin, and profession but drastically different in terms of personality or behavior; each one serves as a foil to the other. One member of the duo—the "straight man", "feed", "dead wood", or stooge—is often portrayed as reasonable and serious, while the other one—the funny man, "banana man", or comic—is portrayed as funny, less educated or less intelligent, silly, or unorthodox.[citation needed] When the audience identifies primarily with one character, the other is often referred to as a comic foil. The term "feed" comes from the way a straight man sets up jokes and then "feeds" them to his partner.[citation needed]

(½,0)⨁(0,½) joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,936

@1,229,918 (D)
@previous (D)
👁️
       👃   👁️
   👄        👂 -i'm not going to lie, i read both those twice and i'm still not
   🫱    🫴       sure how anyone here is a straight man.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,942

@1,229,919 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Are you implying that everyone else here posts high effort, meaningful posts?

Phatthew Phosteet Philler replied with this 2 years ago, 55 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,948

@1,229,868 (A)
Then be the bigger man. Thanks.
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