Topic: what sort of clothing and physical appearence are clues that the guy is a fuckin douche

boof started this discussion 2 years ago #110,493

you see the guy coming and you think, oh fuck, douche coming this way

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,229,764

Ed Hardy type clothing

A line shaved in the eyebrow

Sagging pants

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,770

it doesn't matter what else someone is wearing if they have a flattened chain link necklace they are a douche

Anonymous C double-posted this 2 years ago, 21 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,771

jeans and dress shirts is a red flag too

Anonymous C triple-posted this 2 years ago, 28 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,772

also if you can smell a guy before u see him

Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 2 years ago, 6 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,773

and after

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,777

Leather jacket and a mohawk

boof (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,784

there are a lot of different douche beards, I've found. the one that's been around a while is the rounded goatee that just looks like sloppy cunt pubes. then there's the weird pencil thin beard lines that no working man could ever maintain. and finally the large weird beards that are sculpted as if they are trying to trick you into thinking they have a large chin under there, but it just looks weird. you call those guys beardos.

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