Topic: Watch me do a live magic trick

Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 2 years ago #110,415

I'm gonna turn this paper money into about 1 gram of white powder by simply pressing 11 numbers on my cell phone.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,229,247

Living like degenerate filth. Not a surprise.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,248

did you press the numbers yet?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,249

@previous (C)
Yes, magic sometimes take a while.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,251

60 quid for 1 gram? You're getting ripped off lmao.

Also did you ever get a raise or are you still living on that poverty-tier wage in the heart of London?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,254

@previous (D)
Yes I got that raise and I get a quarterly bonus

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,261

Could easily turn that 60 bob into 62.5 next year by buying CDs. Make your money make money.

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,271

Allakazam!!

Phatthew Phosteet Philler joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,272

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Why do you hate your septum so much?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,274

@1,229,261 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
4% interest, 5% inflation. What a deal!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,275

@previous (G)
Better than having it sitting in your pocket or going up your nose lol.

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,278

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When I started a cocaine habit my manager complimented my performance and gave me a promotion. My income went up nearly half.

Invest in yourself first, the bankers selling you those CDs buy a lot of coke for a reason.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,299

@previous (G)
No they don't.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,331

> cash

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,339

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
And how do you buy illegal drugs?

(½,0)⨁(0,½) joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,340

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
here's Dutch. they all have tulips. what do you think?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,352

@1,229,278 (G)
Just be born to billionaire parents and never worry about anything ever again. It's so simple and yet most people never do it.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,353

@1,229,339 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Tikkie

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,461

@1,229,340 ((½,0)⨁(0,½))
> here's Dutch. they all have tulips. what do you think?
where's Dutch?

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,558

@1,229,352 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How did their parents get rich?

If it's also inheritance, how did they get rich?

At some point, someone made the money, and they did a lot of coke.

Someone out there sowed the seeds of generational wealth.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,570

@previous (G)
Godspeed being a coke fiend. Remember Minichan dot org when you are incredibly wealthy. 🤑

Anonymous G replied with this 2 years ago, 15 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,229,614

Snort 16 ounces, what do ya get? Another day grinding, and incredibly rich.