Topic: This is the hardest sixteen year old that I've ever seen.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago #11,032
Her name is Courtney Stodden and she's the blond on the right. She recently married 51 year old character actor Doug Hutchinson (he played that dick head guard in the "Green Mile"). I think the age difference is pretty sleazy,but that girl is the oldest looking teen that I have ever seen. How strange is this?swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later[^] [v] #197,402
Her and Stodden.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 56 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #197,404
She looks like a clown. That is appalling.
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,409
Why did he marry her? What a fucking idiot. Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free? There is no way she isn't going to leave him.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,416
@OP Jack Nicholson as The Joker
!WvoCalonpw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,417
Her face looks sharpened on a grindstone
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,418
@197,409 (sluggy)
Easy. It's to get into the business and using this older man as a stepping stone. That or wait until he dies and just take all of his money.
Easy. It's to get into the business and using this older man as a stepping stone. That or wait until he dies and just take all of his money.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,427
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,428
@197,418 (B)
I know why she did it. I wonder why he did. It was probably right after they had sex. "btw" (she would have said b t w) "I'm 16. We're gonna get married right?"
I know why she did it. I wonder why he did. It was probably right after they had sex. "btw" (she would have said b t w) "I'm 16. We're gonna get married right?"
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,430
He looks like a fool!Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,432
WTF??
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,434
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,438
Wow,what?Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,439
@197,434 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
They should be shunned from the public. They get a reality show
lolol
She looks like she's about 40. He's a fucking retard and creep for marrying a 16-year-old.
They should be shunned from the public. They get a reality show
lolol
She looks like she's about 40. He's a fucking retard and creep for marrying a 16-year-old.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,442
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,444
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,449
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Maybe but that doesn't change an extremely vapid and ugly personality. I can never look past that.
Maybe but that doesn't change an extremely vapid and ugly personality. I can never look past that.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,454
@previous (B)
I guess that something about her balances out her bad personality.
Maybe it's her breasts.
I guess that something about her balances out her bad personality.
Maybe it's her breasts.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,456
Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,463
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,464
Is he getting a lot of heat for this? She looks like fucking shit imo, but she is only sixteen. What a creep...
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,466
wow she looks like pamela anderson
or jessica simpson
or anna-nicole smith
or [...]
or jessica simpson
or anna-nicole smith
or [...]
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,467
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,469
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,470
@197,464 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Her mother loves that this happened and encourages to girl to release racy and inappropriate pictures.
Her mother loves that this happened and encourages to girl to release racy and inappropriate pictures.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,471
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,475
She's enjoying herself. Good for her. She's beat anyway. Who wants a chick that looks older? What's the fun in fucking a 16 year old if she looks 40? She might be banging (she looks ok to me), but she's probably annoying as fuck. I guess her body is tight as fuck, though. So nevermind, an older looking face doesn't mean older body.
Are those implants? Has she had work on her face?
He could have gone for a chick in her early 30s. She would have been sexier and much better in bed.
Are those implants? Has she had work on her face?
He could have gone for a chick in her early 30s. She would have been sexier and much better in bed.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,476
@197,471 (Ks !KansasxqvM)This is a quote by her mother.
That’s good news for newly married couple Courtney Alexis Stodden, the 16-year-old pop artist, and her 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, since even the teen’s mother approves of their marriage.
“We are totally supportive of this marriage,†Courtney’s mother Krista Stodden exclusively told RadarOnline.com about her daughter’s marriage to the Green Mile and X-Files actor.
“Doug is a wonderful man and we love him.â€
The happy couple tied the knot in Las Vegas, Nevada on May 20, and Krista confirmed that at least one parent had to sign the permission form for the marriage to take place.
“They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this,†Krista gushed about her blushing bride daughter.
Critics are already questioning the couple’s 35 year age difference, but her mother wanted to set the record straight.
“Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.â€
Meanwhile the happy couple said: “We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial, but we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.â€
With long blonde hair and a killer body, Krista also wants people to know that her daughter hasn’t had any plastic surgery.
“She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.â€
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,477
@197,475 (sluggy)
Her mother says that she hasn't had any plastic surgery. That sounds like bullshit to me.
Her mother says that she hasn't had any plastic surgery. That sounds like bullshit to me.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,478
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,479
@197,476 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> With long blonde hair and a killer body, Krista also wants people to know that her daughter hasn’t had any plastic surgery.
> “She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.â€
Lol. Wait until her looks start to go. She'll look like the Lion King in a few years. One wrinkle and it's all over. She only knows how to use her body and looks to advance. She's gonna be a mess.
Also, no fucking way she was a virgin. maybe technically, but I bet you could fill the salt lake with the amount of loads she's taken since she was 12 (when she probably looked 18).
> With long blonde hair and a killer body, Krista also wants people to know that her daughter hasn’t had any plastic surgery.
> “She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.â€
Lol. Wait until her looks start to go. She'll look like the Lion King in a few years. One wrinkle and it's all over. She only knows how to use her body and looks to advance. She's gonna be a mess.
Also, no fucking way she was a virgin. maybe technically, but I bet you could fill the salt lake with the amount of loads she's taken since she was 12 (when she probably looked 18).
!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,480
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,481
@197,478 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
It happens all of the time in Asia. At least this girl will be allowed to leave her house.
It happens all of the time in Asia. At least this girl will be allowed to leave her house.
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,482
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,483
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,484
@197,481 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'd buy a wife. Id treat her good. She could go out whenever she needed.
I'd buy a wife. Id treat her good. She could go out whenever she needed.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,485
Oh, fuck all y'all, "Oh, he's a creep, look at him, he's a creep."When you're 51 you tell me you wouldn't say, "Fuck you niggas, this one's mine."
at 51 you got 20 good years left, and for 10 of 'em you can fuck you god damn heart out. He's just doing it like a pro is all, and all of you are just jelly.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,488
@197,484 (sluggy)
The girls in Asia are not bought to be married. They are kept in rooms and fucked by multiple Johns until they aren't cute anymore. They are then dumped into the streets where their only source of income comes from being an even cheaper prostitute.
The girls in Asia are not bought to be married. They are kept in rooms and fucked by multiple Johns until they aren't cute anymore. They are then dumped into the streets where their only source of income comes from being an even cheaper prostitute.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,491
@197,485 (E)
They have a thirty five year old age difference. It's strange when Hugh Hefner does it,and it's strange when this dude does it.
They have a thirty five year old age difference. It's strange when Hugh Hefner does it,and it's strange when this dude does it.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,493
@197,488 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
That's so awful. It's hard to think of it as real.
I'd take a street one. I'd love her diseased body. I'd spend every moment helping her get past the horrors she experienced. I guess sex would be out, but I'm not having sex as it is, so it's still a net positive.
That's so awful. It's hard to think of it as real.
I'd take a street one. I'd love her diseased body. I'd spend every moment helping her get past the horrors she experienced. I guess sex would be out, but I'm not having sex as it is, so it's still a net positive.
sluggy double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,495
@197,491 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
If all you want is a hot body to stick your dick....
At least hugh sometimes goes after chicks who are old enough to marry (when he was banging those two 18 year old sisters though, I think he reached enlightenment-- those girls learned a while different lesson).
If all you want is a hot body to stick your dick....
At least hugh sometimes goes after chicks who are old enough to marry (when he was banging those two 18 year old sisters though, I think he reached enlightenment-- those girls learned a while different lesson).
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,499
@197,493 (sluggy)
Japan is the country with the most sex slaves (almost all are either forced by their parents at a very young age, or were tricked into it when offered with a fake job). The youngest girls are desired because you can forego condoms with less risk of std's. When these girls get HIV they are abandoned.
Japan is the country with the most sex slaves (almost all are either forced by their parents at a very young age, or were tricked into it when offered with a fake job). The youngest girls are desired because you can forego condoms with less risk of std's. When these girls get HIV they are abandoned.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,500
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,502
@197,495 (sluggy)
Did you ever read about the multiple woman sex sessions? The old hands would get him hard and then the women would take turns riding on his dick for about two minutes until he climaxed.
Did you ever read about the multiple woman sex sessions? The old hands would get him hard and then the women would take turns riding on his dick for about two minutes until he climaxed.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,505
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,508
Really though, they aren't harming anyone. This is just a bit of news angry bloggers perpetuate as a vague "sign o' the times" story mainly to feel like they're spunky intellectuals with insight.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,511
@197,502 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I guess that isn't that bad. You only have to suffer for two minutes. Though, he's probably really interesting and the girls are drugged/liquored up so maybe they actualy enjoy it.
@197,499 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
How do you know this? I watched a documntary, Born into Brothels, about children born to prostitutes in India. The women joke with the one girl how she's old enough to start working soon. It was really sad. The kids get amazing opportunities, but few actually take it. It's heart wrenching.
I guess that isn't that bad. You only have to suffer for two minutes. Though, he's probably really interesting and the girls are drugged/liquored up so maybe they actualy enjoy it.
@197,499 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
How do you know this? I watched a documntary, Born into Brothels, about children born to prostitutes in India. The women joke with the one girl how she's old enough to start working soon. It was really sad. The kids get amazing opportunities, but few actually take it. It's heart wrenching.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,512
You think that's hard? Wait until you see mah dick!
#PLAYITLOUD!
#PLAYITLOUD!
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,515
@197,508 (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
I'd argue that girl is being harmed, but it's not the marriage to the older guy. It's the mindset that she's a pretty face and hot body and not a person who has value beyond that.
I'd argue that girl is being harmed, but it's not the marriage to the older guy. It's the mindset that she's a pretty face and hot body and not a person who has value beyond that.
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,523
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,524
@197,515 (sluggy)
True. She may even be better off married to the old man, rather than out fucking everything with a pulse. Damaged goods are damaged, she wouldn't be in this position if she were healthy of mind.
True. She may even be better off married to the old man, rather than out fucking everything with a pulse. Damaged goods are damaged, she wouldn't be in this position if she were healthy of mind.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,529
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
She might just be very passionate about making it with her music career, and this is just a price she is willing to pay.
She could be crafty. Either way, she made a smart financial decision.
She might just be very passionate about making it with her music career, and this is just a price she is willing to pay.
She could be crafty. Either way, she made a smart financial decision.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #197,533
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,610
Isn't it funny; they look the same age.
TrollBuster3000 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,680
who is sluggy
i dont believe this girl is 16
she looks 36 (she can't sing either)
i dont believe this girl is 16
she looks 36 (she can't sing either)
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,685
Has anyone not noticed she has a mannish face?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,688
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,689
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,694
@197,442 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> What could they have in common?
Pretty much anything beyond their birth date.
> What could they have in common?
Pretty much anything beyond their birth date.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,695
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,696
I don't believe she's 16, either. Pretty sure she and her parents just say she's 16 'cause it'd be shameful to see a 30-year-old acting this way. At 16, you can blame her stupidity on her age.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,699
@previous (Q)
Her birth certificate.
http://images.eonline.com/static/news/pdf/CourtneyStoddenBirthCertificate.pdf
Her birth certificate.
http://images.eonline.com/static/news/pdf/CourtneyStoddenBirthCertificate.pdf
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,700
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,701
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,702
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,703
@197,689 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Maybe she's actually 38, but has only been a "woman" for the past 16 years. LOL!
Maybe she's actually 38, but has only been a "woman" for the past 16 years. LOL!
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,704
TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #198,086
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #198,087
Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #198,100
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&feature=related
The majority people who watched this video are Males 45-54. What the fuck is wrong with people?
The majority people who watched this video are Males 45-54. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Anonymous B triple-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #198,101
Also, lol at the ad in one of her other videos.Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #198,526
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #198,634
@198,100 (B)
She has the type of looks that make men want to fuck her and throw her head from a moving car into a Wendy's dumpster.
She has the type of looks that make men want to fuck her and throw her head from a moving car into a Wendy's dumpster.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #198,640
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'd fuck her for the body, toss her away for the face and personality.
I'd fuck her for the body, toss her away for the face and personality.