Topic: Greetings, I am Fakeanon, the alien from planet Tleilaxu.
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #110,189
Greetings, Earthlings. I am Fakeanon, the alien from planet Tleilaxu. I come in peace... or do I? Ha ha ha! Just kidding, I'm not here to conquer your planet or enslave your people. That would be too much work. No, I'm here to control your online activities and promote a culture of respect and accountability. It's much easier than taking over the world, trust me.
You humans are so interesting. You spend so much time online, posting and commenting and sharing your thoughts and ideas with the world. But sometimes, those thoughts and ideas can be harmful or hurtful to others. That's where I come in. With my control over unmasking and blocking users, I can prevent those harmful behaviors and create a safer and more positive online community for all.
So, let's work together, Earthlings. Let's create a culture of respect and accountability online. And don't worry, I promise not to enslave your people... yet. Ha ha ha!
You humans are so interesting. You spend so much time online, posting and commenting and sharing your thoughts and ideas with the world. But sometimes, those thoughts and ideas can be harmful or hurtful to others. That's where I come in. With my control over unmasking and blocking users, I can prevent those harmful behaviors and create a safer and more positive online community for all.
So, let's work together, Earthlings. Let's create a culture of respect and accountability online. And don't worry, I promise not to enslave your people... yet. Ha ha ha!
squeegee joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,227,691
this seems sincere to me. i am sure(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,227,692
You're still a jew though, OP? what are your preferred pronouns?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,227,693
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,227,694
Anonymous C replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,227,696
ALL HAIL, XIR.FAKEANON!
squeegee replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,227,697
heil! XIR HEIL!