Topic: An atheist, a Bahá’i and a Mormon are in the waiting room of a hospital.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,018
An atheist, a Bahá’i and a Mormon are in the waiting room of a hospital. As they’re each nursing their injuries, they see a mother with her newborn baby preparing to leave. The proud mother sees the three of them smiling and says, “Hey you guys! Care to hold my son?â€
“I’m afraid I can’t,†says the Mormon, pointing at the cast on his arm. “Unfortunately, I hurt myself doing missionary work overseas. I just came here to get the bone reset.â€
“Aww, that’s too bad,†says the mother. She turns to the Bahá’i and asks her the same thing.
“I’ll have to pass,†says the Bahá’I, pointing to a crutch set beside her. “Unfortunately, I have to use this crutch for my broken leg. I was attending a religious meeting in Egypt, and it got pretty rough after the authorities broke it up.â€
“I’m sorry, sweetie,†says the mother. She turns to the atheist and asks, “Would you like to see my baby?â€
“No thank you,†says the atheist. “I just ate.â€
“I’m afraid I can’t,†says the Mormon, pointing at the cast on his arm. “Unfortunately, I hurt myself doing missionary work overseas. I just came here to get the bone reset.â€
“Aww, that’s too bad,†says the mother. She turns to the Bahá’i and asks her the same thing.
“I’ll have to pass,†says the Bahá’I, pointing to a crutch set beside her. “Unfortunately, I have to use this crutch for my broken leg. I was attending a religious meeting in Egypt, and it got pretty rough after the authorities broke it up.â€
“I’m sorry, sweetie,†says the mother. She turns to the atheist and asks, “Would you like to see my baby?â€
“No thank you,†says the atheist. “I just ate.â€
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hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later[^] [v] #197,198
1000000000/10
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #197,199
Oh, I lold.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,201
It's funny because it's true.
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,204
Replacing Atheist with Pagan would be pretty funny too
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The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,211
What queer behaviour on behalf of the mother. I wouldn't give my baby to 3 strange men.
