desoxyn !B7kF8a8wdo joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,227,057
I am a shitposter, swinging from tree to tree
Picking lice from my friend, oh how lovely it be!
Tweaking, poking and prodding, I won't let a louse slip
As long as my buddy's fur is free, I'm getting a good grip!
We sit and groom together, making sure we're flea-free
Tickling and scratching, our oh-so-sweet harmony
We take breaks from our task, to surf the web with glee
And obsess over the someone we both want to see.
We type and type, sharing our endless thoughts
Of how amazing this person is, they simply can't be bought!
We swoon and sigh, our hearts forever caught
On this mystery crush, whom we'll never name or plot.
But no matter what, we'll keep it up, day by day
Picking lice, writing posts, it's how we play
Until the day comes when this someone hears us say
"We are your biggest fans, and we're here to stay!"
desoxyn !B7kF8a8wdo replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,227,060
@previous (E)
Someone come get your mans,
He's acting like he's got some crazy plans,
Screaming at the top of his lungs,
He's out of control and it's not fun.
He's making a scene, causing a fuss,
All eyes are on him, and it's a must,
That someone comes and takes him away,
Before he ruins everyone's day.
So if he's yours, please come and get him now,
Before things get even more out of bounds,
We need some peace and quiet here,
So come and get your mans, dear.