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Topic: what are the essentials you would put in your new home?

sim !!668fTyn84 started this discussion 15 years ago #11,005

I'm going to have a new home soon, totally bare. As in concrete floors and everything. Help me decorate and fill this place up with cool shit.

Things I have decided I will get:

- Ceiling beam (if its not it) for a swing or hammock.
- One living room wall is gonna be purple-ish.
- The carpet will be think and most likely darkish blue.

I will have 2-3 bedrooms to decorate too. Once I get floor plans I shall need someone with 3d skills to make me a mock up of the home as to play about with furniture.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #196,946

You'll need to get a female to clean it periodically.

and for sex.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,947

* Something for the floor, a carpet or wood thing.
* White goods (Fridge, freezer, washing machine, oven etc)
* Things to hang on the wall
* Sofa and maybe chairs depending on size
* decent size TV hung off the wall
* Coffee table

Are people going to be inside the bedrooms or are they just spare rooms for you to do whatever with? Also I think IKEA has a 3D thing that you can do something like that with.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,948

1. fiber-optic 100mb/s internet
2. SAIGA with loads of ammunition
3. sauna
4. hot tub

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,952

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> 4. hot tub
So much this. :')

Also a good stereo system.

LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,954

I demand that you decorate your master bedroom like the Normandy's Captain's Quarters: http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Normandy_SR-2#Deck_1:_Captain.27s_Cabin

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,960

A badass entertainment setup with a torrent slave pc, gaming system and a decent sound system... if you're into that stuff design your living room around whatever system you can afford.

sim !!668fTyn84 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,965

@196,946 (C)
Only if she wears my purple collar.

@196,947 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
I got all that on a list, and I'm below 2K, and I don't go for cheap shit. Only energy efficient shit. My electricity bills used to be too big.

@196,948 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
I'm getting 120/50mbit cable internet.

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Also done! I have a nice old dell laptop what has HDMI in the docking station, low power consumtion, hardware decoding of most codecs. Should do fine. Remove controlled via bluetooth remote or on my phone over wireless.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,967

@previous (sim !!668fTyn84)
> 120/50mbit
> 50mbit
Holy shit, man! I really hope that's a static IP.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,968

@196,965 (sim !!668fTyn84)
Did you buy a house sim?

RelevantVisualPun !gU4NFwCPKQ replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,969

@196,965 (sim !!668fTyn84)
> I'm getting 120/50mbit cable internet.

Wow. Via what ISP?

sim !!668fTyn84 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,970

@196,967 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
https://www.ziggo.nl/#producten/alles-in-1/extra/

It is dynamic, but will only change if you dont turn on your modem for 30 days, the lease is 30 days, or it was when I was customer with them before.

sim !!668fTyn84 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,971

@196,969 (RelevantVisualPun !gU4NFwCPKQ)
See previous.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,973

@196,970 (sim !!668fTyn84)
What is the point in having all that speed if you can't use it to host a Web site?

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,974

@196,969 (RelevantVisualPun !gU4NFwCPKQ)

Virgin, probably.

sim !!668fTyn84 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,977

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
They don't do anything in Holland, and from I heard from my mates here, they suck ass. The best British ISP is bethere.co.uk -- had them in my old place, leeched over 200GB a month with my housemates, and never got a single complaint. Most other ISPs here shape/limit/DPI the shit out of you.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,978

@previous (sim !!668fTyn84)

Oh, I thought you lived in London. But whatever, they do suck ass. Traffic shaping up the wazoo.

I'm on Sky, they never ever complain about my heavy usage.

sim !!668fTyn84 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #196,980

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
I do live in London, well the edge, Enfield baby.

But I'm going back!

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #197,006

A buddha chair.

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,330

Make everything black with some white stuff and also UV lights. :3

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,355

I would put down wood floors and buy rugs instead.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #197,372

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