Nah, y'all actually really cool.
You know the only equivalent sentence in the language I do use just looks like "we-our balances' obligations multiple-generationally criminologically-antiquitative and fittingly-inheratative punishment"?
Your Chinese is even semi-unliberal, as is your Japanese (a desuic character I can't read and only know lexicographically; what looks like d(x(-a)
+'"). We've less than space for that sort. The pictured man is already grinding fluid; we've had someone else hack his foreign British diplomatic health-care coverage account forever. Honestly.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)